Since I am Dasha Chun

Chapter 220
"call!"

After looking at it for a long time, my eyes were sore. Before the two of them finished, the second master blew in the five-poison enchanting incense into the small hole he had stuck.

Hey, it will take effect in half an hour, say hello to the blind man and the others, go down first!

Er Dangjia squinted his eyes, nodded, and then walked back.

"Su San, your cultivation level is not bad. At such a young age, how can you be willing to be a member of a small ax gang?" Chunsanniang asked leisurely after putting on her shoes, turning her head to look into Su San's eyes.

Too bad, when I pressed her acupuncture points just now, I subconsciously activated the acupuncture points with internal force to make people feel more relieved, but I forgot that she might be a spider spirit with Nascent Soul cultivation.

It's over, it's over, why are you so careless? I only blame myself for being too dedicated to everything I do, and a massage can reveal my identity as a cultivator.

I hope this devil doesn't discover his specific cultivation.

"Um, what..." Su San raised his head and saw her cold expression, cold sweat dripped from the back of his head.

No, let's find a way to divert this topic.

How to do how to do?
Su San racked her brains.

Got it!

"Miss Chun Thirty, it doesn't really matter what you do, it's just a profession, maybe it has a bright future, shall I tell you a joke about my profession?" Su San said.

"Oh? Since you have a leisurely mind, I can't be elegant? Tell me?" Chun Sanniang leaned on the chair, her thighs turned towards her second legs, and said.

"By the way, there used to be a village that heard bandits were about to attack." Su San saw that her expression was relaxed, and she also calmed down, and said slowly.

"That's why the village hid all the young women in the cellar, for fear that they would be ruined by bandits," Su San said.

"Oh, you mean, I'll send the sheep to the tiger's mouth?" Chunsanniang looked at Su San with a half-smile.

"Uh, Thirty Mother, as you said, who is the sheep and who is the tiger, maybe, but now it seems that you are the tiger and we are the sheep." Su San said helplessly.

"It's good to know, but if all the women in the village are robbed by bandits like you, I guess they won't hide." Chun Sanniang laughed.

"Hehe, there is a young woman who was looking around tremblingly, and suddenly found a 70-[-]-year-old grandma mixed in with her." Su San ignored Chun Sanniang and continued with emotion.

She suddenly became interested, and smiled and winked at Su San, signaling him to continue.

"The woman said to the old lady: Old lady, you don't really need to hide here?" Su San said.

"Do you know what the old lady said?" Su San asked.

"Hehe, I don't know." Chun Sanniang was quite cooperative.

"The old lady replied angrily: Why are you talking like that? There are old people among bandits!" Su San imitated the old lady's tone and said angrily.

Ding!
[Skill: The use of pistachios takes effect, humor value +10! 】

"Hahahaha!" Seeing that Su San's words and actions were very funny, Chunsanniang couldn't hold back, and laughed. The smile was pure and hearty, and it was a sweet smile, like a flower.

"Ms. Chun San, you look so beautiful when you smile!" Seeing this, Su San couldn't help but admire.

"What did you say?!" Suddenly, Chun Sanniang said coldly, her expression turned [-] degrees, and the atmosphere that was originally calm suddenly turned to freezing point.

"Do you know, who are you talking to?!" Chun Sanniang frowned, staring into Su San's eyes, and said word by word.

"Uh, I'm sorry, I said something wrong." Su San only felt that what was in front of her was not a beautiful woman at all, but a beast, a beast that could eat him at any time!

"Hmph, are you scared? Brother?" Chun Sanniang smiled again, and said lightly.

"Uh, no." Su San said in panic.

"Go, I'm tired." After finishing speaking, Chun Sanniang turned around, sat on the bed, and said without looking back.

Does this mean to see off guests?Fortunately, I didn't lose my virginity. If she really wants me, I really don't know what to do?Could it be that he would rather die than obey?
Or accept it with humiliation?
Su San thought to herself, then walked out of the room step by step and closed the door behind her.

This kid is really good, I will stay for two days to serve myself, I am tired from the journey today, I will enjoy it tomorrow, and when I finally find Tang Sanzang, I will have a good time and eat him and Tang monk meat together, wouldn't it be beautiful?

Chun Sanniang extinguished the candle with her hand, squinted her eyes, and a terrifying but rippling smile appeared on her face in the darkness.

Su San closed the door, then tiptoedly opened the interlayer of her clothes, and took out the scented bamboo tube that she had prepared earlier.

Su San held the bamboo tube, put it in his hand to observe carefully, and then sniffed it, a smell of inferior tobacco came out from the bamboo tube.

Is this the Five Poison Ecstasy Incense?How do you feel like inferior cigarettes?

It doesn’t matter, it’s good if it’s effective, at least it can force out the prototype of this poisonous spider, so that her strength will be greatly reduced, so that her own safety should be guaranteed, and Supreme Treasure will become Monkey King sooner. It seems that I have to manually push the plot down. up.

Now that he had made up his mind, Su San immediately went to do it. He imitated the costume dramas he had watched since he was a child, dipped his hands in saliva, and then prepared to make a hole in the window. Before his hand touched the window, he felt the hole.

Huh?It's so amazing, as long as you use saliva and make a movement, there will be a hole without touching the window?
Costume dramas don’t deceive me!
Su San nodded, then took out the bamboo tube, and blew into it.

"call!"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Some of the blown smoke overflowed to Su San's nose, and he accidentally took a puff, and coughed violently.

"What's going on?" Chunsanniang inside asked when she heard Su San coughing.

"Uh, it's okay, Spring Thirty Mother, you should rest earlier, it's cold, I caught a cold, and I have a cough." Su San immediately explained.

Ma Dan, why is this five-poison ecstasy incense so choking, it's like cigarettes rubbed out by hands!It scared the shit out of me, but fortunately we were smart enough not to be noticed by her.

Su San thought of this, quickened his pace and left here.

A big man who was anxiously waiting outside Chunsanniang's room touched his crotch for a long time, but he couldn't find anything.

"Blind man, did you steal my cigarettes? Are there any in my crotch?" The big man said to the blind man.

"No, no, shh, don't bother, be careful, the second master is coming." The blind man said, looking at the front with all his attention.

"Second master!"

"Second master!"

"Hey, hey hey hey, it's done! Just wait for the effect of the medicine to take effect!" The second master squinted his eyes and told everyone.

"Great!"

Everyone nodded.

"Second Master, did you take the bamboo tube cigarette I rubbed? I put it in my crotch and it's gone now." The big man asked.

"Bamboo smoke? Oh, right, yes, I saw it in your underwear when you took a shower before, and I took it, but I forgot to tell you." The second master suddenly realized.

"Oh, where's the cigarette, return it to me?" The big man stretched out his hand.

"Uh, where's the cigarette, where's the cigarette?" Er Dangjia touched his whole body.

"It seems to be at Su San's place. Too bad, what was given to him was not the Five Poison Ecstasy Incense! Hey, it's okay. Fortunately, I was smart and blew it myself." The second master said.

"Look, Su San is coming down!" The blind man suddenly shouted.

(End of this chapter)