Time travel fat businessman
Chapter 242 Zhang Guolao Without a Donkey
Chapter 242 Zhang Guolao Without a Donkey
Tao Bao returned to the street with the door panel on his back. The pangolin saw that the sun was a little too big, so he moved the door panel to her side thoughtfully. Thinking of her previous words that didn't match the words, he said puzzledly:
"Sister, didn't you say you wanted tofu? Why don't you want it?"
Tao Bao looked around and heard passers-by talking about Tang Monk returning from studying scriptures. After listening to their conversation, he answered the pangolin's question.
"I want tofu, but I don't want tofu made by ordinary people. I want tofu made by He Xiangu."
"He Xiangu? Who is she?" Pangolin asked puzzled.
Tao Bao stopped explaining to him, took two quick steps forward to occupy an empty seat, and beckoned him to come over: "Brother, come here and put down this door panel!"
"What is this again?" The pangolin came up carrying the door panel, spread the door panel on the ground according to Tao Bao's wishes, and looked at her puzzled.
Tao Bao took out the half-basin of donkey meat left in the morning, and said, "It's useless for us to eat it. Let's exchange it for some money, so that you don't smash people's doors every day. We are demons of civilization and high-end food." A demon with a high level of atmosphere cannot always do things that lose his reputation."
"Understood?" Tao Bao asked with a smile.
Pangolin squatted next to the door panel and helped Tao Bao place the pieces of meat. He nodded and said, "I understand, sister, don't worry. My brother won't kill anyone to become an immortal. Don't keep mentioning it. Your brother, I will." I also know the pros and cons.”
"Well, as long as you know, that's enough, let's find some dry firewood, and we'll roast the donkey meat for sale!" Tao Bao instructed with a cheerful smile.
The pangolin did not suspect him, so he told Tao Bao not to run around and go out of the city to find dry firewood. He was worried that his sister would be alone, and soon came back with a large bundle of dry firewood in his arms.
Tao Bao picked up a few stones and built a small stove next to her, and then lit the firewood, while the pangolin helped her skewer the donkey meat. The two cooperated tacitly, roasting and selling at the same time.
"Donkey meat, freshly baked donkey meat, donkey meat so delicious that you can swallow your tongue!"
"Not only can rejuvenate the skin, but also rejuvenate the skin. It only costs one tael of silver, which is cheap and affordable!"
The pangolin recited the lines given by Tao Bao, which attracted many people to watch at the beginning, but when the last sentence was finished, the people who gathered around dispersed suddenly.
"Cut~, it smells delicious, and I was thinking of buying two skewers to satisfy my hunger, but I didn't expect to ask for a tael of silver for each skewer. You thought it was dragon meat from the sky!"
"That's right, one tael of silver a bunch, it's better to rob it than to sell it like this, it's faster to get the money!"
Seeing that everyone was gone, the pangolin was so angry that he said, "Hey, you guys, if it weren't for my sister's generosity, I wouldn't want to sell one or two strings. This is not an ordinary donkey, this is Zhang Guolao's spiritual donkey mount." , if you don’t buy it, I’m not willing to sell it.”
The person who was about to leave turned around and came back after he said so. Zhang Guolao and the others had really heard of that person, and that person's mount was really a donkey.
At that moment, someone was curious: "Why is Zhang Guolao's spiritual donkey here with you? That's a spiritual donkey. How did you, an ordinary person, get it?"
"That donkey came to the door looking for death, so I smashed it to death!" the pangolin replied with a glare.
He was telling the truth, but the man didn't believe it, he sneered and said, "You can brag about it, sell a skewer and make Zhang Guolao famous, and you won't be afraid that Zhang Guolao will come to trouble you."
After finishing speaking, he waved to the crowd and said, "Let's go, everyone, let's go, this is the two brothers and sisters here to cheat money, just order the donkey meat and blow the news that Zhang Guolao is here, this is the first time I see you!"
"You really deserve to be beaten. My pangolin never lies. I said that Zhang Guolao's donkey is his donkey. You said he came to trouble me? Then he has to dare! As long as he dares to show up, I won't kill him." he!"
The pangolin glared angrily at the person who spoke, clenched his fists tightly, exuding a strong hostility all over his body, the person felt guilty when he looked at him like this, and dared not say any more, cursed in a low voice, " Smelly donkey seller", turned around and was about to leave.
He did scold lightly, but the pangolin is not a mortal, and the voice could be heard clearly, and his anger surged up immediately. caught.
Looking back, it wasn't his sister who was it!
Tao Bao pulled the pangolin back, patted his arm comfortingly, and beckoned him to lower his head.Seeing that his sister had something to do, the pangolin held back his anger for a while, and leaned down, "What's the matter?"
Tao Bao's small hands hanging beside him pinched the magic formula and set up a sound-proof barrier, then he leaned into the pangolin's ear and said, "Brother, there are people in the sky."
"Who is it?" Pangolin vaguely guessed, but was not sure.
"I told you, brother, don't be impulsive."
"Well, I'm not impulsive."
"It's Zhang Guolao, so the two of us can't separate. Now that he sees his donkey being killed by the two of us, he must hate him to death. If we separate, we won't be able to beat him. Besides, he knows He Xiangu. Brother, you must help him." Me, I just want to eat the tofu made by He Xiangu."
In order to complete the task, Tao Bao also went all out, acting like a baby is nothing, as long as he can complete the task, he can get away with shame and everything!
The pangolin looked down at Tao Bao who was full of expectations, squeezed his fist tightly, resisted the urge to kill, and nodded in response:
"Sister, don't worry, I will let you eat brother tofu before killing him."
With the pangolin's promise, Tao Bao felt relieved and asked him to continue roasting donkey meat with him and ignore the onlookers.
Anyway, she didn't really want to sell donkey meat, she just came here to lure the snake out of its hole.
As time goes on, the smell of donkey meat becomes stronger and stronger, and when it is sprinkled with cumin and other spices, the taste is very fragrant.
Many people gathered around, just looking at it and swallowing, but they didn't buy it. After all, who would be willing to eat a string of one tael of silver.
Above the blue sky, a white cloud made a strange "gurgling" sound, followed by another low curse.
"Bah, bah, that's my donkey, I can't think about it, these two monsters are really hateful"
At the same time, Tao Bao on the ground shouted loudly: "Donkey meat is for sale. The donkey meat from Zhang Guo's hometown is fragrant and delicious!"
The pangolin also yelled at the side: "Eating donkey meat can rejuvenate you!"
The white clouds in the sky trembled, and Zhang Guo, who was hiding in the clouds, felt that he couldn't bear it any longer, because these two monsters were too swordsmen!
Tao Bao felt someone flying down from the sky, and immediately touched the pangolin's arm to remind him to pay attention.
The siblings looked at each other, nodded in tacit understanding, and immediately rushed left and right to surround Zhang Guolao who had just landed.
Thank you Yan Ri'an for your reward~
(End of this chapter)
Tao Bao returned to the street with the door panel on his back. The pangolin saw that the sun was a little too big, so he moved the door panel to her side thoughtfully. Thinking of her previous words that didn't match the words, he said puzzledly:
"Sister, didn't you say you wanted tofu? Why don't you want it?"
Tao Bao looked around and heard passers-by talking about Tang Monk returning from studying scriptures. After listening to their conversation, he answered the pangolin's question.
"I want tofu, but I don't want tofu made by ordinary people. I want tofu made by He Xiangu."
"He Xiangu? Who is she?" Pangolin asked puzzled.
Tao Bao stopped explaining to him, took two quick steps forward to occupy an empty seat, and beckoned him to come over: "Brother, come here and put down this door panel!"
"What is this again?" The pangolin came up carrying the door panel, spread the door panel on the ground according to Tao Bao's wishes, and looked at her puzzled.
Tao Bao took out the half-basin of donkey meat left in the morning, and said, "It's useless for us to eat it. Let's exchange it for some money, so that you don't smash people's doors every day. We are demons of civilization and high-end food." A demon with a high level of atmosphere cannot always do things that lose his reputation."
"Understood?" Tao Bao asked with a smile.
Pangolin squatted next to the door panel and helped Tao Bao place the pieces of meat. He nodded and said, "I understand, sister, don't worry. My brother won't kill anyone to become an immortal. Don't keep mentioning it. Your brother, I will." I also know the pros and cons.”
"Well, as long as you know, that's enough, let's find some dry firewood, and we'll roast the donkey meat for sale!" Tao Bao instructed with a cheerful smile.
The pangolin did not suspect him, so he told Tao Bao not to run around and go out of the city to find dry firewood. He was worried that his sister would be alone, and soon came back with a large bundle of dry firewood in his arms.
Tao Bao picked up a few stones and built a small stove next to her, and then lit the firewood, while the pangolin helped her skewer the donkey meat. The two cooperated tacitly, roasting and selling at the same time.
"Donkey meat, freshly baked donkey meat, donkey meat so delicious that you can swallow your tongue!"
"Not only can rejuvenate the skin, but also rejuvenate the skin. It only costs one tael of silver, which is cheap and affordable!"
The pangolin recited the lines given by Tao Bao, which attracted many people to watch at the beginning, but when the last sentence was finished, the people who gathered around dispersed suddenly.
"Cut~, it smells delicious, and I was thinking of buying two skewers to satisfy my hunger, but I didn't expect to ask for a tael of silver for each skewer. You thought it was dragon meat from the sky!"
"That's right, one tael of silver a bunch, it's better to rob it than to sell it like this, it's faster to get the money!"
Seeing that everyone was gone, the pangolin was so angry that he said, "Hey, you guys, if it weren't for my sister's generosity, I wouldn't want to sell one or two strings. This is not an ordinary donkey, this is Zhang Guolao's spiritual donkey mount." , if you don’t buy it, I’m not willing to sell it.”
The person who was about to leave turned around and came back after he said so. Zhang Guolao and the others had really heard of that person, and that person's mount was really a donkey.
At that moment, someone was curious: "Why is Zhang Guolao's spiritual donkey here with you? That's a spiritual donkey. How did you, an ordinary person, get it?"
"That donkey came to the door looking for death, so I smashed it to death!" the pangolin replied with a glare.
He was telling the truth, but the man didn't believe it, he sneered and said, "You can brag about it, sell a skewer and make Zhang Guolao famous, and you won't be afraid that Zhang Guolao will come to trouble you."
After finishing speaking, he waved to the crowd and said, "Let's go, everyone, let's go, this is the two brothers and sisters here to cheat money, just order the donkey meat and blow the news that Zhang Guolao is here, this is the first time I see you!"
"You really deserve to be beaten. My pangolin never lies. I said that Zhang Guolao's donkey is his donkey. You said he came to trouble me? Then he has to dare! As long as he dares to show up, I won't kill him." he!"
The pangolin glared angrily at the person who spoke, clenched his fists tightly, exuding a strong hostility all over his body, the person felt guilty when he looked at him like this, and dared not say any more, cursed in a low voice, " Smelly donkey seller", turned around and was about to leave.
He did scold lightly, but the pangolin is not a mortal, and the voice could be heard clearly, and his anger surged up immediately. caught.
Looking back, it wasn't his sister who was it!
Tao Bao pulled the pangolin back, patted his arm comfortingly, and beckoned him to lower his head.Seeing that his sister had something to do, the pangolin held back his anger for a while, and leaned down, "What's the matter?"
Tao Bao's small hands hanging beside him pinched the magic formula and set up a sound-proof barrier, then he leaned into the pangolin's ear and said, "Brother, there are people in the sky."
"Who is it?" Pangolin vaguely guessed, but was not sure.
"I told you, brother, don't be impulsive."
"Well, I'm not impulsive."
"It's Zhang Guolao, so the two of us can't separate. Now that he sees his donkey being killed by the two of us, he must hate him to death. If we separate, we won't be able to beat him. Besides, he knows He Xiangu. Brother, you must help him." Me, I just want to eat the tofu made by He Xiangu."
In order to complete the task, Tao Bao also went all out, acting like a baby is nothing, as long as he can complete the task, he can get away with shame and everything!
The pangolin looked down at Tao Bao who was full of expectations, squeezed his fist tightly, resisted the urge to kill, and nodded in response:
"Sister, don't worry, I will let you eat brother tofu before killing him."
With the pangolin's promise, Tao Bao felt relieved and asked him to continue roasting donkey meat with him and ignore the onlookers.
Anyway, she didn't really want to sell donkey meat, she just came here to lure the snake out of its hole.
As time goes on, the smell of donkey meat becomes stronger and stronger, and when it is sprinkled with cumin and other spices, the taste is very fragrant.
Many people gathered around, just looking at it and swallowing, but they didn't buy it. After all, who would be willing to eat a string of one tael of silver.
Above the blue sky, a white cloud made a strange "gurgling" sound, followed by another low curse.
"Bah, bah, that's my donkey, I can't think about it, these two monsters are really hateful"
At the same time, Tao Bao on the ground shouted loudly: "Donkey meat is for sale. The donkey meat from Zhang Guo's hometown is fragrant and delicious!"
The pangolin also yelled at the side: "Eating donkey meat can rejuvenate you!"
The white clouds in the sky trembled, and Zhang Guo, who was hiding in the clouds, felt that he couldn't bear it any longer, because these two monsters were too swordsmen!
Tao Bao felt someone flying down from the sky, and immediately touched the pangolin's arm to remind him to pay attention.
The siblings looked at each other, nodded in tacit understanding, and immediately rushed left and right to surround Zhang Guolao who had just landed.
Thank you Yan Ri'an for your reward~
(End of this chapter)
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