Failed the college entrance examination and went home to fish

Chapter 270 268. Sea Turtle Group

The two of Ye Kai and Li Hua went out to eat directly. After going out, they brought out the meal, and then sat at the dining table and ate it quickly.

After Luo Jinshuo saw his two good brothers go out to eat, he naturally knew that his two good brothers would not care about him, and the fighting power of his two good brothers was particularly high.

Wait a minute, let my two good brothers eat it, then I probably won't be able to eat much, so our good brother, the protagonist, immediately got up from his bed, as if he had endless strength.

After getting up, he ran directly in front of Cangzhou and got stronger with his good brothers. He didn't even brush his teeth or wash his face. Our protagonist saw him as a good brother. explain.

"Brother, should you brush your teeth and wash your face? Isn't it a bit too much for you to come directly to eat?"

Luo Jinshuo saw his good brother brushing like this, and he didn't care so much about his own, so he immediately thought about eating, first serve himself a big bowl of rice, and then let's talk about it later.

". It doesn't matter. Just take your time with these things. If you wait until the meal is finished, you probably won't have anything to eat. It's most important to eat first. You can wash this thing after eating, and you can brush it after eating." of."

After Xiao Huang and Li Hua heard what he said, they immediately stopped eating, and the prince put down his chopsticks as well, talking while putting them down.

"Hurry up and brush your teeth. If you come to eat without brushing your teeth, how can this be done? Wait a minute, put your chopsticks in your mouth, and take them off again after eating. You don't feel sick, but we do."

"That's right, brother, you'd better brush your teeth and wash your face first, and wait for us. We will definitely not eat. If you come back after brushing your teeth, we will continue to eat, okay."

Could it be that Luo Jinshuo's other three people are all resisting him, and the little yellow girl he likes also said here that he also feels a little sloppy now.

You are a good brother in our group, in order to maintain the last bit of face in front of the girls, he hurried into the toilet, brushed his teeth, and came out to eat after washing his face.

But when he came out to eat, what he saw shocked him, and when he saw this scene, he immediately collapsed.

Seeing that he just ran out, he saw that his boss was holding a big crab in his hand, and while eating, he was also talking to the two good brothers next to him.

"Come on, let's eat first, let's eat these delicious big crabs first, don't worry about it, who told him to be lazy and not clean, next time he does it again, we will eat first by ourselves next time , leave him alone."

What made him even more devastated was that his good brother Li Hua, who he had been playing very well, was also making up for the damage. He took the big crab from the boss, eating it, and talking about it.

"That's right, Xiao Huang, you eat first, and the boss eats too. The three of us eat first. No matter what he does, it's not okay for him to behave like this. If he continues to have this bad habit, then we will not be able to eat peacefully in the future." .”

Li Hua said this while still eating. Originally, our protagonist, a good brother, had reserved the best crab as his target. After opening this crab, all the crabs were yellow.

This kind of yellow crab is the most precious and valuable among crabs, and it may be that kind of game depending on this one. This kind of butter crab has a special story.

In the game of the head office, it is originally some knots, such merging lines that cannot be formed normally, so this kind of butter crab is a kind of sick crab.

However, crabs are less likely to get sick. Just like people, it is impossible for people to get sick as soon as they get pregnant, and they are easy to get pregnant.

After people are pregnant now, the child in the womb is broken, and if it is broken, it will not be born, but people can use surgery to make the child come out, or after it comes out naturally, it is found that it is bad, and the child is not born. up.

The same goes for this kind of butter crab. It is equivalent to when a human being gives birth to a child. When the child is broken, it is cut off from this crab. When the egg of that crab breaks, it cannot solidify and turns into butter.

So generally speaking, these pornographic crabs are stupid when caught, they are the kind of crabs that want to die or live, and especially the kind of crabs that are not flexible at all when the coat straps are tied.

Right here in the author's hometown, people used to catch this kind of pornography, they thought he was sick, don't want it, of course it was a long, long time ago.

Nowadays, this pornographic game is particularly valuable, because in a certain place, butter crabs are rare and expensive, and they fry these butter crabs at a very high price. Because there are relatively few of them, the price is very high.

There are even some places that specialize in cultivating these butter crabs. In fact, what the author wants to say here is don't pay those IQ taxes. In fact, this kind of pornographic game is not particularly delicious, and it tastes just like that.

So these pornographic words were hyped up by people. It used to be very cheap. This kind of butter line was given to others decades ago. No one wanted this kind of scalper. People thought he was sick.

At that time, no one ate it, or some people kept it for themselves, because people didn't understand this kind of crab at that time, and people only know about this yellow game now.

And this kind of butter crab has only been hyped up in the past few years, especially in some provinces, the price of this kind of butter crab has been skyrocketed, so this is the current public opinion and the power of these hypes.

Even if they are all controlled by these things, they say that a dime is a dollar, then we ordinary people can only believe that their dime is a dollar.

Okay, not much to say, as soon as our good brother, the protagonist, came out and saw that everyone else was eating, he immediately collapsed, and immediately asked his boss and his good brother loudly.

As for why it is not said to ask Xiao Huang here?Obviously Xiao Huang said the sentence "wait for him to eat", so why didn't he ask him?Because he now more or less knows that Xiao Huang's behavior as Xiao Huang can be eaten is definitely caused by the other two good brothers.

So he quickly asked the two good brothers.

"What's going on with those two? Didn't you say you'd wait until I came out before eating? Why did you two eat first? You can't do this. You're already lying to me."

When Ye Kai and Li Hua heard what he said, it was naturally impossible for them to admit that they had lied to him.

(End of this chapter)