i'm crazy about home
Chapter 41 Subway Moron
Chapter 41 Subway Moron
After visiting the school, it was already past five in the afternoon.In order to enhance the relationship, Kitagawa Ryuichi warmly suggested to go to a nearby izakaya for a few drinks.However, this suggestion was declined by Zheng Lu and the others. They still have to take the subway for an hour, and they have to cook when they get home, or they have to eat ramen.Although that stuff is delicious, you can't eat it all at once. In the past two days, Zheng Lu and the others were greedy for convenience, and they ate it at a small stall every day, and they felt a little nauseous.
Taking the subway is also a pain in the ass, especially during rush hour when there are so many people everywhere, more exaggerated than sardines.When the train is full, it is almost always stuck to the wall of the train. When some people get on the train because it is too crowded, the subway staff will help push you up from behind. It is really miserable.
Standing in that environment for an hour was simply torture.Fortunately, Zheng Lu and the others came early enough to find a seat, so they hurried over to sit down and relax their sore ankles from visiting school.
"Old prostitute, when did you fucking buy the PSP and didn't tell us!"
When Caitou saw Zheng Lu took out a PSP from his backpack to play after getting on the tram, he immediately became dissatisfied.It's an hour's drive, and you don't know what to do, how can you enjoy it by yourself?Come and watch at least a few movies!
When Caitou said this, Dabing and Xiaodong who were sitting next to Zheng Lu also booed. Zheng Lu had no choice but to turn off the game and open a movie "Kung Fu" by Master Xing, and everyone watched it together.
At this time, the number of people began to increase, and soon the entire carriage was filled.Seeing their painful expressions crowded on the car wall, although Zheng Lu sympathized, he didn't have the slightest thought of giving up his seat.It's a joke, it's not the old, the weak, the sick, the pregnant, the disabled, am I a fool to give up my seat to you?
At this time, people who take the subway are office workers, so they are basically adults. Besides, the elderly, weak, sick, pregnant and disabled will not choose to take the subway at this time, which is really troublesome.As mentioned earlier, RB people are most afraid of causing trouble to others, so this kind of thing will basically never happen.
There are many Chinese people in the carriage, and occasionally they can hear them whispering in Chinese, which makes people feel very cordial.Zheng Lu and the others looked at "Kung Fu", and they were all over their heads when they laughed. Compared with those people with painful expressions, it is really a heaven and a hell.
"Hey, look over there."
Just enjoying watching, Xu Zhili suddenly whispered to everyone to look in one direction.To say that this guy's eyes are really poisonous, under such layers of obstacles, he still found a beautiful woman in school uniform.
"The power to do it, the eyesight, this school girl is really first-class. Old prostitute, aren't you a school uniform? Come on, there are benefits! Can your PSP take pictures? Take pictures quickly!"
The head of the lion house patted Xu Zhili's shoulder, smiled softly, and then urged Zheng Lu to take a picture, so that he could enjoy it later.
"It's not for you to look at this, look down! Down!"
Xu Zhili became a little anxious and pointed hard at the bottom of the beautiful woman.Is this guy too impatient?Is the beauty exposed?Zheng Lu and the others looked over in confusion, and finally discovered that there was a pair of hands stroking back and forth on that part of the beauty!And that bastard was hiding himself with his briefcase, so it was hard to spot.No wonder the beauty looked so unnatural. Previously, everyone thought she was holding back her urine because she was anxious, and they sympathized with her.
"Damn, I'm so daring, I'll deal with that bastard!"
The violent-tempered head of the lion's house was about to shout out, but was covered by Zheng Lu.
"I'm talking about the head of the house, haven't you heard that you have to get stolen goods when catching thieves? Don't worry, do it later!"
After finishing speaking, Zheng Lu took out the dedicated PSP camera from his backpack, and secretly photographed every move of the bastard with the briefcase.
After doing all this, you can't rush to take action, because there are too many people in the car and it is difficult to take action. When he rushes to the front, he may be let go.And if you can't use it, it won't feel good even if you beat it.As long as that briefcase bastard doesn't make any bolder moves, just leave him alone.That girl was probably the quiet type. She didn't dare to speak when she was humiliated like this, so she just endured it silently.
The head of the lion house was furious because he saw that the person standing next to the beauty had also clearly seen this scene, but he turned his eyes to the other side, and even took a step back to avoid it.
What a coward!
Finally, the subway arrived at a station, and everyone hurried down.
"Go!"
Seeing that the timing was just right, Zheng Lu quickly stuffed the PSP into his backpack, yelled and rushed forward.But it's a pity that the head of the lion's house was obviously much faster than him. After shouting 'stop', he took a step forward and punched the bastard with the briefcase on the bridge of the nose.
The man immediately had a nosebleed, and squatted down screaming. The second one who rushed up was Caitou. With his tall horse and long legs, he kicked the bastard with the briefcase out of the subway.Then everyone rushed forward and had a good fight.However, everyone is still very measured in their actions, try not to attack the vital parts, so as not to cause any lawsuits, and it will be difficult to withdraw at that time.
The bastard with the briefcase seemed to be very experienced, curled up like a shrimp with his head in his arms, although he was screaming from the beating, but in fact he didn't suffer internal injuries, at most it was a little bit of flesh and blood.Not only Chinese people like to watch, RB people are no exception.Soon this hearty and dripping criticism meeting attracted many people to watch, some of them even took out their mobile phones to take pictures, with excited expressions on their faces.There were more and more people watching, and soon the subway staff came over, bringing a policeman with them.
"The police are here, hug your head and squat down."
When Zheng Lu saw the police coming, he quickly stopped and told the others to squat down with their heads in their arms, in the standard arrest posture.When the police come over, they don't ask the reason first. They usually stop the fight first and ask later, so if they don't stop fighting, they will probably get hit with batons a few times.
The policeman rushed into the crowd wielding his baton, only to find that everyone was squatting obediently, and the baton was useless.You can't hit someone in front of so many people, because it's easy to be complained.
"what's going on?"
After a group of people were brought to the police station, the policeman started asking questions.
"That man is an idiot who molested this girl. For the sake of love, justice and peace, we stepped forward to stop this ugly behavior."
The moral high ground must be firmly established, because even if that person is an idiot, he can't beat him like this, and if he counts it seriously, it is illegal.The quiet victim was brought in too, and nodded blushingly at the words of the head of the lion house, which is always a little embarrassing.
"Mr. Police, I am innocent. They are defaming my reputation. I want to sue them! Also, these people beat me for no reason. I want to sue for additional injury!"
The bastard with the briefcase whose face was disfigured by the beating started shaking when he saw the police coming, and he refused to plead guilty. Anyway, there were so many people in the car and there were no surveillance cameras, so it was impossible to determine the perpetrator.
"Mr. Police, we have evidence that he did it!"
As he said that, Zheng Lu took out his PSP.But before that, he had already backed up a copy in another memory card.If the policeman in front of him helped the bastard with the briefcase and destroyed the evidence, then Zheng Lu and the others would have a hard time.As soon as the briefcase bastard saw the photos in the PSP, his whole body froze immediately, but he immediately started yelling in hysterics.
"Mr. Police! I am a noble RB person, but they are lowly Chinese! Would you believe their words? This must be a composite photo!"
Hearing the obvious meaning, apart from giving the briefcase bastard a hard look, Zheng Lu and the others felt their hearts aroused, wondering what this policeman would do?
(End of this chapter)
After visiting the school, it was already past five in the afternoon.In order to enhance the relationship, Kitagawa Ryuichi warmly suggested to go to a nearby izakaya for a few drinks.However, this suggestion was declined by Zheng Lu and the others. They still have to take the subway for an hour, and they have to cook when they get home, or they have to eat ramen.Although that stuff is delicious, you can't eat it all at once. In the past two days, Zheng Lu and the others were greedy for convenience, and they ate it at a small stall every day, and they felt a little nauseous.
Taking the subway is also a pain in the ass, especially during rush hour when there are so many people everywhere, more exaggerated than sardines.When the train is full, it is almost always stuck to the wall of the train. When some people get on the train because it is too crowded, the subway staff will help push you up from behind. It is really miserable.
Standing in that environment for an hour was simply torture.Fortunately, Zheng Lu and the others came early enough to find a seat, so they hurried over to sit down and relax their sore ankles from visiting school.
"Old prostitute, when did you fucking buy the PSP and didn't tell us!"
When Caitou saw Zheng Lu took out a PSP from his backpack to play after getting on the tram, he immediately became dissatisfied.It's an hour's drive, and you don't know what to do, how can you enjoy it by yourself?Come and watch at least a few movies!
When Caitou said this, Dabing and Xiaodong who were sitting next to Zheng Lu also booed. Zheng Lu had no choice but to turn off the game and open a movie "Kung Fu" by Master Xing, and everyone watched it together.
At this time, the number of people began to increase, and soon the entire carriage was filled.Seeing their painful expressions crowded on the car wall, although Zheng Lu sympathized, he didn't have the slightest thought of giving up his seat.It's a joke, it's not the old, the weak, the sick, the pregnant, the disabled, am I a fool to give up my seat to you?
At this time, people who take the subway are office workers, so they are basically adults. Besides, the elderly, weak, sick, pregnant and disabled will not choose to take the subway at this time, which is really troublesome.As mentioned earlier, RB people are most afraid of causing trouble to others, so this kind of thing will basically never happen.
There are many Chinese people in the carriage, and occasionally they can hear them whispering in Chinese, which makes people feel very cordial.Zheng Lu and the others looked at "Kung Fu", and they were all over their heads when they laughed. Compared with those people with painful expressions, it is really a heaven and a hell.
"Hey, look over there."
Just enjoying watching, Xu Zhili suddenly whispered to everyone to look in one direction.To say that this guy's eyes are really poisonous, under such layers of obstacles, he still found a beautiful woman in school uniform.
"The power to do it, the eyesight, this school girl is really first-class. Old prostitute, aren't you a school uniform? Come on, there are benefits! Can your PSP take pictures? Take pictures quickly!"
The head of the lion house patted Xu Zhili's shoulder, smiled softly, and then urged Zheng Lu to take a picture, so that he could enjoy it later.
"It's not for you to look at this, look down! Down!"
Xu Zhili became a little anxious and pointed hard at the bottom of the beautiful woman.Is this guy too impatient?Is the beauty exposed?Zheng Lu and the others looked over in confusion, and finally discovered that there was a pair of hands stroking back and forth on that part of the beauty!And that bastard was hiding himself with his briefcase, so it was hard to spot.No wonder the beauty looked so unnatural. Previously, everyone thought she was holding back her urine because she was anxious, and they sympathized with her.
"Damn, I'm so daring, I'll deal with that bastard!"
The violent-tempered head of the lion's house was about to shout out, but was covered by Zheng Lu.
"I'm talking about the head of the house, haven't you heard that you have to get stolen goods when catching thieves? Don't worry, do it later!"
After finishing speaking, Zheng Lu took out the dedicated PSP camera from his backpack, and secretly photographed every move of the bastard with the briefcase.
After doing all this, you can't rush to take action, because there are too many people in the car and it is difficult to take action. When he rushes to the front, he may be let go.And if you can't use it, it won't feel good even if you beat it.As long as that briefcase bastard doesn't make any bolder moves, just leave him alone.That girl was probably the quiet type. She didn't dare to speak when she was humiliated like this, so she just endured it silently.
The head of the lion house was furious because he saw that the person standing next to the beauty had also clearly seen this scene, but he turned his eyes to the other side, and even took a step back to avoid it.
What a coward!
Finally, the subway arrived at a station, and everyone hurried down.
"Go!"
Seeing that the timing was just right, Zheng Lu quickly stuffed the PSP into his backpack, yelled and rushed forward.But it's a pity that the head of the lion's house was obviously much faster than him. After shouting 'stop', he took a step forward and punched the bastard with the briefcase on the bridge of the nose.
The man immediately had a nosebleed, and squatted down screaming. The second one who rushed up was Caitou. With his tall horse and long legs, he kicked the bastard with the briefcase out of the subway.Then everyone rushed forward and had a good fight.However, everyone is still very measured in their actions, try not to attack the vital parts, so as not to cause any lawsuits, and it will be difficult to withdraw at that time.
The bastard with the briefcase seemed to be very experienced, curled up like a shrimp with his head in his arms, although he was screaming from the beating, but in fact he didn't suffer internal injuries, at most it was a little bit of flesh and blood.Not only Chinese people like to watch, RB people are no exception.Soon this hearty and dripping criticism meeting attracted many people to watch, some of them even took out their mobile phones to take pictures, with excited expressions on their faces.There were more and more people watching, and soon the subway staff came over, bringing a policeman with them.
"The police are here, hug your head and squat down."
When Zheng Lu saw the police coming, he quickly stopped and told the others to squat down with their heads in their arms, in the standard arrest posture.When the police come over, they don't ask the reason first. They usually stop the fight first and ask later, so if they don't stop fighting, they will probably get hit with batons a few times.
The policeman rushed into the crowd wielding his baton, only to find that everyone was squatting obediently, and the baton was useless.You can't hit someone in front of so many people, because it's easy to be complained.
"what's going on?"
After a group of people were brought to the police station, the policeman started asking questions.
"That man is an idiot who molested this girl. For the sake of love, justice and peace, we stepped forward to stop this ugly behavior."
The moral high ground must be firmly established, because even if that person is an idiot, he can't beat him like this, and if he counts it seriously, it is illegal.The quiet victim was brought in too, and nodded blushingly at the words of the head of the lion house, which is always a little embarrassing.
"Mr. Police, I am innocent. They are defaming my reputation. I want to sue them! Also, these people beat me for no reason. I want to sue for additional injury!"
The bastard with the briefcase whose face was disfigured by the beating started shaking when he saw the police coming, and he refused to plead guilty. Anyway, there were so many people in the car and there were no surveillance cameras, so it was impossible to determine the perpetrator.
"Mr. Police, we have evidence that he did it!"
As he said that, Zheng Lu took out his PSP.But before that, he had already backed up a copy in another memory card.If the policeman in front of him helped the bastard with the briefcase and destroyed the evidence, then Zheng Lu and the others would have a hard time.As soon as the briefcase bastard saw the photos in the PSP, his whole body froze immediately, but he immediately started yelling in hysterics.
"Mr. Police! I am a noble RB person, but they are lowly Chinese! Would you believe their words? This must be a composite photo!"
Hearing the obvious meaning, apart from giving the briefcase bastard a hard look, Zheng Lu and the others felt their hearts aroused, wondering what this policeman would do?
(End of this chapter)
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