A leisurely city for solo travelers

Chapter 11 The Black Tongue Monster

As the saying goes, it's not that friends don't get together, you will always meet some unhappy people in this unhappy place.

Fang Xian and a man and a woman at the table two meters away looked at each other for a long time.

"Fang Xian?! Is that you?" The man swallowed and asked timidly.

"Yes, what a coincidence."

"The new hairstyle is nice..."

The scene freezes, and the following begins to explain the relationship between the characters——

The woman at the table next to him was Zhang Lili, the ex-girlfriend that Fang Xian had muttered about, who ruined his fantasy about women.The man opposite her is Fang Xian's college classmate Li Chao, the kind of person she is familiar with.Fang Xian really didn't know that Zhang Lili ended up hanging out with this guy after breaking up with him.Li Chao was shorter, fatter, and smoother than Fang Xian. Fang Xian sighed, "When people go downhill, why did Zhang Lili find such a person? Could it be that she has also changed her attitude towards men."

Seeing the embarrassment of the scene, Li Chao greeted: "Come over and fight for a table. Long time no see. Let's have a good drink."

And Zhang Lili didn't say a word, as if she didn't know Fang Xian.

This scene is just like what was complained in the song of Gotye - Why do women have to treat themselves as strangers after a man and a woman break up?Isn't there benevolence and righteousness in business?

Fang Xian also felt uncomfortable, and declined, "No need, you are almost finished eating, so I won't delay you."

Li Chao was about to continue the conversation, but Linger spoke.

"Brother Xian, you need to make good friends when you travel the rivers and lakes, let's go and sit together!"

Fang Xian whispered: "Don't make trouble, the woman at that table is the terrible woman I told you about."

"Ah, this is what you're going to sleep with..." Ling'er looked at Zhang Lili with watery eyes, full of sympathy, just like looking at a stray cat or dog.

Li Chao was stunned for a moment, then he greeted bravely: "Then let's sit together..."

The four of them gathered around the table, extremely embarrassed.

Li Chao had no choice but to find another topic: "Fang Xian, your girlfriend..."

Ling'er smiled and said: "Not a girlfriend, he is my husband-in-law, and I am his wife, we are already married."

The three of them suddenly fell into sweat, petrified, embarrassing...

Fang Xian didn't know how to explain it, said he was playing a game?Stop making trouble, Zhao Linger's heart is still broken, so she can only bite the bullet and say with a smile: "That's right, we are already married."

"So suddenly?!" After Li Chao was shocked, he swallowed his envy and jealousy, pretending to be overjoyed, "A flash wedding! We won't hold a wedding banquet, come, come, have a drink!"

Over there, Zhang Lili lowered her head and played with her mobile phone, treating herself as a decoration, but the squeaking sound of her teeth revealed her mentality at this time.

Seeing her feeling sad again, Ling'er pulled Fang Xian's clothes and said in a low voice, "Brother Xian, don't neglect her like this."

"I didn't snub you?" Fang Xian took a sip of beer in his mouth, very puzzled.

Ling'er pouted angrily at Zhang Lili who lowered her head to play with her mobile phone: "I'm talking about the sister who was abandoned by you."

"flutter……"

"flutter……"

Fang Xian and Li Chao spouted two mouthfuls of beer almost at the same time.

Ling'er's words can be described as...truly domineering...Although Fang Xian was frightened, his face was brought to the top.

Just imagine, if Fang Xian came alone today, the situation would be——

Diaosi is forced to drink too much alcohol, and his girlfriend is robbed and there is no turning back.

The adulterer and the adulterer boasted, turned left and jumped into the mouth of the well when they went out.

But as soon as Linger said this, the situation changed——

The cruel Fang Xian divorced his wife, and Li Chao picked up the bones.

The tavern met Le Youyou by chance, the cat cried and the mouse sprayed dead wine.

Li Chao wanted to explode on the spot, but seeing Zhao Ling'er's harmless appearance, he couldn't help it. Diaosi would always be courteous in front of a goddess of this level.

Zhang Lili's face twitched, she pretended she didn't hear it, and continued to play with her phone with her head down, the sound of grinding her teeth became more intense.

"Hey..." Zhao Ling'er let out a short sigh, and said to Zhang Lili leisurely, "Sister, my wife wants to be nice to her husband, you made brother Xian unhappy like that, so don't blame him if you get divorced. It's just that I see you now I can't bear to give up on myself, although your current husband is ugly and short in stature, but he is your husband after all, treat him well in the future, and don't be divorced again."

There were not many people in the restaurant at night, and Zhao Linger's voice was very penetrating. Hearing this, even the owner of the small shop shuddered——then the girl was too cruel, and she didn't give her a chance to survive.

Li Chao and Zhang Lili were already frozen in place. They were already shocked in front of Zhao Linger's understatement and sarcasm, and they didn't know how to attack or respond.

Fang Xian was secretly happy, but he was also afraid that the other party was really in a hurry, and the police would be drawn to take notes again.

"Linger! Don't talk nonsense, eat quickly!" Fang Xian pretended to be angry and winked at Zhao Linger.

Ling'er nodded foolishly: "Brother Xian won't let me talk, so I won't say anything!"

After saying that, she began to clean up the Mala Tang on the plate with a swiftness, drinking a big mouthful of cold beer from time to time to relieve the spicy food, and eating was not as peaceful as usual.

"My daughter-in-law is not sensible, don't mind." Fang hurriedly poured wine for Li Chao.

Li Chao stood up for a moment and said, "Fang Xian, let's go out and chat alone."

"Okay." Fang Xian thought, is this a fight?Not really, but he still responded, "Ling'er, you are delicious, stop bickering with your sister."

Ling'er nodded while sweeping up the food.

The two men came out of the shop, and Li Chao asked bluntly:

"What do you mean?"

Fang Xian asked back, "What do you mean?"

"What do I mean?"

"When did you date Zhang Lili? Why didn't I know?"

"It's early." Li Chao looked as if he didn't want to smoke—you hit me, you hit me, you have the ability to hit me.

Strongly insert a description of Li Chao's appearance: short and fat, with a cropped head, the description is over.

Fang Xian stared at Li Chao, then patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, thank you for continuing, you will suffer in the future."

"..." Li Chao was silent for a long time, but these words really spoke to Li Chao's heart, and the previous hooligan aura was instantly melted away, "Hey...woman..."

"They're all from here, I understand." Fang Xian shook his head, "You have to spend 20 hours a week with her, and if you can't see her, you have to chat on the phone for 2 hours a day, and you spend more time besides going to the cinema. It's shopping, even so, you still have to bear her thoughts, she will always have a reason to bother you."

Li Chao was about to be told to cry by Fang Xian, and he almost lay on Fang Xian's shoulder: "Brother Xian...why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"You didn't ask."

"..."

"Don't be sad, this is love, men all over the world are struggling."

"You too?"

"I was struggling with other things."

"What?"

"Imperial capital account."

"..."

Inside the shop is another conversation.

Strongly insert a description of Zhang Lili's appearance: her appearance is acceptable, her figure is acceptable, her hair is long, the description is complete.

Zhang Lili dared to speak when she saw that Fang was gone, "When did you meet him?"

"Well... let me do the math..." Zhang Linger muttered while chewing on a big ball, "A few hours ago."

"...You don't know him at all." Zhang Lili snorted softly, trying to regain some momentum, "How can the girl Jiajia be so rash?"

"We have paid homage to the Heaven and Earth Hall. Brother Xian is a good man, and he can row a boat!"

"..."

"But that elder brother is really nice. There are too few men who are willing to marry a divorced woman. Congratulations!"

"..."

The owner of the small shop shivered again, feeling that this night was both magical and terrifying.

In the end, nothing happened. Li Chao and Fang Xian bid farewell with tears, but it was a pity that it was too late to talk.On the contrary, the owner of the small shop gave Fang Xian a 7% discount, because it is easy to get sleepy when working at night, and Zhao Linger's ruthless character can make people feel refreshed by showing up a few more times.

After drinking and eating, Fang Xian wanted to look for a small shop that sold clothes, so that Zhao Linger could be more normal if he could dress up, but Zhao Linger was so eye-catching, he felt that if he continued like this, he would sooner or later be The eyes of envy and hatred were smashed to death, so he gave up the plan and dragged Ling'er back to the hotel quickly.

Unfortunately, unfortunately, on the small road not far from the entrance of the hotel, I happened to meet two black people who came out to have fun.

Fang Xian's first reaction was to dodge, holding Ling'er with his hands and bowing his head, and hurried away.

But the black man couldn't let him get what he wanted, whistling and sticking out his tongue, he ran wild in this direction.

Everyone knows that black people are black, and the night is black, and at night, black people become one with the darkness.

Everyone also knows that the tongues of black people are pink and tender.

Therefore, in the face of a black man sticking out his tongue in the middle of the night, you can only see one tongue.

At this moment, Zhao Linger's eyes were filled with two big wriggling tongues.

Ling'er pulled Fang Xian back suddenly: "Long-tongued monster! Brother Xian, be careful."

"...You misunderstood, this is..."

Fang didn't finish his gossip when he saw Ling'er closed her eyes and chanted a spell in a low voice——

"The wind is coming, become the tooth of the beast!"

"Why does it seem like a Western Fantasy spell..."

Ling'er stood in front of her chest with lotus fingers in both hands, opened her eyes suddenly, shouted loudly (Jiao drink), and sent her hands forward.

A cool wind blows in the middle of the night, very sultry...

"..." Ling'er was startled, and took a step back, "No, this long-tongued monster is immune to my spells!"

Fang Xian was speechless: "Fortunately, I am immune..."

The two blacks laughed loudly: "Come-on, man!"

Fang Xian stiffened his head and responded, "Hey-man, how-are-you?"

The two black men froze for a moment——

"Fine."

Fang Xian: "NO, NO——Fine, thank—you, and—you?"

"What?" The black man was obviously shocked by the PEP version of English.

Ling'er exclaimed: "Brother Xian, you are so powerful, you can actually communicate with the long-tongued monster!"

In fact, the black brothers are still very friendly. This is not their territory and they dare not make the decision.

The black man in front asked tentatively: "Do-you-know-now, Where-can-I-find-a-girl?"

Fang Xian suddenly realized that they came out to find a place for their feelings.

"Taxi! Taxi! GO－SanLiTun!"

"San Li Tun?"

"YES, YES."

"Thank-you!"

After a few friendly chats that neither side could understand, Fang Xian smiled and watched the two black people get into the taxi.

What is "SanLiTun"?
Obviously, this is a place name - Sanlitun.That place is very close to the embassy area, there are many bars, and foreigners often patronize here.Therefore, those flower girls who want to make money and devote themselves to the great diplomatic cause will gather here, but if you are a foreigner, even a bald poor man in his 50s, you can easily find an affair here.

(Knowledge! Knowledge! Geographical knowledge! Mushrooms will reveal a complete imperial capital to you. Don’t forget me when you come to the imperial capital in the future. People’s rights in the imperial capital should be regarded as nonsense.)
Despite the near miss, it seems that the black brothers are still very polite.

On the way, Ling'er went back and forth and recited all the spells again.

After practice, the wind spell can only stir up a breeze; the fire spell only has a warm current; the thunder spell has an electric star, similar to the one produced when taking off a sweater; and the earth spell has a few grains of sand.

It can be said that this kind of class spell is basically useless in reality, and it can't even spread an egg.

However, restorative spells still have some uses. The effect of the Guanyin Curse still feels comfortable on Fang Xian. I don't know if it can bring him back to life. I'll try again later.

"Brother Xian, how did you communicate with those long tongue monsters?"

"They are not tongue monsters, they are black people."

"Black person?"

"They lived in Africa first, and then they scattered..."

"Africa?"

"Forget it, I'll buy you a book tomorrow and let's go back first. Remember, most people in this world are very friendly, so don't jump to conclusions based on their appearance."

The hotel lobby was very quiet late at night.

In the middle of the night, bringing a beautiful woman in costume into the hotel, this is really...

The hotel security guard swallowed the smear while the waiter secretly cursed him as a pervert.

After returning to the room, the sheets were mostly dry, but he still couldn't lie down, so Fang Xian turned on the computer and prepared to continue the game. He took Zhao Linger's hand and double-clicked the "Pal.exe" icon.

(End of this chapter)