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Chapter 8 Please Call Me Brother Xian

008 Please call me Brother Xian

Grandma waved her hand in front of Fang Xian: "Master, why are you in a daze?"

"Oh... where did we talk just now?" Fang Xian complained so seriously just now that he forgot what to say.

"You are afraid that the black Miao people will go to the island. I said they dare not go to the island. You are young, Gao, and your memory is not very good." Grandma sighed all over her face, thinking that it is a pity that such a ruthless character has a bad memory. up.

Fang Xian wanted to say—"Black people don't dare themselves, they don't know how to find someone!"

But he thought about it, in the hearts of these Baimiao people, Zhang Si was probably the only one who dared to row a boat in the world. If he let them react, he might really die here.

The old man changed his character to this one. Fang Xian gave up and could only adapt to the situation. He gave up the original plan to save everyone, shook his head and said:
"Since you are not afraid of black people, then I will go."

"Stop!" Grandma stopped Fang Xian, "Although I admire you for daring to row a boat at such a young age, letting you go back like this will undoubtedly give the Black Miao people a chance to go to the island—I'm afraid, you have to keep going." live here."

"PAUSE!"

【\(˙o˙)/, haha, let’s play it off! ! ! 】

"Ha, sister, you are not stupid to co-author!!!"

[Nonsense, just a small modification in the part about "water"]

"(#'')convex"

[No more nonsense and let you marry grandma. 】

"You are cruel."

Pause complete.

Fang Xian didn't change his expression, and said sadly:
"Grandma, you don't know something. I have one more thing to do when I go to the island this time."

"Oh?"

"My friend Li Xiaoyao's father, Li Xunhuan, and his sister, Aunt Li, have a strange illness. I'm here to ask for an elixir."

Grandma shook her head and said: "I can give you an elixir, but forgive me for offending, I will definitely not let you go back, it is useless if you take the elixir."

Fang Xian waved his arm and said angrily: "Then I have to get it first. At least I helped Aunt Li get the elixir. I will do everything I can, and I will be ashamed of myself."

"Sure enough, you are a master, and you value faith, good!" Grandma nodded solemnly and then ordered the left and right, "Call Linger, and she will keep the Zijin Dan in her custody, and let her give one to the master."

Fang Xian interjected subconsciously: "Zhao Linger is taking a bath outside, the second pond from the right."

"..."

"..."

……

People are not as good as the sky, and a bad mouth is not as good as shutting up.

"You said... she's here, taking a bath?" The grandma stared at him, which made Fang Xian's hair terrified.

Fang Xian only hated himself for being broken-mouthed, but there was still luck in his heart, so he scratched his head and smirked and interrupted: "Haha, it's amazing, she dared to bathe in——'water'! Master!"

"Let me ask you, how do you know she's taking a bath?!" Grandma pointed at Fang Xian with a cane and asked.

"...I can explain."

"Don't explain." Grandma waved her arms, and her scary expression relaxed again, "Since you must live on the island, and you have seen Linger's body..."

"No, no, I don't want to get married yet..." Fang Xian waved his hands in a panic.

Grandma said angrily: "Why? We Ling'er are not good enough for you? The looks of a man and a woman are a match made in heaven!"

"That's right, I like Lin Yueru better."

"Lin Yueru? From Yuhang Village?"

"No, no, she's in Suzhou City, I'm going to find her."

Grandma sneered: "Whether it's Suzhou or Yuhang, don't count on it, just live here for the rest of your life."

Just as we were talking, our heroine finally came late after taking a bath.

It should be said that the old man made Zhang Si's face a little rough, but Zhao Ling'er was definitely meticulous enough, fairies and so on are nothing more than that.

Liu Yemei has big eyes, fair and rosy skin, and a face like a peach and plum, crystal clear.Wearing a playful blue short shirt, she is a standard bird-like beauty. Compared with the characters in the old version of the game, she is even better.

Zhao Ling'er only glanced at Zhang Si secretly, then blushed and lowered her head without saying a word, hiding behind her grandma.

"Haven't seen enough?" Grandma's crutch dangled in front of Fang Xian, half angry, half smiling, "Don't worry, we'll get married tonight, you have plenty of time."

"But... Yueru is still waiting for me."

Okay, Fang Xian is a little shaken. The essence of people's love for beauty is to reproduce. Sperm is just for the brain, and the protagonist cannot be refined.

"Forget about Yueru." Grandma smiled wickedly, leaning into Fang Xian's ear and whispered, "There are no men in our Shuiyue Palace. These girls are all at the age of marriage. You are lucky, and you may be able to marry in the future." Several concubines."

Hearing this, Fang Xian fell into a fierce ideological struggle.

Anyone who has played this game knows that there are three heroines in it.

Zhao Ling'er - a little bird who clings to people, knows magic and can warm the bed.

Lin Yueru——Brutal princess temperament, lively and cute, personally think that her essence is somewhat similar to Princess Jianning in "The Deer and Ding Tale".

Anu - a very good Miao girl, the tragedy is that she appeared too late, which makes people not impressed.

Regarding these three people, the players each have their favorites, there is nothing to argue about who is good and who is bad, as long as you like it.

An important reason why Fang Xian gave up Zhang's fourth-line mission was to meet Lin Yueru.If he had known that his grandma was so stupid, he would have stopped being such a good person and rowed his own boat to Suzhou.In order to leave a good first impression on Lin Yueru, he would rather give up Zhao Ling'er, otherwise he would be in trouble when the time comes.

But now... this is another fairy tale line!
Live in the Water Moon Palace with dozens of beauties including Zhao Ling'er!
Unfortunately, Fang Xian only has a week.

Do you want to go out to see Lin Yueru or do you want to be a living god here for a week?

"Master, you have a nosebleed." Grandma handed Fang Xian a handkerchief.

"Thanks, I'm thinking about it."

"Think slowly and get married at night." Grandma smiled "I understand", turned to the two beauties and said, "Shuiyue and Tianlan, take the master back to the room to rest."

So, Fang Xian was dragged into the bedroom by two shy beauties.

Shuiyue: "When we get married in the evening, the newlyweds have to wear new clothes... But we don't have men's service here, please ask the master to take off the clothes, and our sisters take them to wash them well."

"No need." Fang Xian sat on the bed blankly.

Tian Lan: "The master is disliking us?"

"..."

Tian Lan bowed her head and said coquettishly: "Just now... I heard what Grandma said..."

As she spoke, she and Shuiyue looked at each other, and the faces of the two girls turned red at the same time.

Shuiyue: "Master, why are you having a nosebleed again?"

"No problem."

wheeze...

The picture flashes, time flies, and the scene of the wedding night in the bridal chamber is reached in an instant.

"PAUSE, can you prepare me mentally?"

[Little ghost, do you want to thank me for skipping the boring cutscene? 】

"..."

[Why don't you complain?My God is waiting to take the move. 】

"I was thinking, where can I, Zhang Si, go, and whether I can still go to Suzhou..."

[Hehe, don't worry, this is a free game process, nothing is hard-coded. 】

"By the way, I'll talk to her later...that?"

[Of course, this god pays the most attention to authenticity. 】

"But usually, isn't the screen going black and then turning into 'the next day'?"

【How did you know? 】

"Are you out of your mind or am I out of your mind? Then how can we XXOO?"

【You'll know it right away, let's go to the plot】

Pause complete.

Zhao Ling'er sat on the bed shyly, not daring to raise her head, Fang Xian paced in front of the bed, thinking of ways to escape from Fairy Island.

Ling'er mustered up her courage and said, "Are you thinking...how to escape?"

Zhao Ling'er didn't speak because Fang Xian felt numb all over when he spoke.

In other words, people often scold - the protagonists whose legs go limp when they see women are all jerks!
But no one has ever scolded the protagonist whose legs go limp when he hears a woman's voice as a jerk, because this kind of woman does exist, and everyone has this situation occasionally, so I am embarrassed to scold myself.

Of course Ling'er's voice is not like Lin Chiling's, it's not that artificial, it's natural, delicate to the bone, in the blood, in the soul!

Too much to say.

In short, after Fang Xian heard this voice, he felt as if he was peeing in the middle of winter. He shivered for a long time (every man knows this). His heart was full of emotions that were endless and endless.

"Brother Zhang Si... What's the matter with you?" Ling'er's big innocent eyes flickered.

"Cough..." Fang Xian forced himself to act like a big man, "Ling'er, you don't know, my brother's father's sister is still critically ill, although you gave me Zijin Dan, but I can't give it to you." In the hands of my brother's father's sister, I feel very unwilling."

"...It's okay." Ling'er pinched the corner of her clothes timidly, "Everyone is going to pay homage to Master tomorrow morning, and you can escape then..."

"Good Linger!" Fang Xian had no doubt that Zhao Linger's words were true. The plot in the plot was just like this. Fang Xian made a detour by accident and then got back on track.

"Hey...although you and I didn't do anything...but we have worshiped heaven and earth. I hope that after you leave...don't forget me..." Zhao Linger trembled slightly and sobbed softly.

Well, seeing this pitiful scene, Fang Xian's legs went limp.

Let Zhao Linger cry like this?And then run away with a smile the next morning?

Stop making trouble, Tang Seng can't do this, as long as the two spherical objects below you are still there, no matter how determined your mind is, it will be instantly melted by this scene.

"Ling'er..." Fang Xian hugged Zhao Ling'er into his arms, and said in a pure manly tone, "You and I are married, how can I forget you? I promise you, I will be my friend and his father's sister The moment I take the Purple Golden Pill, no matter if the sky falls or the ground collapses, I will go back here with all my strength and take you with me."

"Fourth brother..."

"Linger..."

The two hugged each other tightly.Instinctively, tear off the other party's clothes.Fang Xian kissed Zhao Linger's crystal clear cheek lightly, just when his hands were about to touch the pair of soft things...

Wow, the screen is black.

"I fucked your grandma, you still played me in the end!"

【please choose--】

[One: The black screen skips this plot and goes directly to the next morning. 】

[Two: Save the file and exit the game, and do this with Zhao Linger in reality. 】

"WTF? OMG? Hahaha? That's okay too?!"

[Of course, as I said before, I am a god. 】

"...Wait a minute, Zhao Ling'er...is this woman a real person?"

[Of course, it takes a lot of effort to make these villains. I just implanted some memories and personalities for them. As for their body structure, they are no different from human beings in the 21st century. 】

"Are you a nuwa?"

[I don’t know him, but I know Jege. 】

"That means... I can bring Zhao Linger back to reality... live together?"

【Stop messing around, are you dreaming?You can only do this during the week the game is in progress. 】

"Oh... May I ask, if I play the role of Li Xiaoyao, what is the final reward?"

[Arbitrarily choose three items in the game to bring back to the real world, and at the same time choose three game characters to bring back to the real world. 】

"F*ck, it's not fair, because Mao Zhangsi only has one fish and one net??!"

[Is the difficulty different? 】

"Then if I..."

[Impossible, don't think about it, are you making trouble for Li Xiaoyao's online mission?Unless you get the true biography of Jiu Jianxian, you are qualified to carry out the following plots, every step of the way is frightening, and you will be useless if you die. 】

"I said if."

【Depending on my mood, if you can really use the identity of Zhang Si to complete the plot of Li Xiaoyao... I might even give you a special reward——(ˉεˉ乀). 】

"Well, some do it!"

[Stop delusional thinking, I'm already going to throw up when I'm making a map of the Soviet Union, so hurry up and choose, one or two? 】

"Bullshit, two!"

Human life is extremely short.

Eyes open and close—what kind of scene is this? !

In the business suite of a five-star hotel.

The delicate Zhao Linger.

Soft big bed.

"Is this really reality? This is unscientific!" Fang Xian shouted while holding his head.

"Fourth brother, where are we?" Zhao Linger looked around blankly.

Ling'er's voice brought Fang Xian back to reality, he pinched himself to confirm that he was not dreaming, and his state instantly switched to the cool and elegant route, with a very masculine smile on his face——

"Here, please call me Brother Xian
(End of this chapter)