i'm crazy about home

Chapter 6 Archaeology
Universities are different, men and women are still in the same building, so the school is not afraid of accidents?But no matter what the school thinks, there must be fun, and I didn't see those boys getting more and more jubilant.

But Zheng Lu didn't join in at this time. Seeing that the corridor was already full of people, he didn't want to join in the fun. He decided to occupy a good bed first, and then install his computer.

"Zheng Lu, Zheng Lu, come out quickly, there are good things!"

While Zheng Lu was busy stuffing clothes and other things into his closet, Cheng Zhengfeng ran in and dragged Zheng Lu out.

What is there to see?Well, a car drove in.Zheng Lu didn't know much about cars, but he could guess from the sound of the man next to him breathing that it was probably quite expensive.To say that this school is really a run-down school, why would any rich person come here to go to school?

The car stopped when it got downstairs. As for who got off, Zheng Lu couldn't see clearly. There were heads all over the place. Who was going?But according to people's live reports, it should be a girl.Hearing this, Zheng Lu lost interest and turned back to the room.

"Hey, why are you leaving?"

Cheng Zhengfeng stretched his head and shrank his head, but he couldn't see, so he returned to the room.

"Rule [-] of Zheng's house rules: don't touch career women."

"Pull it down, if you want to get in touch, people have to be willing too?"

"Congratulations, you finally have self-knowledge."

"Hey, don't say it. There was a person outside just now, standing on a chair and shouting: This girl is my wife! Domineering."

"What domineering, that's called ambition, you can shout if you have the ability. Let me tell you, if this really becomes a couple in the end, it will be a good story."

During the chatting and farting, Zheng Lu finally fixed the computer, turned it on and saw, um, it was okay, it was not damaged.Because I have already discussed with the glasses girl not to jump out and talk to myself when there are people in school, so Zheng Lu does not shy away from having people around.

"Any good movies?"

"You are such a dirty fish-eye, and you think all the time, am I that kind of person? Let me tell you, I am a gentleman to the extreme."

I tried it, but there is no internet. I don’t know if the school can open the internet. If it doesn’t, I have to run outside.The school is in the suburbs, and it is estimated that if you want to get the Internet, you have to take a car down to the town.That's too much trouble, let's wait for the school to open.

Soon, other people in the dormitory also arrived. Yishui's Hokkien people, who came in, were so lively and friendly in Hokkien dialect, and quickly left the two locals, Zheng Lu and Cheng Zhengfeng, aside.Seeing this scene, Zheng Lu sighed in his heart: I am afraid there will be problems in the future.

Judging from the room allocation table, 106, 107, and 108 are all in the same class. At this time, there should be time to change dormitories.Thinking of this, Zheng Lu immediately stood up and ran to the next two rooms to have a look.awful!It's a little late, it's already full.

After a while, the so-called homeroom teacher appeared. He came to the dormitory to make sure that the head of the dormitory was here. By the way, he also gave out a set of military uniforms, saying that military training would start tomorrow. 106 and 107 have been settled, leaving only 108. The few people in 108 looked at me and I looked at you, and no one tried to grab this position. Later, the class teacher appointed Yu Paoyan as the head of the dormitory, probably because he was pleasing to the eye.

In the evening, Zheng Lu's computer attracted several students from 106 and 107, two of whom have very distinctive looks: one is Cai Fang, nicknamed 'Cai Tou', which he named himself when he introduced himself.He is 190cm tall, but as thin as a bamboo pole, very skinny and beautiful; one is Ling Zhijun, nicknamed 'Big Bing', this is what Caitou called him, it seems that the two of them are classmates, and they went to this university together.He is not tall, but his forehead is huge and bright, and he looks like Mao Weiren. He seems to be able to paste cakes, so he is called Dabing.

These two people are most likely to become friends with him, this is Zheng Lu's first feeling.Because both of them like playing computer very much. Although they are not very interested in animation, they are obsessed with playing games.Just look at the two of them occupying the computer and playing Thunderbolt 3 for a long time.

There are also a few other Zheng Lu who think they are quite promising. One is Xu Zhili from 107, who is a bit fat. He hid in his bed and read novels all afternoon. He didn't say a few words. Like; there is another one who is not in my class, the accounting department, named Cheng Xiaodong, who saw a novel on the computer and hurriedly copied it to the mobile phone, this guy also has a future.

The chaotic first day of school has just passed.

The beginning of college is military training, which seems to mean bitterness first and sweetness later.First, I went to the class and got to know the instructor who led the team, and then I went to the big playground to bask in the sun. Xu Zhili from 107 was absent, this guy found some excuse to avoid military training, what a talent!

Having said that, Zheng Lu is also quite afraid of military training, because it takes several hours to stand under the sun.It's not that he's afraid of being tired, but that Zheng Lu is a person who sweats very easily, and he will sweat profusely after a little exposure to the sun.Standing for a few hours will probably look like a pants pee.There are lessons learned from the past. When Zheng Lu was in high school, he also participated in military training several times, and he still remembers the scenes of the military training clearly.

At that time, Zheng Lu was full of problems. He didn't wash his hair for three months, he didn't take a bath for half a year, his clothes were torn, he didn't wear shoes, and he always went to school barefoot.It's not that his family is so poor and he's so embarrassed, it's that he's too lazy to clean himself up, and he calls it 'returning to nature'.

The military training at that time did not issue military uniforms. The instructor of the class next to him saw this student who was dressed a bit unusually. He thought he was a poor kid somewhere, so he was so sympathetic that he gave up the only shaded area in the playground. to this class.In such a cool and breezy place, Zheng Lu's sweat still flowed down like rain. It didn't take long for his clothes to be soaked. The instructor who kept coming over to help wipe away the sweat became an expert in wiping sweat.

Sure enough, after less than half an hour in the practice queue, Zheng Lu began to sweat all over his body, and this new instructor became the second-generation professional.Fortunately, the military training in this school is only two weeks, and it will pass after a while.After the final day of the school's military training competition, everyone heaved a long sigh: finally freed!

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Ban Zhai Xianren has not appeared on the Internet for two weeks, and Gintama, which originally had one episode a day, has also been discontinued. Many people think that this is because Ban Zhai Xianren has exhausted his manuscripts and is actively producing, so there is no How many complaints.

And the game "Crossing the Wilderness Continent" has gone viral throughout the Chinese gaming community. Many students complained about why the game was not released at the beginning of the summer vacation, while squeezing out time to play the game like a sponge squeezing water.

The quality of the game is impeccable, so its success and buzz in the gaming world was predictable.But the strange thing is that it has also been recognized by the Chinese archaeological community.

It's like this...

Bai Jinzhong is a university professor, majoring in archaeology, and an authoritative person.One day, as soon as he came home, he wanted to take a rest, so he went to play chess with some old buddies and old friends, but was held back by his wife Tan Yi with a sad face.

"I said, Lao Bai, don't be too busy playing your black and white. Watch Yu'er more when you have time. He plays computer games as soon as he gets home from school recently. He doesn't even care about eating. Don't be infected with the Internet. Are you addicted?"

"Nonsense, what Internet addiction? You are also a cultural person, how can you believe the words of those profiteers?"

Bai Jinzhong is a relatively open-minded person and also surfs the Internet in his spare time.He didn't believe the idea of ​​Internet addiction at all. It was nothing more than a businessman looking for a new way to make money, and found a bunch of poor people in an unknown corner to pretend to be professors.In Bai Jinzhong's view, parents who send their children to Internet addiction treatment centers have only one reason, and that is - face.

Everyone knows that the brain is very fragile, but the brain is the control center of the human being. If electricity is used in this place, the damage will be incalculable.Those profiteers believe that these currents will not harm the human body?In the international arena, no one dares to say that he fully understands the brain. Could it be that China has already led the world in brain research?Electric shock to the brain is likely to cause memory loss, even amnesia, severe hemiplegia, death, and other symptoms.This kind of damage is hidden and may not show up in a short time, but no one can guarantee that it will not break out in the future.

So, why are there so many hidden dangers, and those parents still want to send their children in?There is only one reason - fear of losing face!Afraid of letting other parents know that their children have Internet addiction and lose face!Don't listen to what they say is for the future of the child and other bullshit reasons, those are excuses.If it's really about the future of the child, it's impossible to subject them to stupid treatments that could destroy their future.

Those disgusting profiteers understand the truth that the richer people are, the more face-saving they are, so they take advantage of this feature, spread the dangers of Internet addiction without any medical basis, create panic, and then use high fees Emphasize your scientific nature.Those sad parents, they don't care about the life and death of their children at all, but just for their own face, so as not to be gossiped by others.There is such a sentence in their hearts: It doesn't matter if the son is gone, the key is to save face!Otherwise, there will be no news that after the Internet addiction treatment center beats people to death, there will still be parents rushing to stuff people into it.

Tan Yi stopped Bai Jinzhong from continuing to teach him, dragged him to the door of his grandson Bai Yu's room, and let Bai Jinzhong in with threatening eyes. The old professor, who was always afraid of guilt, had to knock on his grandson's door with a bitter face.

"Come in!"

Fortunately, the grandson was sensible and did not give up on his grandfather.When Bai Jinzhong went in, he found that his grandson was holding a pen and paper, looking at the computer and copying something.

"I said my dear grandson, what are you doing?"

"Oh, it's my Chinese teacher. I don't know why I'm crazy. I want us to imagine that we are prehistoric humans, and then write it into a diary. I need one entry a day! If there is no such game, it really wants me. Little fate."

"Oh, is this game so great?"

"That's right! Yesterday the teacher praised my composition for being the most realistic and interesting!"

Now Bai Jinzhong was not happy. He was an archaeological expert. This was obviously a good opportunity for him to show off his power in front of his grandson. Why did he let a game take it away?So Bai Jinzhong pulled up a chair and sat next to his grandson to watch him play this game. He planned to find faults and then ask his good grandson to come to him to help him with his homework.I'll give it a try when the time comes, and I don't have to worry about this kid not helping me with my shoulders and back.

I thought it would be easy to pick out some faults based on my professional level, but I didn't expect to find a trace of flaws after looking at it for a long time.Sun Tzu promoted civilization to the Neolithic Age, and then stopped upgrading. He went out hunting and fishing with everyone every day, and occasionally tended the crops.The words and deeds of the people in the village are very consistent with the life of the Neolithic Age as we know it now.

what game is this?How could he express the life of prehistoric humans so perfectly?Bai Jinzhong, who had doubts in his heart, returned to his room, downloaded the game, and then studied it carefully.Poor Tan Yi thought that the old man would be able to persuade his grandson to 'return to the good' after he went in, but he didn't expect that the grandson didn't come back, and even put the old man in. It's really a steal.

After careful study, Bai Jinzhong was amazed. This game is so realistic. It perfectly reproduced the life of prehistoric humans in various periods and places. This is simply a living teaching material!

Archeology is a very boring subject, and many students have no patience to study it, which leads to the decline of this subject.But if this game is used as a video teaching material, it should be able to make learning come alive and bring back the hearts of many students.Bai Jinzhong's temperament is to do what he says, and he went to class the next day with the game and the game save file.

What a sensation, I didn't expect the old professor to play a game during class, and immediately woke up those drowsy students.It is really interesting to watch the game and listen to the old professor's explanation of various cultures.The Neolithic Age, the Paleolithic Age, the BJ people, the cavemen, the Erlitou culture, and the Hemudu culture all have a fixed archive, and it is refreshing to open that archive wherever it is mentioned, and then demonstrate it live. , and have a deep memory.

The old professor has been teaching universities for so many years, and it was the first time he encountered students who were not sleeping, chatting and spanking during class. He was so excited that he wrote a thank you article when he got home and posted it on his blog.

The article emphasizes the scientific nature of the game "Crossing the Great Desolate Continent" in archaeology, and highly evaluates its teaching significance. It even uses itself as an example, calling on archeology professors to use this game as a teaching material to revitalize archaeology. study.In the end, the old professor paid high respect and deep thanks to Immortal Banzhai, and looked forward to the release of the next game.

Because there are four characters in the title, Immortal of the Household, someone soon found this article in a search, and then forwarded it around, spreading the entire Internet.

All of a sudden, everyone who played this game was excited!Damn, who dares to say that I'm playful?Tell you, man, this is playing archeology!You do not believe?Take a look, take a look at this article, it was approved by Bai Jinzhong, an authoritative professor of archeology!What?You don't know Bai Jinzhong?Really uneducated, talking to you is worthless, go to the encyclopedia by yourself!
In a word, it's awesome!

(End of this chapter)