Konoha no Cat Pie Ninja
Chapter 83
Chapter 83
Chapter 82 The Cat and the Slug
Uchiha's resident, under the sunshine, one person and one cat are very leisurely.
Because just now, Izayoi was successfully kicked out by Tsunade in an almost brutal way, and even the man and the fish got out of the Hokage Building.
Izayoi was still very depressed, he did nothing wrong, but he wanted to hit someone when he raised his hand, it was too violent.
Sure enough, it was a mistake... Appreciating as a teacher, I regret it, if I worship Danzang as my teacher, I can find a chance to do it now.
Of course it was just a joke, how could it be possible to get along with the enemy.
Fortunately, as soon as I opened the door when I got home, I saw Xiao Hei, and Izayoi's mood became extremely bright in an instant.
Xiao Hei hugged the fish that Izayoi brought back, licked it and said, "Is the psychic beast a slug? I remember it was the famous meow, meow~"
The bloody smell of the fish caused Xiao Hei to return to his ancestors for a short time, and he was almost at a loss for words, so he directly replaced it with meow.
This is not sixteen nights abusing Xiao Hei, it's him... I don't allow the cat to be cooked, saying that it has been practicing for a long time recently, and the mouth is too bland, and I want to eat a little bit heavier.
You can't eat too much raw fish, but it's okay to eat it once in a while.
"Meow meow meow meow~"
(Stop talking about people~)
At the beginning, I would resist for a while, but in the end, I just broke the can and smashed it.
Xiao Hei also knows, no matter what, Izayo can always understand, and we have been together for so many years, he knows where Izayo's butt is sticking.
Looking at the dazed Izayoi, Xiao Hei showed doting eyes, this is the child he raised, it is really good, maybe it can do something very special.
As for lack of compassion, that's not a big deal, and it's even said that he already knew it.He has been watching Izayoi, no cat knows better than him.
Xiao Hei Hei secretly thought, "Except for the fact that he doesn't care about the occasion when he speaks, he's still a good boy."
"Ok?"
In the middle of the sixteenth night, he opened his shirt and sat lazily on the floor. He narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling drowsy.
The summer sun always lulls me to sleep.
"Did you say anything else?"
Xiao Hei was so frightened that he almost knocked over the plate under his nervousness. After he realized it, he widened his innocent eyes, "Meow? What?"
It seemed that no one spoke just now, and almost fell asleep, probably because of sleepiness.
Izayoi yawned, "Maybe I'm hallucinating."
"Hey, Xiao Hei, how long are you going to stay when you come back this time?"
Xiao Hei licked his ears with his paws, "How long? I guess it will take a long time. There is nothing going on with Grandma Cat for the time being."
After thinking about it with lowered eyes, Izayoi slightly turned his head, "Well, if you want to see Sasuke, I can take you there."
Xiao Hei licked his lips, his voice became a little irritable, he pressed his paws on the fish, and urged, "Hiss, what are you thinking? Sasuke also has his own ideas, so be yourself at ease.
"By the way, try spiritism quickly, I'm very curious."
Izayoi nodded in agreement, "Yeah."
To be honest, he is also very curious, the psychic beast slug, the psychic beasts of the three great fairy lands are definitely not bad.
Izayoi cut his fingers and formed the seals in order. After the seals were completed, the important point came, how much chakra would it take?
He glanced at Xiao Hei who was gnawing on the fish frantically, showing a firm expression.
"Spirituality!"
"Oh!"
This is clearly not just the sound of a successful psychic...
Although the slug is a mollusk, her body weight is swaying there, her tail is on the wall, and her huge body directly crushes the wall.
Xiao Hei opened his mouth wide, and didn't even care about the fish in his mouth falling to the ground. At this time, he just needs to be surprised.
Suddenly being summoned by a stranger, Huolu was also a little at a loss. She asked softly, "Who summoned me?"
Perhaps because of the uncomfortable posture, the live slug moved its body slightly, and the house trembled violently for a while, almost collapsing.
Although her tail had landed on the ground, her head was still propped on the roof, and she couldn't move easily, so she was in a dilemma.
Izayoi was also surprised. A slug of this size could be compared to that big civet cat. I didn't expect to be able to summon such a big slug.
"I summoned you, can you shrink a little?"
The live slug raised his head slightly, and the intimacy in his heart became more and more intense, "Is it Mr. Izayoi Uchiha Taiyo?"
"……Yes"
Izayoi felt a bit of embarrassment, so is this why Tsunade-sama is angry?I haven't noticed it when I write it, and it's so embarrassing to call it out.
The live slug nodded, "Okay, I will split the body."
"Crack, crack, crack..."
It's like rain, except it's slug rain.
Slugs split!
The slugs that were originally taller than the house gradually split into countless small slugs, and the ground and the roof were all covered with slugs, which can be called a disaster level.
Xiao Hei jumped onto Izayoi's shoulder like a furry, trying to avoid these sticky little slugs.
Izayo was still holding one in his hand, not to mention his feet, he couldn't lift his feet anymore.He could feel the sticky and soft texture with a slight movement, which reminded him of bugs, so he hurriedly slowed down, for fear of stepping on them.
But he completely underestimated the lubricity of the slugs, and when the soles of his feet slipped, he fell into the pile of slugs.
The faint viscous liquid wrapped around his body, which made him a little uncomfortable. Under the wriggling of the slug, his shirt was almost torn off.
"Ah this..."
The hillside where Yingyan is located is also the highest place in Konoha Village, and it has been quiet and deserted. At this time, frenzied laughter echoed.
Tsunade put down the binoculars and laughed loudly, "Hahahaha, Shizune, did you see that kid's expression, absolutely amazing!"
Fortunately, I happened to come to see the situation of Yingyan, and I happened to bring a telescope, otherwise I would not have seen this scene.
She knew that Izayoi would definitely use the summoning technique, this was not her groundless guess, it was a precise intuition!
"Curiosity brat, I've seen through you a long time ago!"
Shizune's expression was unlovable, "Master Tsunade, this is what you are talking about? I finally have some spare time..."
Damn it, Tsunade-sama doesn't understand at all, I also want to be a slightly more delicate woman, if I can't match my figure, I can only use my appearance to enhance my beauty.
Who told her to be the woman next to Tsunade, with that one as a comparison, if this continues, she will not be able to find a boyfriend, damn it!
Tsunade said impatiently, "You really are a boring woman, Shizune, as my disciple, you can't be so useless."
Shizune is no longer entangled with Tsunade, since things are done, it is useless to talk about it, it is better to end this topic early.
"By the way, that kid's figure is really good." Tsunade said casually.
Jing Yin was completely silent after listening, and there was some unspeakable meaning in his eyes.
Tsunade reacted quickly, and then said very seriously, "It's not what you think, I just praised it."
Shizune nodded with a smile, then turned and left holding the binoculars, "I know, Tsunade-sama, it's time for us to go back."
The sun was scorching, and a cool breeze blew by, bringing a slight coolness to people.
Tsunade smiled, and looked down at Yingyan, who was about to start construction.Behind the shadow rock of the fourth generation, her face will be engraved, and that is the moment when she truly becomes Hokage.
"Forget it, it would be nice to see that little devil deflated, let's hurry up and treat the hemophobia."
Tsunade said to himself, "Little...it's obviously a kitten, haha."
Sixteen nights lay flat on the ground, feeling hopeless.
Fortunately, the other slugs had dispersed, and there were no more slugs beside Izayoi, only one relatively large slug was left, and finally got rid of the fear of being dominated by slugs.
The live slug said, "Izayoi Uchiha Taiyo-sama, how are you doing?"
Sixteen nights said lightly, "It doesn't have to be that long..."
The living slug tried to shout, "Then Lord Sun?"
Shiliuye's eyes lit up, and he sat up straight, "That's it."
The live slug was taken aback, and she said softly, "Did I scare you? I'm really sorry, Mr. Tsunade didn't tell you that the more chakra you use, the bigger your body will be when you summon me?"
Izayoi's head shook like a rattle.
Xiao Hei held Shizayoi's head from the side, jumped into his arms, rubbed left and right, then turned his head and asked, "Are you a slug?"
The live slug bent its bulky head, "I am a slug, but my name is live slug, please give me more advice in the future."
Xiao Hei stretched out a furry black cat paw, revealing the black pad, bent the paw, "I am Hei Wan."
"so cute……"
The live slug hurriedly said, "Ah, sorry, I have no other meaning."
But Xiao Hei snorted coldly, "Hmph, you have vision."
Who said only the pink pads are cute, the black ones are also perfect!
Looking at the big black cat in his arms, it was about the size of a normal large dog. Izayo put his chin on the little black head, the height was just right, and it was perfect.
Xiao Hei opened Shizaye, ran to the roof with the unfinished fish in his mouth.
"Let's talk first, I'll go eat."
After finishing speaking, he ran away without looking back, leaving Sora Izayoi feeling sad.
The living slug asked, "Master Sun, did you summon me for something?"
Shiliuye smiled apologetically, "It's nothing, I just want to meet you. I heard that you live in a very powerful place, so I'm a little curious."
Huozhu smiled, although the shape of the mouth could not be seen, it should be a smile.
"I live in the wet bone forest in the secret realm. Although it sounds scary, it's actually a good place."
Wetbones... that sure sounds scary.
The live slug leaned close to Izayo, and touched him with the tentacles on his mouth, "If you want to go, I can take you to see it."
Touching the slightly moist cheeks, Izayoi was a little distressed, "Why are you so close to me?"
It's impossible for psychic beasts to have such a good temper, right?
The live slug shook its tentacles, "Well, you make me feel very close, and I have already admitted you."
Izayo narrowed his eyes, a little suspiciously.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 82 The Cat and the Slug
Uchiha's resident, under the sunshine, one person and one cat are very leisurely.
Because just now, Izayoi was successfully kicked out by Tsunade in an almost brutal way, and even the man and the fish got out of the Hokage Building.
Izayoi was still very depressed, he did nothing wrong, but he wanted to hit someone when he raised his hand, it was too violent.
Sure enough, it was a mistake... Appreciating as a teacher, I regret it, if I worship Danzang as my teacher, I can find a chance to do it now.
Of course it was just a joke, how could it be possible to get along with the enemy.
Fortunately, as soon as I opened the door when I got home, I saw Xiao Hei, and Izayoi's mood became extremely bright in an instant.
Xiao Hei hugged the fish that Izayoi brought back, licked it and said, "Is the psychic beast a slug? I remember it was the famous meow, meow~"
The bloody smell of the fish caused Xiao Hei to return to his ancestors for a short time, and he was almost at a loss for words, so he directly replaced it with meow.
This is not sixteen nights abusing Xiao Hei, it's him... I don't allow the cat to be cooked, saying that it has been practicing for a long time recently, and the mouth is too bland, and I want to eat a little bit heavier.
You can't eat too much raw fish, but it's okay to eat it once in a while.
"Meow meow meow meow~"
(Stop talking about people~)
At the beginning, I would resist for a while, but in the end, I just broke the can and smashed it.
Xiao Hei also knows, no matter what, Izayo can always understand, and we have been together for so many years, he knows where Izayo's butt is sticking.
Looking at the dazed Izayoi, Xiao Hei showed doting eyes, this is the child he raised, it is really good, maybe it can do something very special.
As for lack of compassion, that's not a big deal, and it's even said that he already knew it.He has been watching Izayoi, no cat knows better than him.
Xiao Hei Hei secretly thought, "Except for the fact that he doesn't care about the occasion when he speaks, he's still a good boy."
"Ok?"
In the middle of the sixteenth night, he opened his shirt and sat lazily on the floor. He narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling drowsy.
The summer sun always lulls me to sleep.
"Did you say anything else?"
Xiao Hei was so frightened that he almost knocked over the plate under his nervousness. After he realized it, he widened his innocent eyes, "Meow? What?"
It seemed that no one spoke just now, and almost fell asleep, probably because of sleepiness.
Izayoi yawned, "Maybe I'm hallucinating."
"Hey, Xiao Hei, how long are you going to stay when you come back this time?"
Xiao Hei licked his ears with his paws, "How long? I guess it will take a long time. There is nothing going on with Grandma Cat for the time being."
After thinking about it with lowered eyes, Izayoi slightly turned his head, "Well, if you want to see Sasuke, I can take you there."
Xiao Hei licked his lips, his voice became a little irritable, he pressed his paws on the fish, and urged, "Hiss, what are you thinking? Sasuke also has his own ideas, so be yourself at ease.
"By the way, try spiritism quickly, I'm very curious."
Izayoi nodded in agreement, "Yeah."
To be honest, he is also very curious, the psychic beast slug, the psychic beasts of the three great fairy lands are definitely not bad.
Izayoi cut his fingers and formed the seals in order. After the seals were completed, the important point came, how much chakra would it take?
He glanced at Xiao Hei who was gnawing on the fish frantically, showing a firm expression.
"Spirituality!"
"Oh!"
This is clearly not just the sound of a successful psychic...
Although the slug is a mollusk, her body weight is swaying there, her tail is on the wall, and her huge body directly crushes the wall.
Xiao Hei opened his mouth wide, and didn't even care about the fish in his mouth falling to the ground. At this time, he just needs to be surprised.
Suddenly being summoned by a stranger, Huolu was also a little at a loss. She asked softly, "Who summoned me?"
Perhaps because of the uncomfortable posture, the live slug moved its body slightly, and the house trembled violently for a while, almost collapsing.
Although her tail had landed on the ground, her head was still propped on the roof, and she couldn't move easily, so she was in a dilemma.
Izayoi was also surprised. A slug of this size could be compared to that big civet cat. I didn't expect to be able to summon such a big slug.
"I summoned you, can you shrink a little?"
The live slug raised his head slightly, and the intimacy in his heart became more and more intense, "Is it Mr. Izayoi Uchiha Taiyo?"
"……Yes"
Izayoi felt a bit of embarrassment, so is this why Tsunade-sama is angry?I haven't noticed it when I write it, and it's so embarrassing to call it out.
The live slug nodded, "Okay, I will split the body."
"Crack, crack, crack..."
It's like rain, except it's slug rain.
Slugs split!
The slugs that were originally taller than the house gradually split into countless small slugs, and the ground and the roof were all covered with slugs, which can be called a disaster level.
Xiao Hei jumped onto Izayoi's shoulder like a furry, trying to avoid these sticky little slugs.
Izayo was still holding one in his hand, not to mention his feet, he couldn't lift his feet anymore.He could feel the sticky and soft texture with a slight movement, which reminded him of bugs, so he hurriedly slowed down, for fear of stepping on them.
But he completely underestimated the lubricity of the slugs, and when the soles of his feet slipped, he fell into the pile of slugs.
The faint viscous liquid wrapped around his body, which made him a little uncomfortable. Under the wriggling of the slug, his shirt was almost torn off.
"Ah this..."
The hillside where Yingyan is located is also the highest place in Konoha Village, and it has been quiet and deserted. At this time, frenzied laughter echoed.
Tsunade put down the binoculars and laughed loudly, "Hahahaha, Shizune, did you see that kid's expression, absolutely amazing!"
Fortunately, I happened to come to see the situation of Yingyan, and I happened to bring a telescope, otherwise I would not have seen this scene.
She knew that Izayoi would definitely use the summoning technique, this was not her groundless guess, it was a precise intuition!
"Curiosity brat, I've seen through you a long time ago!"
Shizune's expression was unlovable, "Master Tsunade, this is what you are talking about? I finally have some spare time..."
Damn it, Tsunade-sama doesn't understand at all, I also want to be a slightly more delicate woman, if I can't match my figure, I can only use my appearance to enhance my beauty.
Who told her to be the woman next to Tsunade, with that one as a comparison, if this continues, she will not be able to find a boyfriend, damn it!
Tsunade said impatiently, "You really are a boring woman, Shizune, as my disciple, you can't be so useless."
Shizune is no longer entangled with Tsunade, since things are done, it is useless to talk about it, it is better to end this topic early.
"By the way, that kid's figure is really good." Tsunade said casually.
Jing Yin was completely silent after listening, and there was some unspeakable meaning in his eyes.
Tsunade reacted quickly, and then said very seriously, "It's not what you think, I just praised it."
Shizune nodded with a smile, then turned and left holding the binoculars, "I know, Tsunade-sama, it's time for us to go back."
The sun was scorching, and a cool breeze blew by, bringing a slight coolness to people.
Tsunade smiled, and looked down at Yingyan, who was about to start construction.Behind the shadow rock of the fourth generation, her face will be engraved, and that is the moment when she truly becomes Hokage.
"Forget it, it would be nice to see that little devil deflated, let's hurry up and treat the hemophobia."
Tsunade said to himself, "Little...it's obviously a kitten, haha."
Sixteen nights lay flat on the ground, feeling hopeless.
Fortunately, the other slugs had dispersed, and there were no more slugs beside Izayoi, only one relatively large slug was left, and finally got rid of the fear of being dominated by slugs.
The live slug said, "Izayoi Uchiha Taiyo-sama, how are you doing?"
Sixteen nights said lightly, "It doesn't have to be that long..."
The living slug tried to shout, "Then Lord Sun?"
Shiliuye's eyes lit up, and he sat up straight, "That's it."
The live slug was taken aback, and she said softly, "Did I scare you? I'm really sorry, Mr. Tsunade didn't tell you that the more chakra you use, the bigger your body will be when you summon me?"
Izayoi's head shook like a rattle.
Xiao Hei held Shizayoi's head from the side, jumped into his arms, rubbed left and right, then turned his head and asked, "Are you a slug?"
The live slug bent its bulky head, "I am a slug, but my name is live slug, please give me more advice in the future."
Xiao Hei stretched out a furry black cat paw, revealing the black pad, bent the paw, "I am Hei Wan."
"so cute……"
The live slug hurriedly said, "Ah, sorry, I have no other meaning."
But Xiao Hei snorted coldly, "Hmph, you have vision."
Who said only the pink pads are cute, the black ones are also perfect!
Looking at the big black cat in his arms, it was about the size of a normal large dog. Izayo put his chin on the little black head, the height was just right, and it was perfect.
Xiao Hei opened Shizaye, ran to the roof with the unfinished fish in his mouth.
"Let's talk first, I'll go eat."
After finishing speaking, he ran away without looking back, leaving Sora Izayoi feeling sad.
The living slug asked, "Master Sun, did you summon me for something?"
Shiliuye smiled apologetically, "It's nothing, I just want to meet you. I heard that you live in a very powerful place, so I'm a little curious."
Huozhu smiled, although the shape of the mouth could not be seen, it should be a smile.
"I live in the wet bone forest in the secret realm. Although it sounds scary, it's actually a good place."
Wetbones... that sure sounds scary.
The live slug leaned close to Izayo, and touched him with the tentacles on his mouth, "If you want to go, I can take you to see it."
Touching the slightly moist cheeks, Izayoi was a little distressed, "Why are you so close to me?"
It's impossible for psychic beasts to have such a good temper, right?
The live slug shook its tentacles, "Well, you make me feel very close, and I have already admitted you."
Izayo narrowed his eyes, a little suspiciously.
(End of this chapter)
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