Since I am Dasha Chun
Chapter 52 Entering "The Crazy Alien"
Chapter 52 Entering "The Crazy Alien"
Originally, I thought that if I waited long enough, I would go back to Wanling City to buy the house again, but now it seems that I may not have enough time.
But Su San still called the homeowner and agreed to buy back the house at 10% higher than the market price, and the homeowner readily agreed.
After Su San voluntarily paid part of the deposit, the landlord immediately transferred the liquidated damages to the tenant, and agreed to go back to deal with Su San next week.
Three days passed quickly, and it was time to time travel again. Su San sat down on the computer chair in the living room, waiting for time travel.
Ding!
[I am about to cross, please sit down and get ready for the host, 10, 9, 8... 3, 2...]
"Crack!"
"Look, this is the house. It has good lighting and is transparent from north to south. It is very suitable for you young people."
The landlord held the key, spoke her informal Mandarin, and opened the door of Su San's room without saying hello.
"Hey, Su San, why don't you go to work today? There are tenants who want to buy a house, and Ala will take them to see it."
Drip~drip~drip!
[It is detected that the traversal process has been interrupted, and the system performs a time-space correction. 】
Su San suddenly felt dizzy, his body seemed out of control, and the whole picture seemed to be rewound.
I appeared next to the slot machine with a few bottles of wine beside it. Before I could recover, time and space flowed rapidly again, and I experienced the process of time acceleration again.
From the perspective of the audience, I experienced the real world again, from having dinner with Jiang Yu to sitting on the bed at the last moment today, but the landlord did not show up at the end.
[The restoration degree of the real plane is reduced to 2.7%, and 6% of the original power of the plane escapes. The time-space ratio of this time travel cannot be guaranteed, .1! 】
There was a burst of white light, and the surrounding time and space slowed down. Su San disappeared into the room, while his clothes, shoes and hats stayed in the air.
When Su San disappeared, several rays of light emanated from his body and penetrated into the bodies of other people along a certain trajectory in time and space, and then time and space returned to calm.
Then the clothes, shoes and hats suddenly fell down.
"Crack!"
"Look, this is the house. It has good lighting and is transparent from north to south. It is very suitable for you young people."
The landlord held the key, spoke her informal Mandarin, and opened the door of Su San's room without saying hello.
Several pieces of clothing were scattered next to the computer.
"Hey, this little red guy, put his underwear and socks on the chair without washing them."
The landlord pinched his nose and picked it aside with a broom next to the wall.
"Look, one bedroom and one living room, the transportation is convenient, and the decoration will not cost much." The landlord continued.
"Well, it's good, but there is no subway around, and you have to transfer to the bus if you want to take the subway." A young woman said.
"Hey, if there is a subway, can Ala sell it to Lennon for [-] square meters, at least this amount?" The landlord said with a smile after making an eighth with his hands.
"That's right, but isn't it for rent now? We want to buy it early, and then decorate it so that we can live in it." The man is more anxious.
"It's okay, when the time comes, Allah will find a reason to drive this little red guy out, don't worry." The landlord is bound to win.
"Okay, then it's confirmed. Let's make a contract. I'll give you the deposit first, and then I'll go through the formalities." The man looked around and was quite satisfied.
Then everyone left Su San's room.
"What? So you're my aunt's nephew's second cousin, my aunt's distant cousin?" A middle-aged man in a suit, pink polo shirt, and sharp hairstyle asked with a cigarette in his mouth.
"I heard that you came from the countryside to learn business from me?"
In front of the man was a young man dressed plainly, even in tatters, but his face was handsome and his figure was strong.
The middle-aged man looked at it for a while. This guy looked very energetic and good-looking. After a period of internship, he might be able to help me close a lot of orders. If he sells it to a man, he won’t be able to sell it. Salary, food should be fine, right?
"Okay, it's settled, there is no basic salary for the internship, and you will get a commission as much as you sell, and I won't let you work in vain. Follow me and get in the car!" The middle-aged man said.
Su San just followed him into his SUV in a daze.
"Your name is Su San? Is that the name?" The middle-aged man's name is Da Fei, and he runs a liquor store.
"Yeah." Su San hasn't figured out the situation yet, he is still recalling the news before the system crossing.
I read it silently a few times in my heart, but there was no system message. I guess I can only wait for the first side mission to ask again.
"Now I'll take you to talk about a project. I have to attract investment. As the saying goes, a good guy has three gangs, and you and I are still short of one." Da Fei said after puffing on his cigarette.
The suv drove to a scenic spot, where Su San saw the miniature versions of the Sydney Opera House, the White House, the Eiffel Tower, the Arc de Triomphe, the Pyramid and other landmarks around the world.
"It can be said that there are 360 lines, and each line has its own strengths! There are athletes in the Olympics, and there are monkey kings in monkey games!"
Da Fei parked the car next to a Wuzhishan scenic spot, and there was a burst of shouting from a distance.
"Dear guests and friends, today is full of guests. Your presence makes our Huaguoshan stage full of brilliance."
"Brother, who do you want to see?" Su San followed Da Fei and asked.
"A inheritor of the quintessence of the Chinese nation and the guardian of China's intangible cultural heritage, Geng Hao, when the time comes, you will have a sweet mouth. If you invite sponsorship, it will count as your commission." Da Fei said.
Su San followed Da Fei to the foot of Huaguo Mountain, where a host with curly hair was holding a ring box and introducing it to a man with short braids and glasses.
"Are you willing to take this gentle and kind woman as your wife?"
"Willing, willing, hurry up."
The man took the ring himself, looking impatient.
"Hello!" As soon as he finished speaking, the man answered the phone.
The host turned to a monkey in a wedding dress, lowered his head and said, "Will you marry this handsome guy?"
The monkey takes the ring.
The host said to himself: "Yes."
"Okay, the bride also took the symbol"
"Hey, hey, don't talk for now."
Before he finished speaking, Brother Braid interrupted him, indicating that he was on the phone.
"Brother, just him, the guardian of the intangible cultural heritage? The inheritor of the national quintessence?" Su San asked, pointing to the host in the distance.
"Ah? What's the matter?" Da Fei felt a little guilty.
"Isn't this a monkey trick?" Su San scratched her nose.
"Hey, how did you talk? Remember what I said just now. Just say this kind of thing in front of me, but don't say it in front of my buddies." Da Fei reminded.
"Don't you look at the monkey?" The two beauties asked suspiciously when they saw the braided brother turn around after answering the phone and leave.
"What's so good about being a monkey?" After speaking, he turned his head and threw the ring at the host's feet.
The audience in twos and twos on the audience stage were doing their own business, and the curly-haired host looked helpless.
Su San stepped forward, picked up the ring that fell on the ground, and handed it to the curly-haired host.
"What a poignant love story, it won't be able to keep the bridegroom Jin Chan out of his shell!" Da Fei joked.
"It seems that I have a chance. The second marriage is also worthy of blessing." Da Fei snatched the ring, walked to the side of the female monkey Huanhuan, and dragged it to Monkey Mountain.
"The bride is mine, let's go, enter the bridal chamber!"
The host looked at Su San, then followed Da Fei and left.
Su San followed closely.
The audience let out a burst of laughter.
Chapter 3 sent to thank the brothers and sisters who have been supporting for some investment to count votes
(End of this chapter)
Originally, I thought that if I waited long enough, I would go back to Wanling City to buy the house again, but now it seems that I may not have enough time.
But Su San still called the homeowner and agreed to buy back the house at 10% higher than the market price, and the homeowner readily agreed.
After Su San voluntarily paid part of the deposit, the landlord immediately transferred the liquidated damages to the tenant, and agreed to go back to deal with Su San next week.
Three days passed quickly, and it was time to time travel again. Su San sat down on the computer chair in the living room, waiting for time travel.
Ding!
[I am about to cross, please sit down and get ready for the host, 10, 9, 8... 3, 2...]
"Crack!"
"Look, this is the house. It has good lighting and is transparent from north to south. It is very suitable for you young people."
The landlord held the key, spoke her informal Mandarin, and opened the door of Su San's room without saying hello.
"Hey, Su San, why don't you go to work today? There are tenants who want to buy a house, and Ala will take them to see it."
Drip~drip~drip!
[It is detected that the traversal process has been interrupted, and the system performs a time-space correction. 】
Su San suddenly felt dizzy, his body seemed out of control, and the whole picture seemed to be rewound.
I appeared next to the slot machine with a few bottles of wine beside it. Before I could recover, time and space flowed rapidly again, and I experienced the process of time acceleration again.
From the perspective of the audience, I experienced the real world again, from having dinner with Jiang Yu to sitting on the bed at the last moment today, but the landlord did not show up at the end.
[The restoration degree of the real plane is reduced to 2.7%, and 6% of the original power of the plane escapes. The time-space ratio of this time travel cannot be guaranteed, .1! 】
There was a burst of white light, and the surrounding time and space slowed down. Su San disappeared into the room, while his clothes, shoes and hats stayed in the air.
When Su San disappeared, several rays of light emanated from his body and penetrated into the bodies of other people along a certain trajectory in time and space, and then time and space returned to calm.
Then the clothes, shoes and hats suddenly fell down.
"Crack!"
"Look, this is the house. It has good lighting and is transparent from north to south. It is very suitable for you young people."
The landlord held the key, spoke her informal Mandarin, and opened the door of Su San's room without saying hello.
Several pieces of clothing were scattered next to the computer.
"Hey, this little red guy, put his underwear and socks on the chair without washing them."
The landlord pinched his nose and picked it aside with a broom next to the wall.
"Look, one bedroom and one living room, the transportation is convenient, and the decoration will not cost much." The landlord continued.
"Well, it's good, but there is no subway around, and you have to transfer to the bus if you want to take the subway." A young woman said.
"Hey, if there is a subway, can Ala sell it to Lennon for [-] square meters, at least this amount?" The landlord said with a smile after making an eighth with his hands.
"That's right, but isn't it for rent now? We want to buy it early, and then decorate it so that we can live in it." The man is more anxious.
"It's okay, when the time comes, Allah will find a reason to drive this little red guy out, don't worry." The landlord is bound to win.
"Okay, then it's confirmed. Let's make a contract. I'll give you the deposit first, and then I'll go through the formalities." The man looked around and was quite satisfied.
Then everyone left Su San's room.
"What? So you're my aunt's nephew's second cousin, my aunt's distant cousin?" A middle-aged man in a suit, pink polo shirt, and sharp hairstyle asked with a cigarette in his mouth.
"I heard that you came from the countryside to learn business from me?"
In front of the man was a young man dressed plainly, even in tatters, but his face was handsome and his figure was strong.
The middle-aged man looked at it for a while. This guy looked very energetic and good-looking. After a period of internship, he might be able to help me close a lot of orders. If he sells it to a man, he won’t be able to sell it. Salary, food should be fine, right?
"Okay, it's settled, there is no basic salary for the internship, and you will get a commission as much as you sell, and I won't let you work in vain. Follow me and get in the car!" The middle-aged man said.
Su San just followed him into his SUV in a daze.
"Your name is Su San? Is that the name?" The middle-aged man's name is Da Fei, and he runs a liquor store.
"Yeah." Su San hasn't figured out the situation yet, he is still recalling the news before the system crossing.
I read it silently a few times in my heart, but there was no system message. I guess I can only wait for the first side mission to ask again.
"Now I'll take you to talk about a project. I have to attract investment. As the saying goes, a good guy has three gangs, and you and I are still short of one." Da Fei said after puffing on his cigarette.
The suv drove to a scenic spot, where Su San saw the miniature versions of the Sydney Opera House, the White House, the Eiffel Tower, the Arc de Triomphe, the Pyramid and other landmarks around the world.
"It can be said that there are 360 lines, and each line has its own strengths! There are athletes in the Olympics, and there are monkey kings in monkey games!"
Da Fei parked the car next to a Wuzhishan scenic spot, and there was a burst of shouting from a distance.
"Dear guests and friends, today is full of guests. Your presence makes our Huaguoshan stage full of brilliance."
"Brother, who do you want to see?" Su San followed Da Fei and asked.
"A inheritor of the quintessence of the Chinese nation and the guardian of China's intangible cultural heritage, Geng Hao, when the time comes, you will have a sweet mouth. If you invite sponsorship, it will count as your commission." Da Fei said.
Su San followed Da Fei to the foot of Huaguo Mountain, where a host with curly hair was holding a ring box and introducing it to a man with short braids and glasses.
"Are you willing to take this gentle and kind woman as your wife?"
"Willing, willing, hurry up."
The man took the ring himself, looking impatient.
"Hello!" As soon as he finished speaking, the man answered the phone.
The host turned to a monkey in a wedding dress, lowered his head and said, "Will you marry this handsome guy?"
The monkey takes the ring.
The host said to himself: "Yes."
"Okay, the bride also took the symbol"
"Hey, hey, don't talk for now."
Before he finished speaking, Brother Braid interrupted him, indicating that he was on the phone.
"Brother, just him, the guardian of the intangible cultural heritage? The inheritor of the national quintessence?" Su San asked, pointing to the host in the distance.
"Ah? What's the matter?" Da Fei felt a little guilty.
"Isn't this a monkey trick?" Su San scratched her nose.
"Hey, how did you talk? Remember what I said just now. Just say this kind of thing in front of me, but don't say it in front of my buddies." Da Fei reminded.
"Don't you look at the monkey?" The two beauties asked suspiciously when they saw the braided brother turn around after answering the phone and leave.
"What's so good about being a monkey?" After speaking, he turned his head and threw the ring at the host's feet.
The audience in twos and twos on the audience stage were doing their own business, and the curly-haired host looked helpless.
Su San stepped forward, picked up the ring that fell on the ground, and handed it to the curly-haired host.
"What a poignant love story, it won't be able to keep the bridegroom Jin Chan out of his shell!" Da Fei joked.
"It seems that I have a chance. The second marriage is also worthy of blessing." Da Fei snatched the ring, walked to the side of the female monkey Huanhuan, and dragged it to Monkey Mountain.
"The bride is mine, let's go, enter the bridal chamber!"
The host looked at Su San, then followed Da Fei and left.
Su San followed closely.
The audience let out a burst of laughter.
Chapter 3 sent to thank the brothers and sisters who have been supporting for some investment to count votes
(End of this chapter)
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