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Chapter 69 5 Magical Uses of Poison Pearls
Chapter 69 The Magical Use of the Five Poison Pearls
Toad looked up at the spider web on the top of the cave with sorrowful eyes and said, "I helped her lick her wounds, so I carried her into the cave, thinking that a girl is so pitiful, so let's help if we can."
Ling'er chuckled: "Look, I said he is a good toad."
"I'm ashamed, I'm just a vulgar toad. Cough... bah..." Toad spat out his mucus again and continued, "After she recovered from her injury, I asked her, you girl, how did you become like this? The mother toad is still disgusting. She told me that she had been friends with a scholar, but then the scholar's family seemed to have offended a young master named Long, and the family was wiped out. The scholar was distraught, and he talked to this girl, and the girl was also evil. Yes, there is a poison spectrum forbidden technique passed down in her family. She loves this scholar deeply, and for him, she began to practice poison spectrum. After practicing, she is very powerful. Infected with a poisonous body, his face was disfigured. Later, the scholar lost interest in him and went to hang out with other women. She loved her deeply and hated her deeply. In this anger, she went to destroy the second door again, and finally Distraught and weary of the world. She heard that there was a toad spirit in this cave, so she went up the mountain to look for me to seek death."
"Why are scholars so mean?" Lin Yueru snorted, "Fortunately, I have drawn a clear line with Liu Jinyuan a long time ago."
Fang Xian asked: "Brother Ha, why were you forced? You were pushed down?"
The big toad was disappointed: "Well, shit, don't mention this paragraph."
"..."
"..."
Fang Xian couldn't figure out how the woman pushed the big toad down despite all his brains. It was so bizarre that only the imagination of a muddy person could do the job of describing this scene.
The big toad continued to complain: "After she fucked me, she stayed in this hole and never left, saying that everyone in the world is bad, and only I, a toad, is good. I am a reasonable toad, so I started to persuade her, but why? No matter how much I tried to persuade her, it was useless. Later, she got worse and started refining poison in my hole, and used my body as a dish inhumanely. Over time, I became like this. In fact, my skin used to be quite smooth, cough... Pooh."
Another mouthful of thick phlegm was spat on the ground. I don't know if it was born with the toad or if it was affected by poison.
"What did she practice?" Fang Xian asked.
"Five Poison Beads." Toad replied, "She wants to use a large amount of poison to break through the extreme of poison. According to the description of his family's poison book, things will be reversed when they are extreme. When the beads are refined, they will become a treasure that is invulnerable to all poisons. Putting down that bead will restore youth. In fact, this bead has already been cultivated in my body, but I know that eating a hundred of this bead will not regenerate my skin. In order not to hit her, I have been holding it in my stomach. Here it is, that's it. Cough... bah."
"What a kind and good toad." Ling'er wanted to go up and rub his head, but she shrugged when she saw the toads and mucus, "In this case, the woman is dead, you can continue to live your life, let me speak Just let us go, we won't fight anymore."
"That's what it means. I finally met a reasonable person. I hate decisive killing." Toad jumped to the side and let out of the cave, "I won't send it away, there are many Taoists over there."
Fang Xian grabbed Ling'er and shook his head: "Ling'er, this toad must be done."
"Oh? Why?"
"For the Five Poison Pearls!" Fang Xian has never been so interested in a treasure since he entered the game.
"Five Poison Pearls? Just let me detoxify you. Why do you need it?" Ling'er was very puzzled by Fang Xian's abnormal behavior. "Don't you always like to pick up treasures?"
"It's different this time, it's for our child!" Fang Xian said very passionately, and at the same time he looked at Lin Yueru tenderly.
Lin Yueru panicked: "It's nothing to do with the child."
"Listen to me slowly." Fang Xian kept his eyes open all the time, and he was very clear about when and what to do. "The old man said that after the game is released, I can bring back the three treasures of reality."
"You want to bring the Five Poison Pearls?!" Lin Yueru wondered, "There are not so many poisons in the outside world. Besides, you are a doctor yourself, so why do you want it?"
Fang Xian shook his head heavily: "Doctors are not omnipotent. Many poisons are anti-human and anti-natural, which I cannot see and cannot solve... For example - poisonous milk powder, Sudan red, plastic preservatives and so on... …With these Wudu Pearls, mothers no longer have to worry about choosing milk powder. In the future, they don’t have to be afraid to eat Chuan Chuan Xiang mixed with Xie Li Ting, meat buns made from lymph, or deep-fried deep-fried dough sticks!!”
"Cough... bah." Toad murmured, "It makes sense."
Fang Xian exclaimed to the two daughters-in-law: "Look, what state my brother Ha is in, learn from it."
Zhao Ling'er just blushed and asked, "Then let's... just don't use milk powder. If my milk is not enough, use my sister's. If my sister's is not enough, just use mine."
Lin Yueru also blushed when she was told, and stopped talking.
Toad advised: "Don't think like that. Mother's milk may not be enough. Human women will not have milk if they are not pregnant. If they can't afford a wet nurse, they still have to make milk powder. Don't let the child suffer."
Fang Xian was grateful: "Brother Ha really understands people!"
"Well, I think you are about to decide on these Five Poison Beads. If I don't give them to you, you'll have to chop me down." The toad coughed hard for a long time this time, then he exerted all his strength, and with a cry of "Bah!!", his whole body turned white. Small beads mixed with the mucus fell to the ground.
"Take it!" The toad stuck out his tongue and licked the side of his mouth, "I am a reasonable toad. If you can do it, I can do it."
"Ling'er, use an ice spell to clean it up..."
Ling'er's ice spell probably cleaned the beads before Fang Xian dared to pick them up and stuff them into the bag.
"Thank you, Brother Ha. Do you have such plans in the future?" Fang Xian looked at Brother Ha, as if he saw the figure of her brother Snake, feeling a little melancholy and a little disturbed.
"Ahem...bah..." the toad jumped away, "I'm still far away from the truth. I want to think more in this relatively quiet environment and strive to make a breakthrough in my realm. I will walk slowly without giving up. .”
"What a toad that pursues the truth." Fang Xian admired him. This toad was different from Brother Snake. Brother Snake lived in a hole to escape someone, but this toad was more like living in seclusion.
Ling'er and Yueru were still clinging together, discussing the matter of milk.
"Sister, my...little...could it be that I really have no milk?"
"Don't... don't be afraid... I'll just give some money when the time comes."
"But I heard that fairy toad said...you have to have a baby in your stomach...to have milk, and my sister is still a virgin..."
"..."
"Why don't you get pregnant together, I'll hold back, let's try to have a baby together, so we can take care of each other."
"..."
Fang Xian suddenly came over: "That makes a lot of sense."
But I heard the deep smile of the toad in the depths of the cave: "This is a fallacy. If there are two children, the milk will not be enough... Ha-ha-ha-"
"Brother Ha, you are too poor."
(End of this chapter)
Toad looked up at the spider web on the top of the cave with sorrowful eyes and said, "I helped her lick her wounds, so I carried her into the cave, thinking that a girl is so pitiful, so let's help if we can."
Ling'er chuckled: "Look, I said he is a good toad."
"I'm ashamed, I'm just a vulgar toad. Cough... bah..." Toad spat out his mucus again and continued, "After she recovered from her injury, I asked her, you girl, how did you become like this? The mother toad is still disgusting. She told me that she had been friends with a scholar, but then the scholar's family seemed to have offended a young master named Long, and the family was wiped out. The scholar was distraught, and he talked to this girl, and the girl was also evil. Yes, there is a poison spectrum forbidden technique passed down in her family. She loves this scholar deeply, and for him, she began to practice poison spectrum. After practicing, she is very powerful. Infected with a poisonous body, his face was disfigured. Later, the scholar lost interest in him and went to hang out with other women. She loved her deeply and hated her deeply. In this anger, she went to destroy the second door again, and finally Distraught and weary of the world. She heard that there was a toad spirit in this cave, so she went up the mountain to look for me to seek death."
"Why are scholars so mean?" Lin Yueru snorted, "Fortunately, I have drawn a clear line with Liu Jinyuan a long time ago."
Fang Xian asked: "Brother Ha, why were you forced? You were pushed down?"
The big toad was disappointed: "Well, shit, don't mention this paragraph."
"..."
"..."
Fang Xian couldn't figure out how the woman pushed the big toad down despite all his brains. It was so bizarre that only the imagination of a muddy person could do the job of describing this scene.
The big toad continued to complain: "After she fucked me, she stayed in this hole and never left, saying that everyone in the world is bad, and only I, a toad, is good. I am a reasonable toad, so I started to persuade her, but why? No matter how much I tried to persuade her, it was useless. Later, she got worse and started refining poison in my hole, and used my body as a dish inhumanely. Over time, I became like this. In fact, my skin used to be quite smooth, cough... Pooh."
Another mouthful of thick phlegm was spat on the ground. I don't know if it was born with the toad or if it was affected by poison.
"What did she practice?" Fang Xian asked.
"Five Poison Beads." Toad replied, "She wants to use a large amount of poison to break through the extreme of poison. According to the description of his family's poison book, things will be reversed when they are extreme. When the beads are refined, they will become a treasure that is invulnerable to all poisons. Putting down that bead will restore youth. In fact, this bead has already been cultivated in my body, but I know that eating a hundred of this bead will not regenerate my skin. In order not to hit her, I have been holding it in my stomach. Here it is, that's it. Cough... bah."
"What a kind and good toad." Ling'er wanted to go up and rub his head, but she shrugged when she saw the toads and mucus, "In this case, the woman is dead, you can continue to live your life, let me speak Just let us go, we won't fight anymore."
"That's what it means. I finally met a reasonable person. I hate decisive killing." Toad jumped to the side and let out of the cave, "I won't send it away, there are many Taoists over there."
Fang Xian grabbed Ling'er and shook his head: "Ling'er, this toad must be done."
"Oh? Why?"
"For the Five Poison Pearls!" Fang Xian has never been so interested in a treasure since he entered the game.
"Five Poison Pearls? Just let me detoxify you. Why do you need it?" Ling'er was very puzzled by Fang Xian's abnormal behavior. "Don't you always like to pick up treasures?"
"It's different this time, it's for our child!" Fang Xian said very passionately, and at the same time he looked at Lin Yueru tenderly.
Lin Yueru panicked: "It's nothing to do with the child."
"Listen to me slowly." Fang Xian kept his eyes open all the time, and he was very clear about when and what to do. "The old man said that after the game is released, I can bring back the three treasures of reality."
"You want to bring the Five Poison Pearls?!" Lin Yueru wondered, "There are not so many poisons in the outside world. Besides, you are a doctor yourself, so why do you want it?"
Fang Xian shook his head heavily: "Doctors are not omnipotent. Many poisons are anti-human and anti-natural, which I cannot see and cannot solve... For example - poisonous milk powder, Sudan red, plastic preservatives and so on... …With these Wudu Pearls, mothers no longer have to worry about choosing milk powder. In the future, they don’t have to be afraid to eat Chuan Chuan Xiang mixed with Xie Li Ting, meat buns made from lymph, or deep-fried deep-fried dough sticks!!”
"Cough... bah." Toad murmured, "It makes sense."
Fang Xian exclaimed to the two daughters-in-law: "Look, what state my brother Ha is in, learn from it."
Zhao Ling'er just blushed and asked, "Then let's... just don't use milk powder. If my milk is not enough, use my sister's. If my sister's is not enough, just use mine."
Lin Yueru also blushed when she was told, and stopped talking.
Toad advised: "Don't think like that. Mother's milk may not be enough. Human women will not have milk if they are not pregnant. If they can't afford a wet nurse, they still have to make milk powder. Don't let the child suffer."
Fang Xian was grateful: "Brother Ha really understands people!"
"Well, I think you are about to decide on these Five Poison Beads. If I don't give them to you, you'll have to chop me down." The toad coughed hard for a long time this time, then he exerted all his strength, and with a cry of "Bah!!", his whole body turned white. Small beads mixed with the mucus fell to the ground.
"Take it!" The toad stuck out his tongue and licked the side of his mouth, "I am a reasonable toad. If you can do it, I can do it."
"Ling'er, use an ice spell to clean it up..."
Ling'er's ice spell probably cleaned the beads before Fang Xian dared to pick them up and stuff them into the bag.
"Thank you, Brother Ha. Do you have such plans in the future?" Fang Xian looked at Brother Ha, as if he saw the figure of her brother Snake, feeling a little melancholy and a little disturbed.
"Ahem...bah..." the toad jumped away, "I'm still far away from the truth. I want to think more in this relatively quiet environment and strive to make a breakthrough in my realm. I will walk slowly without giving up. .”
"What a toad that pursues the truth." Fang Xian admired him. This toad was different from Brother Snake. Brother Snake lived in a hole to escape someone, but this toad was more like living in seclusion.
Ling'er and Yueru were still clinging together, discussing the matter of milk.
"Sister, my...little...could it be that I really have no milk?"
"Don't... don't be afraid... I'll just give some money when the time comes."
"But I heard that fairy toad said...you have to have a baby in your stomach...to have milk, and my sister is still a virgin..."
"..."
"Why don't you get pregnant together, I'll hold back, let's try to have a baby together, so we can take care of each other."
"..."
Fang Xian suddenly came over: "That makes a lot of sense."
But I heard the deep smile of the toad in the depths of the cave: "This is a fallacy. If there are two children, the milk will not be enough... Ha-ha-ha-"
"Brother Ha, you are too poor."
(End of this chapter)
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