Miman's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 242 Wade's determination

Wade can't help it?Of course there was no way, Wade was forced by the shield to take off his pants and disgusted Joson, but before he could unbutton it, the shield turned into a flying sword, slashing at Wade's life.

Although Wade can recover and is not afraid when he is gone, the pain is unavoidable. This kind of pain is unbearable for any man, so Wade waited obediently for Qiao Sen to sleep peacefully for two hours.

"Damn it! Why is this man full of things that I can't understand? Unexplained flying sword and shield, unexplained healing ability, unexplainable face, it feels like meeting a nemesis! No! No! It is impossible for me, Deadpool, to have a nemesis, I am the most shameless and the strongest!"

Wade cheered himself up, encouraged himself, and told himself that he was really good, really good, really really really good!

yes!Confidence gymnastics give me confidence!

Wade performed a mysterious dance to Joson, and he regained his confidence. Confidence gymnastics is like this, the effect is very good, I suggest you try it!
"Ah~ Oh, it seems that there are guests here. Is it because I'm sleepy?" Qiao Sen rubbed his sleepy eyes, pretending that he didn't remember Wade's arrival, and the moment he looked up and saw Wade, Qiao Sen Still amazed.

"What are you doing?!" Qiao Sen saw Wade facing away from him and facing the wall, moving his left and right hands back and forth, even though he didn't see each other, he laughed loudly, which made Qiao Sen panic!
"It's nothing, I'll leave you some souvenirs!" Wade raised his pants and turned around, smiling and winking at Qiao Sen.

Qiao Sen felt relieved, All Things Growth is awake, if Wade wants to do some indescribable disgusting behavior, All Things Growth will definitely stop it, but now it is obvious that there is no such thing, so it is estimated that Wade is doing something wrong.

"Just say what you are here for! Are you ready to turn into stone?" Qiao Sen was not only annoyed, but also intentionally threatened Wade.

"No, but I'm ready to become a woman. Vanessa is very supportive of me, envy me! My girlfriend is very supportive of me! You don't have it! What's the use of being good-looking and young! You're not single! Haha Ha ha!"

Wade suddenly discovered that he was much better than Qiao Sen. I have a girlfriend!
But Wade didn't see Joson's angry expression. Instead, he looked at him with a very pitiful, sad and funny expression.

"What does this expression mean? Are you pitying yourself as a handicraft artist who has been single for more than ten years? I know, it's okay, don't worry, I will be single for the rest of my life." Wade has already begun to curse.

Qiao Sen still shook his head calmly, "I was thinking, why does your girlfriend support you to become a woman? Is it dissatisfied with some aspects of you? Or is it because she doesn't love you in the first place."

"You fart! I mean she supports me for treatment! And I used a period at the end of that sentence! Do you understand the period?" Wade wanted to draw his knife angrily, but considering that he had to decide his own image soon If you are a doctor, just convince yourself not to be angry.

"Understood, no one understands periods better than me. Periods, there is a film and television actor in Rabbit Country who is also an actor in a sketch. I quite like it." Qiao Sen talked to Wade about the works of Mr. Periods in a serious manner.

"Ah! Lin Bei can't take it anymore, Lin Bei can't take it anymore, your mother forgot to be brainy when she gave birth to you! A period is a punctuation mark, you don't know, how did you learn it? A period means the end of a sentence, and a new sentence The beginning of the sentence reminds the reader that the meaning of the sentence has ended, do you understand now?"

Wade was not only a patient but also gave Qiao Sen a Chinese lesson.

"I know, I know, it's not because you are so anxious, let me make a little joke for you to brighten up the atmosphere, let's be serious, are you really sure you want to do this? It's dangerous, no joke!"

Qiao Sen confirmed with Wade with a serious expression.

"Of course! This is one of the few decisions I made when I was sober. This ability is not important to me, and this face is actually not important. What matters is whether I can live a normal life with Vanessa. I My thinking is very chaotic now, otherwise I would not be sought after by those who like so-called anti-heroes, but I am afraid that I will become more and more confused, what should I do if I am so confused that I don’t know Vanessa? I am so confused that I killed myself What about Vanessa? I dare not think about it, so I want to solve this hidden danger while I am still awake, for the sake of those I love and those who love me."

Wade suddenly got serious and said such a remark, which was clear and serious.

Qiao Sen looked at Wade in surprise, "Dude, if your fans know what you said, you will be destroyed!"

"Collapse? Do I still have a human design? It's just an undead monster full of swearing, shit and shit. Is this also considered a human design? Stop making trouble, Vanessa doesn't think so." Wade smiled self-deprecatingly, At the same time, he also confirmed his determination to have surgery.

"That is to say, our goal now is to make you no longer confused. As for the face, isn't it so important?"

"Of course it's important! Are you kidding me? I don't even want this ability anymore, and you still let me live with this face? No, of course not!" Wade was very excited.

Qiao Sen rubbed his eyebrows, "It will be difficult, it will be very difficult, and it will be very painful!"

"Pain? Dude, the feeling of suffering from cell division and nerve division every day is probably several times stronger than the pain you said. Don't worry, as long as it doesn't turn me into a stone or die, I can accept it. After all, it's already like this." , Right!" Wade patted Jonson on the shoulder so that he wouldn't be so stressed.

"Okay, let's do it. When do you have time? I guess it will be a long time this time." Johnson decided to help Wade.

"I've always had a lot of time. I haven't had any work lately. I feel like I've been forgotten, and no one has hired me." Wade said aggrievedly, knowing that he would be able to get things done if he received the money. , No one wants a mercenary with excellent reputation and strength, it is really sad.

"It's fine, but you'd better bring your girlfriend, she shouldn't be safe, and she might play some unexpected role by her side."

Johnson made a suggestion to Wade. In the movie version, Vanessa was shot to death, which is almost after Wade's first timeline, which is the current time. In order to prevent some accidents, it is still safe One point is good, and maybe it will have some miraculous effect, after all, there is always some miraculous power when a lover is by his side, except Ma Zhizhun!
"Ah? Do you need Vanessa to come?" Wade actually didn't want to, because he was a mercenary and offended the evil organization before, so the place where he lived was very hidden, and here is Joson. To be honest, it's more ostentatious.

"It's best to do this, for her safety and yours. I don't know how long it will take you to complete it. Are you relieved to put her there alone? And here we have the best security measures!"

Wade pointed to himself, "It's the second time I've broken into your window, how dare you say it's the best security measure?"

"That's because of the plot, otherwise you wouldn't even be able to see the window!" Qiao Sen said as a matter of course.

"You are more real than me in the plot"

(End of this chapter)