Miman's Bizarre Adventure
Chapter 166 The Spoon and the Crow
Chapter 166 The Spoon and the Crow
"What do you mean? Why didn't we let us go after we told you everything?" The crow didn't understand.
Qiao Sen looked at the two angry little crows and said with a smile, "Has it been a long time since you have dealt with people?"
"For a long time, we have never dealt with humans, okay? We are just simple tool birds. Why do we think so much?" It seems that these two birds still have a very accurate positioning of themselves, compared with those who are tools. Dog lickers who don't know it are much happier, at least they don't have to lie to themselves.
"Then it's over. I didn't say that if you said it, I would let you go. If I said it, I would break my promise, but this is just your wishful thinking. I didn't do anything. ensure."
Qiao Sen pointed to Thor behind him again, "Also, do you think that even if I promise you, this electric boy will let you go?"
Thor also cooperated very well with a burst of lightning all over his body.
"Look, what I said is right, so you stay here first, and when Loki stabilizes, we also find him. At that time, you can go wherever you like, okay?"
Qiao Sen's expression was standard and pleasant, but in the eyes of the two poor little crows, it was the smile of the devil. For the first time, the two innocent crows knew what it meant to be a devil in the world.
Facing Qiao Sen's kind inquiry (threat) question (threat), Fu Jin and Wu Ni nodded helplessly. What can they two weak, pitiful and helpless little crows do?
"That's good, that's right!" Qiao Sen suddenly remembered something.
"So, what's the matter?" Forney asked a little more courageously.
"Do you need something to eat?" Qiao Sen asked seriously.
Fu Jin and Wu Ni looked at each other and shook their heads at the same time, "No, no need, we never eat!"
"Really? You're welcome, we're in charge of the food." What Qiao Sen said this time was indeed very sincere. If people work, they must be fed. The previous threat was just to make the two crows He didn't dare to play those tricks with them. Now that he knew that these were just two extremely innocent little crows, Qiao Sen didn't want to be too harsh on them.
The crows still shook their heads together, "No, no, no, we really don't eat, we don't even need to drink water!"
"really?"
"real!"
"Okay." Since people never eat it, Qiao Sen doesn't want to force him to do so, so if you don't eat it, don't eat it, it's easy.
"Spoon! Let's work." Qiao Sen gestured to the spoon, and the spoon came over knowingly, picked up two crows, and put them in the lightning cage prepared by Thor. As long as Thor charged the cage on time every day, the two crows would A bird can't run away.
Not only did the two crows not have any fear of being held by the cat, but they both breathed a sigh of relief. As long as they were not around the devil, they were willing to enter the cat's belly.
After dealing with the two crows, Qiao Sen turned to Thor and said, "Man, I'm sorry."
Thor couldn't understand what Johnson meant, "Why are you apologizing? Is it because you threatened Loki's bird? It's okay."
Qiao Sen shook his head and said earnestly: "It has nothing to do with this, but I suddenly feel a little ashamed now, so I want to say sorry to you, and I hope you won't complain to me in the future."
"Did you do anything to apologize to me?"
"Maybe not."
"Oh, that's fine, as long as you don't take away my hammer, we'll be friends forever!" Thor put his arm around Johnson's shoulder and patted him.
Thor still thinks that someone snatching his hammer is the scariest thing in the world, so as long as he has the hammer in his hand, he has nothing to fear.
The shame and self-blame in Qiao Sen's heart became more and more serious. How could he deceive an honest man like this?In the end, all the emotions welled up in my heart, condensed into liquid again, and flowed down from the corner of my mouth uncontrollably.
Because, the spoon is ready for dinner.
It’s not that Joson has no conscience. As soon as he smelled the fragrance, Thor left Joson and ran away. Tony and Banner followed closely behind. Thor even pushed Joson on purpose to let him go slower. , which instantly wiped out Qiao Sen's regret.
Anyone who snatches my cat food will be killed no matter how far away!
After shouting the slogan in his heart, Qiao Sen ran to eat.
Today, there are still four dishes and one soup, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, sweet and sour pork ribs, twice-cooked pork, cold okra and fat fish head tofu soup.
Of course, these dishes are also extremely delicious, let’s not talk about how delicious they are, just like when playing Monster Hunter and eating cat food, you will carefully watch the cutscenes at the beginning, and you just right-click to skip it in the end, the same.
These few people ate like wind and clouds, which was delicious and satisfied their appetites, but beside their meal, there was a bird cage, in which there were two crows that never ate or drank according to their own words.
But now these two crows are dripping saliva along their beaks. There is a puddle of water under the cage, and this cage is a thunder bird cage. Electricity, and then the electricity is still dripping, they really can't stand the fragrance!
Fu Jin, who was at the side, banged his head against the cage until the hairs on his head were scorched and did not stop.
He regrets it!
Just now why did you say you don’t want to eat? People asked me several times whether to eat or not, and they all said to take care of the food. I was still afraid of some conspiracy, so now I can only watch him eat, so regretful! !
Tangshao actually kept looking at the two crows. Seeing the drooling crows, Tangshao almost couldn't hold back his aloof temperament image.
Tang Spoon suddenly jumped to the front of the cage and stared at the two crows whose intestines were green with regret.
"Huh?" Fujin was still lowering his head and bumping into the cage. Wu Ni found the spoon and tried hard to hold back his saliva. He had already lost face in front of a human, and he must not let a humble and inferior human pet see the joke. ,no way!
"Meow?" Do you want to eat?
"Gah." No, don't eat!
"Meow meow." I can let you have a taste.
"Really?" Fu Jin stopped his Li Dazui behavior.
"Meow~, meow." Of course, I made this meal.
"What!!" The crow was shocked!
"You know how to cook? You just left us here, and then you didn't even enter the kitchen for 3 minutes and you cooked so many meals?" Fu Jin was the first to discover something was wrong.
Tang Shao nodded, "Isn't this normal?"
"Normal wool, how did you do it?" Wu Ni was curious, he thought the cat was a magician.
"I just used the left button of the mouse. Do you want to eat it or not? I asked you because you are so greedy." Tangshao felt that the two crows really talked a lot.
Fu Jin was unhappy, "Greedy? You say we are greedy? It's ridiculous! We have lived for nearly 8000 years, and we have never eaten anything delicious, kitten. To be honest, the good things we have eaten, More hairy than you, have you ever seen a smoothie in Jotunheim? Have you ever had Ray Beef in Asgard? You haven't even heard of it, and you still say we're greedy? Right, man? "
Fu Jin touched Wu Ni with his wings and asked him to make a statement.
Tangshao also looked at Wuni, but Forney didn't want to pay attention.
"I want to eat! Please!" Wu Ni roared.
"You!" Fu Jin looked at Wu Ni in disbelief.Didn't you just want to lose birds to human pets?how?
Wu Ni also saw Fu Jin's expression, and said helplessly: "Ah Fu, I found out that once the bottom line is broken, the bottom line will be broken without a lower limit."
(End of this chapter)
"What do you mean? Why didn't we let us go after we told you everything?" The crow didn't understand.
Qiao Sen looked at the two angry little crows and said with a smile, "Has it been a long time since you have dealt with people?"
"For a long time, we have never dealt with humans, okay? We are just simple tool birds. Why do we think so much?" It seems that these two birds still have a very accurate positioning of themselves, compared with those who are tools. Dog lickers who don't know it are much happier, at least they don't have to lie to themselves.
"Then it's over. I didn't say that if you said it, I would let you go. If I said it, I would break my promise, but this is just your wishful thinking. I didn't do anything. ensure."
Qiao Sen pointed to Thor behind him again, "Also, do you think that even if I promise you, this electric boy will let you go?"
Thor also cooperated very well with a burst of lightning all over his body.
"Look, what I said is right, so you stay here first, and when Loki stabilizes, we also find him. At that time, you can go wherever you like, okay?"
Qiao Sen's expression was standard and pleasant, but in the eyes of the two poor little crows, it was the smile of the devil. For the first time, the two innocent crows knew what it meant to be a devil in the world.
Facing Qiao Sen's kind inquiry (threat) question (threat), Fu Jin and Wu Ni nodded helplessly. What can they two weak, pitiful and helpless little crows do?
"That's good, that's right!" Qiao Sen suddenly remembered something.
"So, what's the matter?" Forney asked a little more courageously.
"Do you need something to eat?" Qiao Sen asked seriously.
Fu Jin and Wu Ni looked at each other and shook their heads at the same time, "No, no need, we never eat!"
"Really? You're welcome, we're in charge of the food." What Qiao Sen said this time was indeed very sincere. If people work, they must be fed. The previous threat was just to make the two crows He didn't dare to play those tricks with them. Now that he knew that these were just two extremely innocent little crows, Qiao Sen didn't want to be too harsh on them.
The crows still shook their heads together, "No, no, no, we really don't eat, we don't even need to drink water!"
"really?"
"real!"
"Okay." Since people never eat it, Qiao Sen doesn't want to force him to do so, so if you don't eat it, don't eat it, it's easy.
"Spoon! Let's work." Qiao Sen gestured to the spoon, and the spoon came over knowingly, picked up two crows, and put them in the lightning cage prepared by Thor. As long as Thor charged the cage on time every day, the two crows would A bird can't run away.
Not only did the two crows not have any fear of being held by the cat, but they both breathed a sigh of relief. As long as they were not around the devil, they were willing to enter the cat's belly.
After dealing with the two crows, Qiao Sen turned to Thor and said, "Man, I'm sorry."
Thor couldn't understand what Johnson meant, "Why are you apologizing? Is it because you threatened Loki's bird? It's okay."
Qiao Sen shook his head and said earnestly: "It has nothing to do with this, but I suddenly feel a little ashamed now, so I want to say sorry to you, and I hope you won't complain to me in the future."
"Did you do anything to apologize to me?"
"Maybe not."
"Oh, that's fine, as long as you don't take away my hammer, we'll be friends forever!" Thor put his arm around Johnson's shoulder and patted him.
Thor still thinks that someone snatching his hammer is the scariest thing in the world, so as long as he has the hammer in his hand, he has nothing to fear.
The shame and self-blame in Qiao Sen's heart became more and more serious. How could he deceive an honest man like this?In the end, all the emotions welled up in my heart, condensed into liquid again, and flowed down from the corner of my mouth uncontrollably.
Because, the spoon is ready for dinner.
It’s not that Joson has no conscience. As soon as he smelled the fragrance, Thor left Joson and ran away. Tony and Banner followed closely behind. Thor even pushed Joson on purpose to let him go slower. , which instantly wiped out Qiao Sen's regret.
Anyone who snatches my cat food will be killed no matter how far away!
After shouting the slogan in his heart, Qiao Sen ran to eat.
Today, there are still four dishes and one soup, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, sweet and sour pork ribs, twice-cooked pork, cold okra and fat fish head tofu soup.
Of course, these dishes are also extremely delicious, let’s not talk about how delicious they are, just like when playing Monster Hunter and eating cat food, you will carefully watch the cutscenes at the beginning, and you just right-click to skip it in the end, the same.
These few people ate like wind and clouds, which was delicious and satisfied their appetites, but beside their meal, there was a bird cage, in which there were two crows that never ate or drank according to their own words.
But now these two crows are dripping saliva along their beaks. There is a puddle of water under the cage, and this cage is a thunder bird cage. Electricity, and then the electricity is still dripping, they really can't stand the fragrance!
Fu Jin, who was at the side, banged his head against the cage until the hairs on his head were scorched and did not stop.
He regrets it!
Just now why did you say you don’t want to eat? People asked me several times whether to eat or not, and they all said to take care of the food. I was still afraid of some conspiracy, so now I can only watch him eat, so regretful! !
Tangshao actually kept looking at the two crows. Seeing the drooling crows, Tangshao almost couldn't hold back his aloof temperament image.
Tang Spoon suddenly jumped to the front of the cage and stared at the two crows whose intestines were green with regret.
"Huh?" Fujin was still lowering his head and bumping into the cage. Wu Ni found the spoon and tried hard to hold back his saliva. He had already lost face in front of a human, and he must not let a humble and inferior human pet see the joke. ,no way!
"Meow?" Do you want to eat?
"Gah." No, don't eat!
"Meow meow." I can let you have a taste.
"Really?" Fu Jin stopped his Li Dazui behavior.
"Meow~, meow." Of course, I made this meal.
"What!!" The crow was shocked!
"You know how to cook? You just left us here, and then you didn't even enter the kitchen for 3 minutes and you cooked so many meals?" Fu Jin was the first to discover something was wrong.
Tang Shao nodded, "Isn't this normal?"
"Normal wool, how did you do it?" Wu Ni was curious, he thought the cat was a magician.
"I just used the left button of the mouse. Do you want to eat it or not? I asked you because you are so greedy." Tangshao felt that the two crows really talked a lot.
Fu Jin was unhappy, "Greedy? You say we are greedy? It's ridiculous! We have lived for nearly 8000 years, and we have never eaten anything delicious, kitten. To be honest, the good things we have eaten, More hairy than you, have you ever seen a smoothie in Jotunheim? Have you ever had Ray Beef in Asgard? You haven't even heard of it, and you still say we're greedy? Right, man? "
Fu Jin touched Wu Ni with his wings and asked him to make a statement.
Tangshao also looked at Wuni, but Forney didn't want to pay attention.
"I want to eat! Please!" Wu Ni roared.
"You!" Fu Jin looked at Wu Ni in disbelief.Didn't you just want to lose birds to human pets?how?
Wu Ni also saw Fu Jin's expression, and said helplessly: "Ah Fu, I found out that once the bottom line is broken, the bottom line will be broken without a lower limit."
(End of this chapter)
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