A leisurely city for solo travelers

Chapter 16

Uncle Ding pulled Fang Xian and rushed into the island with the most desperate posture in his life. The magical wind protection spells were all a joke, and they all dissipated in front of the uncle's heart and momentum.

It was another peaceful morning, the uncle and Fang Xian rushed across the small bridge and came to the main hall of Shuiyue Palace.

"Damn, there isn't a single woman, I'm afraid the blacks have already taken the lead!" Uncle Ding scolded angrily.

"It's always like this here. Let's go to the palace first." Fang Xian was also very anxious. He couldn't control other women. It wouldn't be fun if anything happened to Ling'er.It sounds nice to be angry over a beauty, but only the person involved knows the pain. Who wants his wife to be kidnapped by a bunch of black people?
Fang Xian breathed a sigh of relief the moment he stepped into the Water Moon Palace.

Everything is as usual, a bunch of girls are strolling here, it seems that only the maze has been cracked, and the Hemiao people have not come here yet.

Shui Yue happened to be at the door, and when she saw Fang Xian appear, she was overjoyed: "Young Master is finally back. Grandma had a hard time looking for you."

Panting heavily, Fang Xian forced a smile: "I found grandma very hard."

Shuiyue covered her face and smiled: "My lord, wait a moment, I'll call grandma and miss over here."

Just as Shui Yue turned around, she heard loud and hearty laughter suddenly burst out.

"Ha-ha-ha-" Uncle Ding was already crying with joy, hugging Fang Xian tightly with red eyes, "My good son-in-law treats me well, I will have no regrets in this life!"

"...Don't worry, I'll talk to you after you meet grandma. Please be gentle...I'm not firewood."

Uncle Ding wiped his tears and asked, "Grandma? Who is she?"

"This..." Fang Xian followed his father-in-law's way, and instantly made up an excuse, "She is the procuress here, if you want to pick up girls, you have to pass her test first."

"Oh?" Uncle Ding frowned and touched his pocket, "It's broken, I went out in a hurry, and I didn't bring any silver..."

"It's okay, it's okay, grandma is very talkative."

"That's good. If I don't have enough money, I have to borrow some from my son-in-law Guan Xian."

"..."

Grandma's style is still the same, before the person arrives, the spit has arrived——

"Grandson-in-law! You're back!"

Uncle Ding and Fang Xian's cheeks twitched at the same time.

The uncle slowly turned his head: "She said... what son-in-law?"

"I have reported to you, I lost my virginity here..."

But Uncle Ding smiled instead of being angry: "Haha, a good son-in-law is really charming!"

Fang Xian sighed, if all the father-in-laws in the world were like this, the ancient times were good, and life in the Southern Song Dynasty was boundless.

Grandma came running quickly on crutches, and she wanted to have a good talk, but when she saw Uncle Ding, she was suddenly stunned.

(Music of the Korean drama Changeling plays.)
Uncle Ding looked at his grandma, shocked and shocked.

"It's... you..." Grandma's rough face relaxed, revealing the look of a Korean drama heroine.

"It's... it's really you..." Uncle Ding also flipped the pages in his mind, vividly remembering the past.

(The screen changes to an old movie effect, and soft music from Korean dramas plays.)
It was a rainy afternoon, and grandma brought Ling'er to Yuhang Town.

The coils on hand are used up, and there is no food to eat.

Uncle Ding, who had just finished chopping firewood, was in high spirits, oh no, Brother Ding appeared!

"Girl, you are!"

"Young master, I am..."

Then, it was a crazy night. The so-called beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it is better to say that it is a hungry man who is hungry.

Fortunately, Xianglan Xiulan was still young at this time and did not remember this terrifying scene.

time flies.

(The music stops, and the scene transitions back to this moment.)
Uncle Ding's tears rolled in his eyes: "Tututu, you...you...you've lost weight..."

"Flop..." Fang Xian fell to the ground.

Bunny...bunny...bunny...

This guy has half a dime relationship with "Tutu". Why is there a "son" behind Mao?
Thin?You are 1.6 meters tall and weigh [-]. Have you lost weight?
With a bang, grandma's crutch fell to the ground.

"Ding Dingxiong...you are old." Grandma stretched out her hands, her voice trembling.

This time Fang Xian held on, saying that Uncle Ding was Ding Dingxiong, which was barely acceptable.

But after he vomited cleanly, as soon as he looked up, he saw the scene of the two embracing each other and crying.

"Flop..." fell to the ground again.

Seeing that Fang Xian was dying, Shuiyue hurried up to help him.

"My lord, I'll help you go in and rest..."

Fang Xian insisted: "Wait... I still have something to say..."

After speaking, he looked up again.

Hot kiss, hot kiss, passionate kiss, the two beauties burst into tears and entered a state of selflessness.

Tongue!It's the tongue!Grandma's tongue is as long as hair, and it drips from her mouth!
"Plop, flop." Fang Xian fell to the ground and fainted, foaming at the mouth.

Shuiyue hastily called Tianlan and dragged him into the room together.

"This expert must have been exhausted from rowing. He went back and forth twice in two days. Even the gods couldn't stand it."

……

That night.

Fang Xian opened his eyes and saw Ling'er feeding him porridge.

He only felt warm in his mouth and warm in his heart. He raised his hand and gently held Ling'er.

"It's still hello... Bunny, Tintin, and so on are all bad guys..."

Ling'er was no longer ashamed at this time, she pinched Fang Xian's nose and said with a smile: "It's true of you, you faint every now and then, weren't you amazing last night?"

Fang Xian smiled wryly, thinking about it, he vomited three times a day, draining out the acidic water in his stomach, was injured by Uncle Ding again, and finally got the special skill of kiss-kissing, it's no wonder he could hold on.

Ling'er put down the bowl and chanted softly——

"Avalokitesvara Buddha is inconceivable, saving sentient beings without stopping."

"The left hand picks the nectar, and the right hand holds the willow branches."

After a Guanyin mantra, white light integrated into Fang Xian's body, and his weak body was moisturized again.

This Nima is completely different from the Avalokitesvara mantra in reality!

Fang Xian jumped out of the bed, regaining his spirits. At this moment, he was already confident that he could resist a kiss that would kill him.

"Ling'er, what time is it?"

"Three quarters of the unitary hour."

"...Didn't I teach you the modern timekeeping method?"

"Oh...I'll think about it." Ling'er counted with her fingers, clapped her hands and shouted, "About six o'clock in the evening."

Fang Xian yelled in his heart that it was not good, he had been dizzy for too long.

"Take me to grandma quickly. It's urgent."

"But... grandma is busy..." Ling'er twitched, "Before she and that uncle entered the room, she told me that a small farewell is better than a new love, and a big farewell is boundless joy..."

"Happiness - no - side -?" Fang Xian was stunned, and in a daze he heard the roar in the next room.

"At this time, it's not good to disturb them?" Ling'er asked.

"No, worry about this, or you won't be able to have endless fun in the future." Fang Xian shook his head, got dressed, and resolutely left the room.

Sure enough, as soon as I arrived at the door of my grandma's room, I heard the sound of a tsunami-like bed inside.

"My father-in-law has really been holding it in for a long time. I slept for more than ten hours, and he is still okay." Although Fang Xian was not good at ruining other people's good deeds, when the matter was urgent, he couldn't care so much anymore. Bite the bullet and knock on the door, "Grandma, father-in-law, Zhang Si has something urgent to report."

Hearing the sound of the bed inside, he paused for a moment, and then Uncle Ding shouted under his breath, "Let's just say that!"

After that, the tsunami-like roar continued.

Fang Xian had no choice but to shout: "The Floating Lotus Labyrinth outside has been cracked. If not expected, the Hei Miao people will attack tonight. It's up to the elders to decide whether to fight or flee!"

Soon, Uncle Ding's heart-piercing voice came from inside: "Flee away, you son of a bitch, I'm covered by old Ding on this island!"

Grandma echoed hoarsely: "With Ding Dingxiong around, Tutu is not afraid of anyone!"

After swallowing a mouthful of sour water, Fang Xian couldn't help sighing - woman, woman, this is a woman.

When there is no man to rely on, a woman will pretend to be strong, even cold, but once there is a man, even grandma will become so submissive.

Fang Xian continued to ask: "Since we have decided to fight, why don't the two elders take a break first and come out to discuss strategies together."

"Buy an egg, I'll leave it to you, just come and call us when they call."

"That's right...when the time comes...let's talk...Brother Ding...you slow down...people..."

"Flop—" Fang Xian barely supported his body, but fortunately, he was supported by the Avalokitesvara Mantra, which saved the last bit of sour water in his stomach.

Ling'er was dull and envious: "It really is boundless joy..."

(End of this chapter)