A leisurely city for solo travelers
Chapter 7
Chapter 7
From the beginning to the present, the thing that has the most influence on me is undoubtedly the Sky Breaker Hammer. This thing has huge potential. According to the standard procedure, the Sky Breaker Hammer should have smashed the 6 bottles of stone statues and disappeared, but I broke this balance.
The Water Moon Palace is protected by wind magic, and no one else can enter without Zhao Linger opening the way.
Zhang Si doesn’t ask for help from others. With the Sky-breaking Hammer, Zhang Si doesn’t need to ask for help from God at all!
He saw the blue clothes on the edge of a certain pond from a distance, walked around as if seeing a monster, and walked straight towards the Water Moon Palace.
really!The Sky Hammer was a big bug, Fang Xian crossed the small bridge protected by wind magic as easily as if he was walking in his own backyard.
After crossing the small bridge, Fang Xian finally arrived at the destination—Shuiyue Palace without any risk.
Shuiyue Palace is a huge building, the whole body is made of blue bricks. Although the shape does not have many bright spots, but fortunately, the color is light and elegant, which has a special charm.
Fang Xian took a deep breath and bravely entered the palace. (Entering the palace... I always feel that there is something wrong with this word, forget it.)
This palace obviously took a lot of effort from the old man. The walls and floor are made of marble, and its level of detail is no less than that of the lobby of a five-star hotel.
"PAUSE!" Fang Xian waved his arms to call for the old man.
【kindness? 】
"Where's the light?"
[What light? 】
"There are no windows here, why is it so bright?"
【... Are you bothering me about this? 】
"This unscientific."
[Okay, let there be light. 】
"kindness?"
【God said, let there be light.Enough is enough. 】
"That's Brother Ye, I'm not the same as you."
[If you talk nonsense again, I will let you marry Aunt Li. 】
"..."
After the pause, several plain-clothed women strolling back and forth in the hall had spotted Fang Xian and surrounded him in surprise.
"Who... are you?" a beautiful woman with long hair asked.
Fang Xian quickly put on a harmless smile: "Next Zhang Si, come to see... grandma."
"How did you get in?" the beauty in green asked.
"swim."
"Ah!" The beauty was shocked, and exclaimed to the sisters, "So, he can swim?"
"Yeah, how can there be such a powerful person?"
"No matter how big the maze is, he can't trap him. He is really an expert."
……
This setting is too scientific. People in the Water Moon Palace think that there are very few people in the world who can swim, so they dare to make a maze with water. Old man, your setting is too scientific and reasonable.
Fang Xian scratched his head and said, "Fairies... I can not only swim, but also fish."
"Ah! Fishing! My God..."
"He dared to go fishing in the water!"
……
Fang Xian suddenly felt that Zhang Si's character design could completely blow up Li Xiaoyao, as far as the story of Fairy Island is concerned.
"Sister fairies, I don't know if grandma is here. I have something urgent to ask." Fang Xian asked respectfully.
The beautiful woman in green clothes bowed shyly and said, "Master, wait a moment. Grandma is walking in the backyard. I will call her back right now."
"Thank you."
While waiting for his grandma, Zhang Si was watched by all the girls like a small animal.
"Is there anything wrong with the lower body?"
The girls snickered and lowered their heads, blushing.
Fang Xian slapped his head, and then remembered that there are no men in Shuiyue Palace, and outsiders are forbidden to come in, these girls are probably hungry and thirsty, and they have to talk to grandma about it later.
"How dare a man break into my Water Moon Palace!"
Grandma has not arrived, but the spit has arrived.
Soon, a short old lady who looked like a Rakshasa walked into the hall with crutches, glaring at Fang Xian.
This grandma is a magical person, no one knows her name, only grandma.Legend has it that she used to be the witch queen of the Baimiao nationality, that is, Zhao Linger's mother's good sister. Later, the witch queen died and worshiped the moon to rebel. Grandma escaped with Zhao Linger and others. Fearing being suspected, she used spells to disguise herself and became a Grandma form.
The specific form of grandma can be referred to the elderly version of the short-footed tiger Wang Ying in "Water Margin".
What?You mean dominatrix Sun Erniang?Stop making trouble, you underestimate grandma too much.
"Next Zhang Si, meet grandma!" Fang Xian knew that this grandma had a knife-mouthed bean curd heart, and he tried his best to imagine her appearance before she changed her face, and bowed and saluted neither humble nor overbearing.
Grandma didn’t buy it and angrily said, “Hmph, do you know that when a man enters Shuiyue Palace, he can only choose to die here?”
Fang Xian cleared his throat and started his plan extremely calmly.
"Grandma doesn't know, the matter of Shuiyue Palace on Xianling Island has long been exposed, and a bunch of black people have come to Yuhang Town to prepare to attack."
Grandma was shocked and asked, "Black people? You mean black Miao people?"
"That's right, the guy with dark skin and a headscarf on his head."
"It must be the Moon Worship Sect. After so many years, these thieves still have evil intentions!" Grandma's face was ferocious, and her fists were pounding.
Well, Fang Xian gave up his fantasies about his grandma's face in the past. He probably changed her gender when she changed her appearance. He summoned up his courage and continued:
"I happened to hear that while I was rowing the niggers—they're supposed to attack here tomorrow night."
"What!!!!" Grandma was shocked again, her expression was extremely exciting, "You...you say it again!"
"The blacks are expected to attack tomorrow night."
"No, it's the first half of the sentence." Grandma pointed at Fang Xian, her voice trembling.
"The first half? . . . when I was rowing..."
"My God! You can row a boat?!!!" Grandma was so excited that she almost fainted.
"PAUSE!"
【? ? 】
"What 2B setting are you talking about? The people in Shuiyue Palace are all cosmic furballs?"
(Note: "Cosmic Furball" is a RB animation in the 20s. The protagonist is a red spherical alien who hangs when it touches water.)
【Oh, this setting has just been changed. After you swim through the maze, I think the maze is too 2. They made it like this to make everything reasonable. 】
"Well, at least your productivity is good..."
Pause ends.
Fang Xian took a step forward and supported the bewildered grandma.
"Grandma, now is not the time to talk about boating, you should take the people from Shuiyue Palace with you!"
Grandma stabilized her mind, and her attitude suddenly became very respectful.
"Master, you worry too much. There is water in this world, and there are only a few people who dare to row a boat. As long as they can't solve the maze, those Hei Miao people will never dare to take half a step forward!"
Fang Xian then remembered that he had not cracked the maze at all, and the Black Miao people were still unable to attack.
"But grandma, those black people already know the secret of the maze, wouldn't it be fine if they came over and smashed the stone statue?"
Grandma looked stern, and sneered in a very serious manner: "Hmph, expert, you think too highly of them. With their good luck, how dare they set foot on the floating lotus in my labyrinth?"
"PAUSE!"
[What are you doing, annoying B. 】
"Ask me a question, are all the white and black Miao people cosmic furballs? The ones I meet in the future will be the same?"
【kindness. 】
"Are they afraid of water?"
【certainly. 】
"Then how does Zhao Ling'er take a bath?"
【...You are annoying, is this just a game? Why do you emphasize rationality so much. 】
"Didn't you emphasize that, didn't you turn these Miao people into idiots?"
[Okay, I have something else to do. There is something wrong with the terrain of Lisbon in "The Age of Discovery". See you later. 】
"..."
Pause complete.
(End of this chapter)
From the beginning to the present, the thing that has the most influence on me is undoubtedly the Sky Breaker Hammer. This thing has huge potential. According to the standard procedure, the Sky Breaker Hammer should have smashed the 6 bottles of stone statues and disappeared, but I broke this balance.
The Water Moon Palace is protected by wind magic, and no one else can enter without Zhao Linger opening the way.
Zhang Si doesn’t ask for help from others. With the Sky-breaking Hammer, Zhang Si doesn’t need to ask for help from God at all!
He saw the blue clothes on the edge of a certain pond from a distance, walked around as if seeing a monster, and walked straight towards the Water Moon Palace.
really!The Sky Hammer was a big bug, Fang Xian crossed the small bridge protected by wind magic as easily as if he was walking in his own backyard.
After crossing the small bridge, Fang Xian finally arrived at the destination—Shuiyue Palace without any risk.
Shuiyue Palace is a huge building, the whole body is made of blue bricks. Although the shape does not have many bright spots, but fortunately, the color is light and elegant, which has a special charm.
Fang Xian took a deep breath and bravely entered the palace. (Entering the palace... I always feel that there is something wrong with this word, forget it.)
This palace obviously took a lot of effort from the old man. The walls and floor are made of marble, and its level of detail is no less than that of the lobby of a five-star hotel.
"PAUSE!" Fang Xian waved his arms to call for the old man.
【kindness? 】
"Where's the light?"
[What light? 】
"There are no windows here, why is it so bright?"
【... Are you bothering me about this? 】
"This unscientific."
[Okay, let there be light. 】
"kindness?"
【God said, let there be light.Enough is enough. 】
"That's Brother Ye, I'm not the same as you."
[If you talk nonsense again, I will let you marry Aunt Li. 】
"..."
After the pause, several plain-clothed women strolling back and forth in the hall had spotted Fang Xian and surrounded him in surprise.
"Who... are you?" a beautiful woman with long hair asked.
Fang Xian quickly put on a harmless smile: "Next Zhang Si, come to see... grandma."
"How did you get in?" the beauty in green asked.
"swim."
"Ah!" The beauty was shocked, and exclaimed to the sisters, "So, he can swim?"
"Yeah, how can there be such a powerful person?"
"No matter how big the maze is, he can't trap him. He is really an expert."
……
This setting is too scientific. People in the Water Moon Palace think that there are very few people in the world who can swim, so they dare to make a maze with water. Old man, your setting is too scientific and reasonable.
Fang Xian scratched his head and said, "Fairies... I can not only swim, but also fish."
"Ah! Fishing! My God..."
"He dared to go fishing in the water!"
……
Fang Xian suddenly felt that Zhang Si's character design could completely blow up Li Xiaoyao, as far as the story of Fairy Island is concerned.
"Sister fairies, I don't know if grandma is here. I have something urgent to ask." Fang Xian asked respectfully.
The beautiful woman in green clothes bowed shyly and said, "Master, wait a moment. Grandma is walking in the backyard. I will call her back right now."
"Thank you."
While waiting for his grandma, Zhang Si was watched by all the girls like a small animal.
"Is there anything wrong with the lower body?"
The girls snickered and lowered their heads, blushing.
Fang Xian slapped his head, and then remembered that there are no men in Shuiyue Palace, and outsiders are forbidden to come in, these girls are probably hungry and thirsty, and they have to talk to grandma about it later.
"How dare a man break into my Water Moon Palace!"
Grandma has not arrived, but the spit has arrived.
Soon, a short old lady who looked like a Rakshasa walked into the hall with crutches, glaring at Fang Xian.
This grandma is a magical person, no one knows her name, only grandma.Legend has it that she used to be the witch queen of the Baimiao nationality, that is, Zhao Linger's mother's good sister. Later, the witch queen died and worshiped the moon to rebel. Grandma escaped with Zhao Linger and others. Fearing being suspected, she used spells to disguise herself and became a Grandma form.
The specific form of grandma can be referred to the elderly version of the short-footed tiger Wang Ying in "Water Margin".
What?You mean dominatrix Sun Erniang?Stop making trouble, you underestimate grandma too much.
"Next Zhang Si, meet grandma!" Fang Xian knew that this grandma had a knife-mouthed bean curd heart, and he tried his best to imagine her appearance before she changed her face, and bowed and saluted neither humble nor overbearing.
Grandma didn’t buy it and angrily said, “Hmph, do you know that when a man enters Shuiyue Palace, he can only choose to die here?”
Fang Xian cleared his throat and started his plan extremely calmly.
"Grandma doesn't know, the matter of Shuiyue Palace on Xianling Island has long been exposed, and a bunch of black people have come to Yuhang Town to prepare to attack."
Grandma was shocked and asked, "Black people? You mean black Miao people?"
"That's right, the guy with dark skin and a headscarf on his head."
"It must be the Moon Worship Sect. After so many years, these thieves still have evil intentions!" Grandma's face was ferocious, and her fists were pounding.
Well, Fang Xian gave up his fantasies about his grandma's face in the past. He probably changed her gender when she changed her appearance. He summoned up his courage and continued:
"I happened to hear that while I was rowing the niggers—they're supposed to attack here tomorrow night."
"What!!!!" Grandma was shocked again, her expression was extremely exciting, "You...you say it again!"
"The blacks are expected to attack tomorrow night."
"No, it's the first half of the sentence." Grandma pointed at Fang Xian, her voice trembling.
"The first half? . . . when I was rowing..."
"My God! You can row a boat?!!!" Grandma was so excited that she almost fainted.
"PAUSE!"
【? ? 】
"What 2B setting are you talking about? The people in Shuiyue Palace are all cosmic furballs?"
(Note: "Cosmic Furball" is a RB animation in the 20s. The protagonist is a red spherical alien who hangs when it touches water.)
【Oh, this setting has just been changed. After you swim through the maze, I think the maze is too 2. They made it like this to make everything reasonable. 】
"Well, at least your productivity is good..."
Pause ends.
Fang Xian took a step forward and supported the bewildered grandma.
"Grandma, now is not the time to talk about boating, you should take the people from Shuiyue Palace with you!"
Grandma stabilized her mind, and her attitude suddenly became very respectful.
"Master, you worry too much. There is water in this world, and there are only a few people who dare to row a boat. As long as they can't solve the maze, those Hei Miao people will never dare to take half a step forward!"
Fang Xian then remembered that he had not cracked the maze at all, and the Black Miao people were still unable to attack.
"But grandma, those black people already know the secret of the maze, wouldn't it be fine if they came over and smashed the stone statue?"
Grandma looked stern, and sneered in a very serious manner: "Hmph, expert, you think too highly of them. With their good luck, how dare they set foot on the floating lotus in my labyrinth?"
"PAUSE!"
[What are you doing, annoying B. 】
"Ask me a question, are all the white and black Miao people cosmic furballs? The ones I meet in the future will be the same?"
【kindness. 】
"Are they afraid of water?"
【certainly. 】
"Then how does Zhao Ling'er take a bath?"
【...You are annoying, is this just a game? Why do you emphasize rationality so much. 】
"Didn't you emphasize that, didn't you turn these Miao people into idiots?"
[Okay, I have something else to do. There is something wrong with the terrain of Lisbon in "The Age of Discovery". See you later. 】
"..."
Pause complete.
(End of this chapter)
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