Time travel fat businessman
Chapter 249 The Immortal Donghua is Embarrassed
Chapter 249 The Immortal Donghua is Embarrassed
Tao Bao lost his temper once and drove He Xiangu away, but unexpectedly she came again the next day.
This time, He Xiangu didn't dare to tease Tao Bao any more, and said with a smile, "I'll only make one bowl a day for the time being, and if sister Yi'er thinks it's not enough, then tell me."
Tao Bao's anger subsided a little because she was so knowledgeable about current affairs, but she had long been skeptical of tofu, even a bowl of tofu made her want to vomit, so the pangolin was forced.
Tao Bao went straight to the Qingniu Cave and dragged him back, forcing him to eat up his bowl of tofu.
After eating for seven days in a row, the pangolin couldn't take it anymore, and then Qingniu was forced. He also worked hard for his brother, and helped the pangolin eat for two days. By the 15th day, the two said that they had died in battle.
Tao Bao looked at He Xiangu, who was so serious on her face that she almost laughed in her heart, picked up the last bowl of tofu, and smashed it!
"Tomorrow we will release Fei Changfang, you can go back!"
He Xiangu smiled, and responded readily, "Okay! I'll pick him up tomorrow morning."
Watching He Xiangu leave, the pangolin and Qingniu who were lying dead immediately stood up, dragged Tao Bao back to the cave of Qingniu.
There is a portal in the Taoist temple, which can travel between the cave and the Taoist temple. The three of them passed through the portal and returned to the cave in the blink of an eye.
As soon as the three of them sat down, Qing Niu said: "Sister Yi'er, are you full of tofu now?"
"Brother, don't say tofu vomit, vomit."
Before the pangolin finished speaking, he vomited directly, so frightened that Qingniu quickly shut up, looked at Tao Bao, and shook his head tacitly.
You can't say the word tofu!
After the pangolin finished vomiting, the three of them went to the stone room where Fei Changfang was detained.
There are beds and tables in the stone room, and the inside is clean and tidy, but the entrance of the cave is blocked by a row of thorns, and people inside cannot get out.
With a wave of Qingniu's hand, the thorns automatically receded to the two sides, revealing a hole that could allow two people to pass through.
The three entered the stone room one by one. Fei Changfang, who was lying on the bed counting mosquitoes, raised his eyelids, looked at the three people walking towards him, and got up helplessly.
"Everyone is here, come on!" He got off the bed and said to Tao Bao and the others.
The Qingniu pangolin nodded slightly, and looked at Tao Bao: "Sister, everyone is here."
"Well, you go and lift the table out first." Tao Bao ordered in a light tone.
Qing Niu, Pangolin and Fei Changfang nodded in unison, turned around and pulled out a stool from under Fei Changfang's bed. After setting it up and sitting down, the three pairs of bright eyes looked at Tao Bao.
Tao Bao curled his lips into a smile, and took the mahjong carved out of stones out of the space
"Come on, come on, shuffle the cards!" Fei Changfang shouted excitedly, holding a bag on his forehead.
Qingniu looked at him calmly and said with a sneer, "What's the hurry, shuffle the cards slowly."
The pangolin glanced at the smiling sister, touched her forehead with one hand and shuffled the cards with the other, and said with a flattering smile:
"Sister, you can kiss me later, brother is hard-headed, don't hurt your hand."
At this time the cards have been shuffled, Tao Bao nodded and smiled, "Okay!"
After saying that, he snapped a picture of Ertong, "Ertong!"
"Three!" Fei Changfang then played a card.
Just as the pangolin was about to place the cards, Qingniu immediately slapped the table and stood up, shouting: "touch!"
"My dear brother, I'm sorry, there are no brothers on the poker table, hahaha." Qing Niu cheerfully collected the cards and fumbled for himself, then put them down.
However, as soon as his cards were released, Tao Bao went crazy!
"Brother, I'm sorry, the only thing on the poker table is winning or losing." Tao Bao smiled triumphantly, and waved to the pangolin Fei Changfang and Qingniu, "Come on, get ready, I'm going to play."
The three immediately crossed their faces, the pangolin sister had no objection, and honestly let Tao Bao play, but Qingniu couldn't help it, so she also put her head on it, and got a solid slap.
When he arrived at Fei Chang's room, he seemed a little displeased. He didn't want to concede the bet, so he took it honestly, and the bulge on his forehead got bigger.
Why is his forehead so bulging?Because Tao Bao vented all his resentment towards He Xiangu on him.
Why did Tao Bao win all the games?Because she is gone.
Regarding the application of water spells on the poker table, it can be used as a mirror to see your cardmate's cards in full view!
The three poor pangolins didn't know that she was out of money, and kept losing and being skipped.
A game of cards was played from the afternoon to the next morning. Fei Changfang, a mortal, couldn't take it anymore and raised his hand to stop.
"Stop it first, I can't take it anymore, go to sleep first, let's come back tomorrow." Fei Changfang rubbed the bulge on his head and yawned, obviously extremely sleepy.
As a mortal, he couldn't compare to the spiritual heads of these three monsters.
Qingniu yawned, nodded towards Tao Bao, Tao Bao understood, pulled up the sleeping pangolin and walked towards the Thorn Gate.
The thorns automatically retreated to both sides, not for a small hole, but for all of them.
Fei Changfang thought he was too sleepy to see, so he rubbed his eyes vigorously and looked again, all the thorns disappeared, so he didn't dare to say:
"Are you going to let me go?"
"Hmm!" Tao Bao shrugged, and gave him a look like you said.
The pangolin patted his face to wake himself up, raised his hand and sucked Fei Changfang over, leading him out of the cave.
The brother and sister threw Fei Changfang out of the cave, turned around and closed the cave door and went back, leaving behind Fei Changfang with a confused face.
"Hey! Pangolins, what do you mean by this!"
Realizing that he was thrown out, Fei Changfang stepped forward and slapped the stone door, trying to get the brother and sister inside to give him an explanation.
After patting for a while, he was about to turn around and leave when Tao Bao's voice suddenly came from inside.
"Hurry up and get out! If you are still at the door after half a stick of incense, our elder brother will come and arrest you!"
When Fei Changfang heard it, he was shocked, and after realizing it, he ran away.
How could he forget that they were monsters catching him just because they played cards and bragged together?This is terrible!
Fei Changfang came to his senses and ran wildly, but Donghua Shangxian, who came down from the sky to rescue him at Tieguai Li's request, was dumbfounded.
This person ran out, who did he save?
But I have already descended to the mortal world, so it seems a bit difficult to explain it just to go back.
Thinking like this, he landed in front of Fei Changfang, blocking his way.
"Fei Changfang, where are you going in such a hurry?"
Hearing this questioning voice, Fei Changfang raised his eyes and saw a strange man standing in front of him. Thinking of his strange way of appearance, he immediately thought of Tieguai Li's gods who persuaded him to practice Taoism. Got a good impression.
"Who are you? It's none of your business where I go!" Fei Changfang said with an unhappy expression. He tried to pass Donghua Shangxian several times but was stopped by him. He suddenly said angrily: "You gods are really nosy !"
"Since you know I'm a god, is it still like this? It seems that I'm really stubborn as Tieguai Li said."
Shangxian Donghua shook his head and laughed. Seeing Fei Changfang's angry look and the bulge on his forehead, he said amusedly:
"You have such a big bump on your head, but you got it from fighting with that green bull demon? How did you, a mortal, escape from him?"
Fei Changfang stared, touched the bulge on his head, and said angrily, "What's your business! Mind your own business!"
After finishing speaking, he strayed past Donghua Shangxian and walked away quickly.
Donghua Shangxian didn't stop him again, because he was very embarrassed now.
Meeting a stubborn person like Fei Changfang for the first time, Donghua Shangxian expressed his sympathy for Tieguai Li.
It seems that he wants to help the Eight Immortals return to their thrones, because of Fei Changfang, I'm afraid he will have to suffer again.
(End of this chapter)
Tao Bao lost his temper once and drove He Xiangu away, but unexpectedly she came again the next day.
This time, He Xiangu didn't dare to tease Tao Bao any more, and said with a smile, "I'll only make one bowl a day for the time being, and if sister Yi'er thinks it's not enough, then tell me."
Tao Bao's anger subsided a little because she was so knowledgeable about current affairs, but she had long been skeptical of tofu, even a bowl of tofu made her want to vomit, so the pangolin was forced.
Tao Bao went straight to the Qingniu Cave and dragged him back, forcing him to eat up his bowl of tofu.
After eating for seven days in a row, the pangolin couldn't take it anymore, and then Qingniu was forced. He also worked hard for his brother, and helped the pangolin eat for two days. By the 15th day, the two said that they had died in battle.
Tao Bao looked at He Xiangu, who was so serious on her face that she almost laughed in her heart, picked up the last bowl of tofu, and smashed it!
"Tomorrow we will release Fei Changfang, you can go back!"
He Xiangu smiled, and responded readily, "Okay! I'll pick him up tomorrow morning."
Watching He Xiangu leave, the pangolin and Qingniu who were lying dead immediately stood up, dragged Tao Bao back to the cave of Qingniu.
There is a portal in the Taoist temple, which can travel between the cave and the Taoist temple. The three of them passed through the portal and returned to the cave in the blink of an eye.
As soon as the three of them sat down, Qing Niu said: "Sister Yi'er, are you full of tofu now?"
"Brother, don't say tofu vomit, vomit."
Before the pangolin finished speaking, he vomited directly, so frightened that Qingniu quickly shut up, looked at Tao Bao, and shook his head tacitly.
You can't say the word tofu!
After the pangolin finished vomiting, the three of them went to the stone room where Fei Changfang was detained.
There are beds and tables in the stone room, and the inside is clean and tidy, but the entrance of the cave is blocked by a row of thorns, and people inside cannot get out.
With a wave of Qingniu's hand, the thorns automatically receded to the two sides, revealing a hole that could allow two people to pass through.
The three entered the stone room one by one. Fei Changfang, who was lying on the bed counting mosquitoes, raised his eyelids, looked at the three people walking towards him, and got up helplessly.
"Everyone is here, come on!" He got off the bed and said to Tao Bao and the others.
The Qingniu pangolin nodded slightly, and looked at Tao Bao: "Sister, everyone is here."
"Well, you go and lift the table out first." Tao Bao ordered in a light tone.
Qing Niu, Pangolin and Fei Changfang nodded in unison, turned around and pulled out a stool from under Fei Changfang's bed. After setting it up and sitting down, the three pairs of bright eyes looked at Tao Bao.
Tao Bao curled his lips into a smile, and took the mahjong carved out of stones out of the space
"Come on, come on, shuffle the cards!" Fei Changfang shouted excitedly, holding a bag on his forehead.
Qingniu looked at him calmly and said with a sneer, "What's the hurry, shuffle the cards slowly."
The pangolin glanced at the smiling sister, touched her forehead with one hand and shuffled the cards with the other, and said with a flattering smile:
"Sister, you can kiss me later, brother is hard-headed, don't hurt your hand."
At this time the cards have been shuffled, Tao Bao nodded and smiled, "Okay!"
After saying that, he snapped a picture of Ertong, "Ertong!"
"Three!" Fei Changfang then played a card.
Just as the pangolin was about to place the cards, Qingniu immediately slapped the table and stood up, shouting: "touch!"
"My dear brother, I'm sorry, there are no brothers on the poker table, hahaha." Qing Niu cheerfully collected the cards and fumbled for himself, then put them down.
However, as soon as his cards were released, Tao Bao went crazy!
"Brother, I'm sorry, the only thing on the poker table is winning or losing." Tao Bao smiled triumphantly, and waved to the pangolin Fei Changfang and Qingniu, "Come on, get ready, I'm going to play."
The three immediately crossed their faces, the pangolin sister had no objection, and honestly let Tao Bao play, but Qingniu couldn't help it, so she also put her head on it, and got a solid slap.
When he arrived at Fei Chang's room, he seemed a little displeased. He didn't want to concede the bet, so he took it honestly, and the bulge on his forehead got bigger.
Why is his forehead so bulging?Because Tao Bao vented all his resentment towards He Xiangu on him.
Why did Tao Bao win all the games?Because she is gone.
Regarding the application of water spells on the poker table, it can be used as a mirror to see your cardmate's cards in full view!
The three poor pangolins didn't know that she was out of money, and kept losing and being skipped.
A game of cards was played from the afternoon to the next morning. Fei Changfang, a mortal, couldn't take it anymore and raised his hand to stop.
"Stop it first, I can't take it anymore, go to sleep first, let's come back tomorrow." Fei Changfang rubbed the bulge on his head and yawned, obviously extremely sleepy.
As a mortal, he couldn't compare to the spiritual heads of these three monsters.
Qingniu yawned, nodded towards Tao Bao, Tao Bao understood, pulled up the sleeping pangolin and walked towards the Thorn Gate.
The thorns automatically retreated to both sides, not for a small hole, but for all of them.
Fei Changfang thought he was too sleepy to see, so he rubbed his eyes vigorously and looked again, all the thorns disappeared, so he didn't dare to say:
"Are you going to let me go?"
"Hmm!" Tao Bao shrugged, and gave him a look like you said.
The pangolin patted his face to wake himself up, raised his hand and sucked Fei Changfang over, leading him out of the cave.
The brother and sister threw Fei Changfang out of the cave, turned around and closed the cave door and went back, leaving behind Fei Changfang with a confused face.
"Hey! Pangolins, what do you mean by this!"
Realizing that he was thrown out, Fei Changfang stepped forward and slapped the stone door, trying to get the brother and sister inside to give him an explanation.
After patting for a while, he was about to turn around and leave when Tao Bao's voice suddenly came from inside.
"Hurry up and get out! If you are still at the door after half a stick of incense, our elder brother will come and arrest you!"
When Fei Changfang heard it, he was shocked, and after realizing it, he ran away.
How could he forget that they were monsters catching him just because they played cards and bragged together?This is terrible!
Fei Changfang came to his senses and ran wildly, but Donghua Shangxian, who came down from the sky to rescue him at Tieguai Li's request, was dumbfounded.
This person ran out, who did he save?
But I have already descended to the mortal world, so it seems a bit difficult to explain it just to go back.
Thinking like this, he landed in front of Fei Changfang, blocking his way.
"Fei Changfang, where are you going in such a hurry?"
Hearing this questioning voice, Fei Changfang raised his eyes and saw a strange man standing in front of him. Thinking of his strange way of appearance, he immediately thought of Tieguai Li's gods who persuaded him to practice Taoism. Got a good impression.
"Who are you? It's none of your business where I go!" Fei Changfang said with an unhappy expression. He tried to pass Donghua Shangxian several times but was stopped by him. He suddenly said angrily: "You gods are really nosy !"
"Since you know I'm a god, is it still like this? It seems that I'm really stubborn as Tieguai Li said."
Shangxian Donghua shook his head and laughed. Seeing Fei Changfang's angry look and the bulge on his forehead, he said amusedly:
"You have such a big bump on your head, but you got it from fighting with that green bull demon? How did you, a mortal, escape from him?"
Fei Changfang stared, touched the bulge on his head, and said angrily, "What's your business! Mind your own business!"
After finishing speaking, he strayed past Donghua Shangxian and walked away quickly.
Donghua Shangxian didn't stop him again, because he was very embarrassed now.
Meeting a stubborn person like Fei Changfang for the first time, Donghua Shangxian expressed his sympathy for Tieguai Li.
It seems that he wants to help the Eight Immortals return to their thrones, because of Fei Changfang, I'm afraid he will have to suffer again.
(End of this chapter)
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