Out-of-print Ome: Black-bellied bamboo horse will eat you

"Stop, don't hang up, don't hang up, I really have something to do. This time it's true." Ye Fanyu is very nervous now, because he is afraid that the only savior has run away. How can he usually talk to his sister? Well, I don't know how to restrain myself.

"Yo, that's really rare. I don't know why my lovely brother called me today. What time is this? It's even harder for you to call me to express condolences. Today This gust of wind is not quite right." Ye Fanli is very angry now, although Gu Nanming is listening to the phone call in the study, but he always feels murderous, no accident, it is Ye Fanyu who sent his precious sister again It's annoying, but it's understandable, after all, Ye Fanli's mood is really not very good these days.

Hearing this tone, Ye Fanyu understood that it was another unlucky day for him: "My good sister, your brother, I don't usually visit you, so I have business to do? Look, I just called today. I don't have any other questions, I just want to ask you how your day is today, are you happy, don't you think today is a rest, you say yes? As an older brother, I have to have some daily communication with my younger sister." Ye Fanyu said these words nicely, but isn't this coaxing?If he went straight to the point, he probably knew what would happen to him.This kind of thing is probably only done by a fool, although it seems very far-fetched.It's just that his sister sounds happier, not as irritable as before, that's enough.

"Okay, do you think I will believe your nonsense? I still don't know who you are? Have you thought I have lived in vain for more than ten years?" Ye Fanli did not seem to be calm at all.It seemed to be a little more angry, and this time it wasn't just her brother.Even Gu Nanming was dumbfounded, wouldn't Ye Fan be much more stable in this situation?What happened today, did you take gunpowder?For this specific reason, he felt that he should think about it carefully, otherwise he might not have a good life for a few days under this situation.

Ye Fanyu was startled when he heard the tiger's body, hey, he hit the tiger's face, isn't it the same as being flattered on a horse's hoof, and now he has his own good fruit to eat.

"Good sister, don't be angry. Who the hell provoked you? Tell your brother, brother, help him teach him why he has such a temper today." In a word, what I said made it clear that I was sending myself to Huangquan Road.

"Oh! There is no one who bullies me today. On the contrary, brother, you bullied me a lot on weekdays. What happened today, please tell me quickly. I will help you solve it for your sister, and then sleep soundly and soundly. I feel, maybe I’ll be all angry when I wake up tomorrow morning.” In the end, Ye Fanli is still unhappy with Ye Fanyu’s behavior, it seems that if Ye Fanyu doesn’t show more understanding in the future and takes care of Ye Fanli a little, it will be a big deal. It might not be over.

Ye Fanyu fully understands what this means. It seems that I have two options now, either to charge directly, or to hang up the phone now. It seems that both ends are dead, but I still have to choose. I think it is more like a direct charge. survive.

"Okay, then I'll be honest. Didn't I ask Xia Qin to return the things today, and then Ou Zhi also returned the things to me, so I mixed them all together. Who knew Xia Qin would bring something back to me?" I saw their two younger brothers, and then there were only one girl among the five, and then they ran away. Then my mother called me and told me about this as soon as I got home? I feel that the girl does not accept my apology. "Ye Fanyu said that he didn't dare to say anything.He could already predict that his sister was going to scold him, after all he felt that what he did was not human.

"Oh my god! My brother, you have the nerve to tell me. Is this kind of thing done by humans? As a man, you date other girls alone. You even brought other men with you, It's still three. Oops, I forgot to add that you are four. Are you going to play mahjong? But there is one more person playing mahjong. I think it should be like this. Next time you want to do it again Kick yourself out. In this way, four people will just make up a mahjong game, and then you send another text message. Oops! It’s messed up.” When Ye Fanli said this, the whole person was in a strange mood, but Ye Fanyu was angry. Ye Fanyu felt even more I feel a little suffocated. It’s this kind of tone. He hasn’t experienced it for a long time. The last time Ye Fanli talked to himself like this, he thought that he was a girl when he released other people’s pigeons a long time ago, but this is not true. Important, this matter is the top priority now!

"Okay, okay, I was wrong! Isn't it okay? I shouldn't have mixed them together. What should I do now, your brother, I want to apologize. If this can't pass, I may need to go to the crematorium. You And I don't want to see my elder brother being sent to the crematorium by your dear mother." Ye Fanyu is terrified now.

Gu Nanming listened to it and thought it was quite interesting.It's a pleasure to listen to, don't ask why, but Ye Fanli can hear it clearly even if he doesn't turn on the speakerphone. Just now, his wife's weird tone of voice is enough for him to slash his good brother several times. Oh my god, this is too fucking gratifying, I'm usually suppressed by Ye Fanyu, this time I can be regarded as having weight.In this way, Ye Fanyu can be suppressed, and it's not bad to let yourself relax for a few days.

"I want my dear mother to send my dear brother to the crematorium. Who made his mind full of water, and he doesn't know how to associate with girls. This will pass on to our family, You can see that his IQ is pretty good if he is not beaten by other girls. Now he still asks his sister to help him, and he doesn’t even call his own sister on weekdays. Oh, what do you think of such a person? Do you want to help him?" Ye Fanli became more and more angry as he talked, although he might scold Ye Fanyu directly like usual, but now he speaks in such a calm and eccentric tone, which makes people feel scary, Ye Fanyu is in pain all over now shivering.

"I was wrong, I was really wrong." He felt that now he seemed to have no other way to go except to apologize repeatedly, which was very, very straightforward.If he was asked to show something else, he would probably be fine with everything else except selling his soul.

"Now I know I'm wrong? It's too late. You might as well call your good brother and see what he has to say. If he doesn't help you, then you can come to me again." Ye Fanli hung up immediately after saying this After picking up the phone, Ye Fanyu was dumbfounded, his phone was almost cold now.

Calling his good brother, Gu Nanming realized that the mother was calling his mother. He thought about it over and over again, this is bad, maybe he was buried with her mother.

"Hey~ my husband~ just now I told my brother that I need to call you if I have a problem, and I will call you later. You can figure it out yourself. It's best not to dump him to me, or you can sleep in the study tonight. "When Ye Fanli said this, his voice was so charming, and Gu Nanming was in high spirits when he said it, but after thinking about it, he was afraid. Did this fucking come from Ye Fanli's mouth? Why is it so creepy? Woolen cloth.

Gu Nanming shivered, and was about to make a speech waiting to die: "Then let me ask, baby, what should I do if I can't solve this problem."

"It can't be solved, then I can't help it. Then why don't you sleep in the study tonight, I think the toilet is very good, do you think I will put some water in the bathtub for you. "Well, now Gu Nanming is also afraid. It seems that today with Ye Fanyu, it will be either you or me. Anyway, there will always be someone unlucky. From this point of view, it seems that the chance of winning is relatively high.

"Understood, wife, you are tired too, go and rest first." Gu Nanming wanted to send Ye Fanli away first, and let's talk about the next thing.

"Okay, then I'll wait for your good news, husband." Ye Fanli is really not right today, but it is also very scary.Gu Nanming sighed and broke out in a cold sweat.

Sure enough, what was expected was that Ye Fanyu called. This unlucky thing, he was killed by him.

"Hey, tell me something quickly." Gu Nanming didn't want to hear him speak at all, okay?

"This is a little problem, I want you to help me find a solution, look, is it convenient for you!" Although Ye Fanyu asked if it was convenient for you, but this question seems to be inconvenient for you to answer.

"It should be convenient for me. Tell me what's going on. I still want to sleep. If you call me at night, you really are. Forget it." Gu Nanming has nothing to say, it's all for this sake, What else can I do, that's all.

"Okay, as long as it's convenient for you, that is, if one day you ask a girl out, and then people think it's a date alone, but you bring three big guys. Then the girl ran away, how do you apologize to her?" Ye Fanyu said What you said is very accurate. As for what happened, it is probably just like that.

Gu Nanming almost died laughing when he heard this. Is this a human thing? No wonder the little guy in his family is so angry.

"Fuck! Brother Ye, you can do it. You asked a girl out, and you took someone else. You're crazy, if you want to do this. Unless you apologize seriously, and ask another girl out again. Of course, if If the other girl is willing, you will have something to do with this matter. But... well, I don't think it's very likely for you. Can you tell me about your apology to this girl before?"

"Then there must be an apology, but I heard her voice doesn't seem to want to forgive me." Ye Fanyu was still a little bit desperate.

"Is it very cold, or did you say dirty words to you?" Gu Nanming asked like this, but he knew who that woman was, and she was also a lady, at least Ye Fanyu was quite good at provoking others.

"No, it's just very cold, as if it doesn't matter, but I know that I must be angry, otherwise I wouldn't come to you, so you teach me quickly, I don't want to die, I'm about to be killed by my mother ｜It's driving me crazy, oh my God." When Ye Fanyu thought of his mother's tone of voice, "excuse me, that's not human at all, and she wanted to die."

"Hehe, now you know that riding a tiger is hard to get off. First of all, I think that you have to find someone else's girl every day, so that you can be sincere. At least you have to be considerate, pay attention to other people's situation at all times, and pay attention to everything that should be paid attention to. "Gu Nanming is like a life-saving straw now, but he doesn't know that his wife is listening.