A leisurely city for solo travelers

Chapter 18 Three Missing
There are mainly three types of black Hmong people who came to offend.

One is a middle-aged man with a mustache and wearing a blue student sportswear similar to the 90s; the other is a middle-aged man with a mustache and wearing a Soviet snow cap similar to the 90s.

The third is the leader of the Miao people, a middle-aged man who is frighteningly bloated.

For Mao are all middle-aged people, for Mao are all mustaches! !Why Maotoutou is a big fat man! ! ! !

Here I would like to insert some personal irresponsible Platonic psychological analysis. By the way, I would like to express my respect for the Fairy Sword series and please the copyright owner of the original work to avoid being banned from the book.

The Legend of Sword and Fairy series of games are produced by SOFTSTAR located in Baodao, and the producer of Sword and Fairy is the founder of modern Chinese computer games, Yao Zhuangxian.

Legend of Sword and Fairy began to be produced in the early 20s. At that time, most of the post-90s were still playing pinball, and most of the post-80s were still gestating in the mysterious space.At this time, Yao Da is just like us, in his 90s, and he has just started working in society.

What is the biggest characteristic of a man of this age?
High spirits?

Brother, are you very high-spirited?
Happy?

Sao Nian, are you proud?
So I shamelessly think of ourselves to speculate on Da Da’s mental state at this time.

This world... this world... this world is the world of middle-aged and elderly people!When we are not yet middle-aged, we can only have our lives trampled.

Therefore, any young man will subconsciously have an indescribable resentment towards middle-aged people.They pick up girls ten years younger than themselves, that is, our classmates, so we can only date girls ten years younger than ourselves.

They drive cars, we ride bicycles; they live in hotel apartments, we live in pigeon cages; they are leaders, we are younger brothers...

Facing such a powerful middle-aged BOSS group, we can only choose to endure, turn grief into motivation, aim at our little sisters who are ten years younger than us, and wait for them to turn 16 while working hard.

When they are 16 years old, hum, we are the BOSS, the middle-aged BOSS.

What?The young man under his command?Let Y understand what is life.

This hatred is endless.

That's why, the villains in Immortal Sword No. [-] from the beginning to the end are all middle-aged bearded men, maybe that is the incarnation of Yao Da's leadership back then.

Of course, maybe the truth is not only that.It is said that Xianyi's script was written by Yao Da just after he fell in love.The reason for the public version of Broken Love is due to busy work.

As for the folk version... well I'll shut up.

In short, through the psychoanalysis method of Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Van Gogh and Cézanne, I have fully explained why the enemies are all middle-aged bearded men.

According to incomplete statistics, among the humanoid enemies in "Legend of Sword and Fairy One", middle-aged bearded men account for 80%, and the rest are middle-aged fat men, middle-aged thin men and middle-aged bearded men.

Of course, we would like to thank the middle-aged bearded man, without resentment towards them, we would not be able to write such a sad script, and we also want to thank the beauty who left Dadu, without her, we would not be able to play such a classic game .At the same time, I wish you a happy marriage and a happy family.

Having said so much, it is nothing more than to entertain everyone and gain knowledge by the way. Don't laugh, this is also knowledge.

Well, let’s not talk nonsense. Fortunately, this is the public version. If you are lucky enough to enter V, you will never be so flooded, so you can rest assured.

(Of course, if you like this type of water injection, you can mention it in the book review area. My stomach is full of water.)
Back to the main story, I just described the second of the three forms of the Black Miao people. The following is the description of the enemy——

The head of the Miao people is a black-faced man who hides his body in his clothes.

Nonsense, who doesn't hide their bodies in clothes anymore.

But what I want to say is that the word "Tibetan" is used very well. No one knows how fat this guy is. In short, he is two times taller than ordinary people, but his head is the same size as ordinary people. He is kind of fat The feeling of Xiaotou Dad.

He was sharpening his sword to fight against the pigs and sheep, and brought dozens of brothers to the island happily, thinking that he could easily rob Zhao Ling'er...

But the scene in front of him was very strange.

A seemingly powerful guy stood at the exit of the maze, holding a mountain-splitting ax behind his head. He was breathing evenly and unhurriedly. He only left a dark back in the moonlight.

"Boss, didn't you say that there are only women on the island?" The mustache in the sportswear leaned over and asked.

"Don't panic." The head of Heimiao waved his sword, pointed at Fang Xian and asked loudly, "Who is here!"

Soon, the voice of the mysterious man came back——

"Little devil, you need to distinguish who is coming and who is the master."

Hei Miao froze for a moment, then swung the knife again.

"Who is the master!" After saying this, the Hei Miao man felt as if he had suffered a loss, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong.

The voice of the mysterious man came again——

"Hehe, I'm actually just a visitor."

"Plop..." Miao Ren sprayed out an unknown substance from his head and mouth.

"Boss, what's wrong with you?" The middle-aged man in the snow cap approached and asked.

"It's okay... I just remembered some past events in the school. You know I hate cultural classes the most." The leader of the Hemiao people did not dare to underestimate the mysterious man, and stood guard here in the middle of the night holding an ax, as if he had expected everything , is really weird.But no matter how weird it is, you have to go to the island to rob Zhao Ling'er, otherwise you will be useless for the rest of your life, and the head of Hei Miao can only bite the bullet and continue talking nonsense, "No matter who you are or what you mean here, we are going to the island tonight I think you know how to stick to words, I ask you to get out of the way now, otherwise, it is my knife that asks you to get out of the way."

The mysterious man answered him with three long laughs.

"Hahaha--"

Afterwards, the black shadow drifted away, leaving behind a group of dull middle-aged people.

Sportswear: "Boss, what are you talking about?"

The Hei Miao man rested his head on his chin and meditated: "Don't be impatient, let me think about it."

Snow Hat: "Boss, IQ doesn't seem to be our strong point."

The Hei Miao people thought it was right, and for the Nth time, they swung their swords vigorously: "I thought it was wrong! I thought too much, I thought too much, let's just go in with the sword, this is the style of our brothers! "

On the other side of the peach garden is Fang Xian, who is in a state of semi-collapse. He knows that pretending to be a mysterious person will not be able to deceive these people, just like Zhuge Liang's empty city plan was not the target of Xu Chu.

"Damn it, why haven't our people arrived yet?" Panting heavily, Fang Xian ran towards the inner bridge of Shuiyue Palace desperately. The plan was for the Baimiao people, grandma, Uncle Ding, Linger and others to fight at the entrance of the maze The magnificent scene of the Hei Miao people, but why Ling'er has been gone for so long and will not come, nor can he leave by himself, nor can he stay, so he has to drag on for a while, now there is nothing to do, he can only retreat to the second line of defense.

Fortunately, I finally saw the team of Bai Miao girls at the bridge of Shuiyue Palace.

"Every team is in position!" Fang Xian shouted, transformed into a mysterious man again, and stopped at the bridge with an axe, preparing to face the middle-aged team, "Is everyone here?"

Shuiyue looked around: "Three people are missing."

"No problem, just those three." Fang Xian groaned. It seems that the management here is not easy. There are disobedient children everywhere. "Tell me their names. I will beat them after killing the enemy." butt."

Shuiyue was frightened for a moment, and then reported the names of these three people——

"Grandma, Ding Daxia, Zhao Linger."

"flutter……"

(End of this chapter)