I'm bickering with the system

In a residential building in the magic city of Huaguo, Ling Ange woke up from a burst of suffocation, and what was in front of him was a piece of white snow, and a woman's delicate laughter: "Slacker, wake up!"

It's still a familiar place, a familiar smell, and a familiar way. This is how my sister wakes me up in the past two years.The beauty in front of her with a very vicious appearance and a curvy figure is Ling Ange's older sister, Ling Zhenzhen.

Ling Ange, a standard salted fish, is a junior this year, studying at Hualin University in Shanghai, which is barely enough for a first-class university in China.As for Ling Zhenzhen, she has graduated from university now, is the number one university in Shanghai, and is a top student at Shanghai University of Shanghai, which ranks among the top three institutions of higher learning in China. God gave Ling Zhenzhen a beautiful face, It gave Ling Zhenzhen a smart head again.As for Ling Ange and Ling Zhenzhen's parents, the old man is a famous professor of literature at Shanghai University, and their mother is an ordinary housewife.

The old couple are very strict with their son, but it is completely useless. For a salted fish, such a method just turns an ancient salted fish into a modern salted fish, but Ling Ange is also It's not too bad, and I was admitted to Hualin University in Shanghai, and the school is next to Shanghai University.

Ever since Ling Ange went to university, she was coerced by her sister to live together and lived together without shame. Since the first day Ling Ange moved in, the way her sister told Ling Ange to wake up was to use 36D to shake Ling Ange Wake up, for a patient with serious brother-in-law, I think all this is very reasonable.

Ling Zhenzhen, as a severe brother-accused patient, has a famous saying: Everything belonging to my brother is her own, including her own!Poor Ling Ange, she has never been in a relationship since she was a child. Every time she secretly wants to go on a date with a female classmate, her sister always gets rumors to spoil the situation. Every time, she pretends to be Ling Ange's girlfriend. The classmate got angry and let Ling Ange bear the title of scumbag since junior high school.

While Ling Ange was in a trance, a voice suddenly sounded in his mind: "Matching the host."

"Match successful!"

"Converging, 10%, 20%"

"Successful fusion!"

"Sister, can you help me check if my computer is on?" Ling Ange said, looking at her sister's white chest.Between Ling Zhenzhen and Ling Ange, apart from going to bed and taking a bath with a mandarin duck and other eighteen-forbidden behaviors, such things as Brother Qin's small mouth and holding hands are still done frequently, even if it's the sister's 36D. I am often seen by my younger brother, of course not all of them, but the bottomless gully in the upper part.

Ling Zhenzhen got off Ling Ange's body, glanced at Ling Ange's computer, and said, "Shut it off! Well, get up quickly, you have class this morning!" Ling Zhenzhen opened the door and went out after speaking.

"Understood!" Ling Ange agreed, but still lay still on the bed, thinking to himself, "Did you just have a hallucination?"

"It wasn't an illusion just now, it was real!" At this moment, that voice sounded in Nalan's mind again.

Ling Ange sat up from the bed all of a sudden, looked around with a look of horror on his face, then shook his head and said, "What the hell!"

"This system is not a ghost!" An angry voice came from Ling Ange's head.

"What the hell, system?" Ling Ange calmed down instantly, and asked thoughtfully.

Then there was that voice in his mind, as if he was affirming that Ling Ange could accept his mentality so quickly.

Afterwards, Ling Ange jumped up and shouted happily: "Yeah! I actually have a system!"

"What are you happy about, host?"

"Aren't you a system? The people who have a system in the novel are very powerful existences. If they disagree with each other, they will destroy the world and reduce human IQ. Bai Fumei, walk to the pinnacle of life!"

"The IQ of the host is too low, the system is going to change another host!" The system said with a look of disdain.

Ling Ange didn't care what the system said, but asked the system: "System, which one are you? Upgrade system? Pill system? Or local tyrant system?"

"Not at all! This system is a secret system!"

"Space-based system? Isn't it good? Look at me, how many generations of gods can I transform into? Can it be better than Huaye who is equipped with a void engine? Can it beat the holy Kaisa?" Ling Ange said again. The question was asked, and this time it was the system's turn to be confused.

"Checking the host's world information! Retrieval successful!"

"This system is a secret system, a secret that cannot be leaked, not the space-based system in your anime!"

Ling Ange asked with a lack of interest in an instant: "System, what function do you have? Can you let me fly into the sky and escape from the ground, and make alchemy and equipment omnipotent?"

"No! This system is not one of those cheating systems, it can't do that!"

"Then what can you do? It won't be that you can only exchange a few songs to strengthen my physique? My sister is not a star, so she doesn't need songs!"

"Sorry, these systems don't exist either!"

"Then what's the use of you!"

"This system can help you reach the pinnacle of life!"

"Blow it!"

"Well, since you don't believe in this system, then this system will go first, bye!"

"Wait a minute, what will happen to me if you leave?"

"Because this system ran out of energy when it arrived in this universe, so if you want to leave now, of course you have to drain all the energy from your body!"

"What will happen to me?"

"It won't do anything, just turn into a vegetable!"

"Forget it, you should stay here!"

At this moment, Ling Ange's eyes blurred, as if he was hit by something, and then a voice sounded in his mind: "Matching the host."

"Match successful!"

"Converging, 10%, 20%"

"Successful fusion!"

After a while, Ling Ange regained his composure, and roared at the system: "System, what are you doing?"

"Stupid human beings, are you calling this queen?"

"How did you become a girl in the magic stick system?" When Ling Ange communicated with the system just now, it was still a male voice, but now it has become a female voice, and it is still the voice of a noble and indifferent queen.

"Stupid human beings, you actually said that this queen is a magic stick system, and this queen punished you for not lifting it today!" After finishing speaking, Ling Ange's whole body seemed to be flowed by a weak electric current, but it seemed that nothing happened at all.

"What do you want to do with the magic stick system?" But Ling Ange was still very angry with the system.

"This queen is called the super invincible system, not the magic stick system!" The system also said angrily.

"Cut, blow it up! You just said that you are called Tianji System!" Ling Ange said with a look of disdain.

"Tianji system!" Ling Ange heard the female voice again, and said in a playful manner, "It seems that there is another system here!"

"Stupid host, you are about to kill me!" A male voice came from my mind, and then immediately changed into clothes and said in a flattering voice, "Long live Your Lady Queen!"

"I remembered, weren't you the weak chicken system that was squeezed out!"

"My Lady Queen still remembers the little one, it's the little one's honor!"

"Hey, what's going on here?" Ling Ange looked confused. Although Ling Ange had read many novels, this was the first time he had heard of two systems in his body.

"This guy is just too weak, so he is called a disgrace to the system world, and was squeezed away by those weak chickens!" Her Lady Queen was the first to explain.

"It's not that your systems are too much!" Tianji system complained aggrievedly.

"Wait, what's going on here?" Ling Ange was already in a daze, not knowing what was going on, "According to the routine in the novel, isn't one system able to kill another system directly?"

"That's just a novel for you humans!" Tianji System explained, "Actually, although the system is said to be strong and weak, the system is basically at the same level. The rest of the systems are wiped out."

At this time, the queen taunted again: "There is something similar to the leaderboard in the system world. It was originally divided into three ranks. The first rank is the highest and the third rank is the lowest. But this queen has suddenly become a leader. Fifth class. This queen is super first class, while the weak chicken system is fourth class."

"Since you are so powerful, why did you come here?" Ling Ange couldn't help asking again.

"How lonely it is to be invincible!" The queen sang, "Because those systems are so weak, there is no one who can fight, so come out and have some fun!"

"The queen is mighty, the queen is domineering!" At this time, the Tianji system flattered and complimented again.

But at this time, Her Lady Queen yawned and said: "Since there is this weak chicken system here, I can also sleep for a while, check the system functions by myself, and write down the treaty and so on." Clearly, if you don’t understand, just ask that weak chicken, we are all the same anyway, but he is a weak chicken!”

"Yes yes yes! The queen is right!" the Tianji system said flatteringly.

At this moment, Ling Ange knew that there were two systems living in his body, one was very strong, and the other was a weak chicken!But the strong queen didn't care about anything, and the weak chicken was with her.

"God, how can I use the system?" Although Ling Ange looked down on this weak system, he still asked.

"As long as you call up the system interface with your mind, of course, because you have two systems, you have to say the full name when you use which system!"

According to what the magic stick system said, Ling Ange directly called up the interface of the super invincible system with a direct thought. There was a message on it, which showed: successfully fused with the host. share.

Ling Ange quickly found the novice gift pack, opened it with his mind, and then a system prompt sounded in his ears: "Ding, open the novice gift pack, get a copy of the Chaos Art of Cultivation, ten save cards, and a hundred points from the system. A portion of the marrow-washing pill."

Chaos God Art: The super invincible system is a tailor-made exercise for the host. It is the strongest exercise in the world. If you practice it to the highest level, you can be immortal, reborn with a drop of blood, and last forever in the long river of time.

Archive Card: A special item that can only be obtained in the novice gift package. When the host dies, it can return to the most recent use time of the archive card.

This save card is very good, ten save cards are equivalent to ten lives, these things are also worthy of the word invincible.

Washing marrow pill: washing the essence and cutting the marrow, laying a solid foundation for stepping into the ranks of cultivators.Note: After taking this pill, all the filth in the body will be excreted from the body, but it is not limited to the normal way of excreting waste from the human body, so please try not to wear any clothes after taking the pill.

System points: can be exchanged for items in the system mall and to increase cultivation.Note: Due to the low strength of the host, the system mall cannot be opened temporarily, and it will be opened after the host reaches the sea-opening state; the system point improvement function cannot be opened, and it will be opened after the host reaches the sea-opening state.

As for what this Sea Opening Realm is, Ling Ange still doesn't know.So Ling Ange asked the Tianji system: "God stick, what is this Sea Breaking Realm?"

Perhaps the Tianji system has adapted to the title of Ling Ange, the magic stick, and did not refute it, but directly said: "The sea-opening state is the second state of cultivation, and before the sea-opening state is the gas refining state. In some places Also known as the Body Refining Mirror, it is mainly for cultivators to lay the foundations of the state, as for the subsequent state, I will tell you after Her Lady Queen wakes up!"

"You bastard!" Ling Ange laughed and cursed, and the Tianji system did not refute. In the circle of the system, the queen is absolute. No matter how many people want to hug the queen's thigh, it is impossible. Now I am actually the same host as the queen. Although this host is not very good, the Tianji system still feels very lucky.

At this time, a voice came from outside the door: "Slacker, haven't you gotten up yet? Could it be that you are doing something bad inside?" The voice sounded like Ling Zhenzhen's. For Ling Ange, Ling Zhenzhen has always been a vegetarian Not taboo.

"Here we come!" Ling Ange didn't check the rest of the things, he put on his clothes indiscriminately, and walked out.

At this time, there were already two people sitting here in the restaurant.One of them is naturally Ling Zhenzhen, and the other is Ling Zhenzhen's best friend Ye Zipei.

As for who is wearing this leaf?She is a well-known business woman in Shanghai, a famous Bingshan beauty, 26 years old, with a prominent family background, and she has created a lot of family business from scratch, and now she is the chairman and president of a large company with a market value of several billion. up.Although on the surface there is no help from Ye Zipei's family at all, but behind the scenes, the Ye family still helped Ye Zipei a lot. Families at the top level will also sell the Ye family a little face, which makes Ye Zipei's troubles a lot less, so Ye Zipei's ability to create such a family business is inseparable from the Ye family.

But what Ling Ange didn't understand was how could a thick-skinned woman like Ling Zhenzhen be good friends with an iceberg beauty like Ye Zipei?
The place where Ling Ange lives with her sister is also Ye Zipei's home. As for how Ling Zhenzhen and Ye Zipei met, Ling Ange doesn't know at all, but her sister moved out when she was a freshman, and she moved to Ye Zipei. Pei's home.

After Ling Ange finished washing, he walked out of the living room. Today is Sunday. Originally, Ling Ange wanted to sleep well at home until noon, but was completely disturbed by his sister, so he could only get up and have breakfast. Things to do, now planet [-], not going to school, do you have other things, as for dating, it is naturally impossible to have a serious younger sister like my own elder sister, Ling Ange will be able to get closer to girls now Was questioned by Ling Zhenzhen.

Ling Ange came to the restaurant. At this time, the two people sitting in the restaurant looked over. Ling Zhenzhen was youthful, energetic, and enthusiastic. With her charming face and hot figure, she was simply a perfect woman. Compared with Ling Zhenzhen, the figure is not bad at all, but the pair of breasts on the chest are a little smaller, but they are still plump. As for the appearance, it is absolutely impeccable, and this iceberg personality will make people People have a feeling of falling into the mortal world, which can be seen from a distance but not played with.

Seeing Ling Ange approaching, Ye Zipei nodded slightly, but Ling Ange smiled and said hello: "Sister Zipei, good morning!"

For this Ye Zipei, Qin Tianyu still has some extravagant expectations. After all, he can get close to only a handful of women. Except for those who are not familiar with him, only his mother, old sister and Ye Zipei are left. Impossible, then it can only be Ye Zipei.And it's not rumored among men that conquering an iceberg beauty has a pleasure that surpasses the matter itself.

At this moment, Ling Zhenzhen pouted her mouth, showing that she didn't want to see Ling Ange.Ling Ange knew that this old lady had lost her temper again, so she walked up to Lin Zhenzhen and bowed, "May the queen be blessed and safe!"

"Let's get flat, little pigeon!" Ling Zhenzhen also put away her temper and said with a smile, as if she was very satisfied with this brother's behavior.However, Ye Zipei on the side has black lines all over her head. She has to watch the performance of this pair of living treasures every day, and her image as an iceberg beauty is almost lost. To be honest, it is very uncomfortable to hold back a smile.

"I'm done eating!" Ye Zipei stood up straight away, and then walked out with her Hermes bag. As a boss, the most difficult thing is that he may have to go back to the company to deal with things on Saturday, and Ye Zipei is such a bitter person. Forced boss.

Ling Ange sat down and started to eat breakfast. The breakfast was very simple, one egg and a bowl of porridge. Of course, Ling Zhenzhen bought the eggs and porridge from the shop outside the community. Ling Zhenzhen would know it every day. Getting up early is one of Ling Zhenzhen's few good habits.