Miman's Bizarre Adventure
Chapter 140 God, don't eat salt!
Chapter 140 God, don't eat salt!
Thor vomits blood purely because he feels that there is no hope for his life. When most people think that the food that is not delicious is delicious, either you give up your persistence and force yourself to eat it, or you show your mighty power. This group of people with bad tongues are going to die.
However, it is a pity that Thor does not have great power now.
"What should I do? They will definitely think that I am finding fault on purpose, and even Banner will definitely force me to finish eating those things! What should I do? What should I do? Who can come and save me!"
Thor was crying in his heart, wishing someone could save him, or his tongue, and then he felt a furry thing slapping himself.
"What?" Thor opened his eyes and saw a furry tail slapping his face up and down, and the owner of the tail was looking down at him.
A big blue and white cat with two different colored eyes is looking at Thor.
"Who are you?" Thor temporarily forgot the troubles he was about to face, but began to communicate with the big cat.
This cat is the spoon that came with Joson. After seeing the blood spit out by Thor, the spoon ran over to observe Thor curiously. Now, after waking Thor up with his tail, the spoon meowed a few times. Voice.
"You asked me to open my mouth?" Thor could understand Tangshao's words. After all, he was a protoss, and Thor could talk to people of different races on different planets. We know it's because all the people who can open their mouths in the movie speak English, but in In this world, the protoss of Asgard have a talent that can understand other languages, of course, they can only communicate with each other.
Tangshao didn't seem to be surprised that Thor could understand what he said, but nodded, indicating that Thor was right.
Thor said with some doubts: "Why do I open my mouth? What do you want to do? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa?"
As soon as he speaks, he must open his mouth. When he opened his mouth, he picked a spoon of a similar size and stabbed it in with his paw.
Thor almost didn't spit it out, a furry paw stuck into his mouth and stretched directly into his throat, Thor felt like he was going to spit it out.
The spoon fiddled with Thor's mouth for a while, then shook it vigorously a few more times, and pulled it out with a bang.
Thor opened his mouth and was about to vomit, but the spoon flicked on Thor's chin, lifting Thor's head up, and Thor who was about to vomit was pulled back by this blow.
"Wow T﹏T!!" Thor cried, covering his throat. This feeling is actually very uncomfortable, and comrades who drink and drink should understand it very well.
Tangshao stood up, walked to Qiao Sen on his hind legs, raised his right paw, "Meow~meow!"
Qiao Sen frowned, "Wash your hands!"
"Meow~" the spoon twisted and twisted to wash his hands.
Banner looked stunned, "Can you talk to animals?"
Banner wasn't surprised that Thor could understand Tang Spoon. After all, it wasn't a breed, and it couldn't be judged by human standards, but Joson could be worth studying.
"No, I can only understand Tangshao's words. The relationship between the two of us is very complicated, and Tangshao is not an ordinary cat."
Qiao Sen looked at the somewhat excited Banner, and said to himself that if you knew that I could still communicate with plants, Banner would probably think of putting Qiao Sen in the laboratory for research every day.
"Oh, that's right, the little guy's name is Spoon, what did it just say?" Banner was curious about what the spoon found after playing with Thor's mouth for a while.
"He said he knew why Thor couldn't eat our food." Johnson translated for Banner.
"Huh? Can't eat it?" Banner grasped the key point, "He means that Thor is allergic to certain ingredients in our food?"
Banner thought for a moment before using the word.
"I don't know, I'll talk about it when he comes back." Qiao Sen pointed to the spoon that was washing his hands.
Banner also looked surprised at the two little white paws rubbing the paw-washing spoon with each other like humans, and then he saw that the spoon dripped some hand sanitizer by itself and continued to clean the paws.
"Joseon, do you say it's not an ordinary cat because it has awakened some ability?" Banner asked.
"Uh, well, anyway, you know he's very smart." Qiao Sen couldn't explain the problem with Banner, so he just followed what Banner said.
"Hmm~, a very powerful kitten." Banner looked at the spoon with a twinkle in his eyes.
"I'm telling you, don't come up with any bad ideas. He's very powerful. Even if you call Hulk out when he's crazy, it's hard to deal with it!" Johnson warned Banner not to think of any weird things. Crazy, but also very troublesome.
"I know, I know." Banner smiled at Johnson, not sure if he listened or not.
After washing his hands, he found a hair dryer, plugged it in, put the hair dryer in the ground, and then turned on the switch to dry his hair.
Banner's eyes were almost out of focus, "That's amazing, Joson!"
Qiao Sen patted Banner to signal that he didn't need to make such a fuss.
Because the spoon has more operations that can make him startle the eyeballs, these are just pediatrics.
Tangshao finished blowing his little claws, and came to Qiao Sen to continue talking about the topic just now.
"Meow meow meow~" Tangshao continued to tell Qiao Sen about his discovery.
So what did the spoon find?
In fact, the most important thing is the blood spit out by Thor, which attracted the attention of the spoon. The spoon is an Elle cat, not a creature of this world. When he saw Thor's blood, he felt a little familiar, so he observed it carefully. That puddle of blood.
Although Tangshao does not have a substitute, he does have knowledge in Monster Hunter World. When Qiao Sen was playing games, he went hunting with Qiao Sen. stronghold) to learn from various scholars.
And after he was placed into this world from Monster Hunting World by the great god, the previous knowledge was solidified in his mind, and he would never forget it, but it was almost useless here, because there were no ancient dragons and monsters in this world Creatures.
But today Thor's blood reminded him of one thing, which is about the body composition of monsters, which is the difference in body structure of different races.
As the same race, Johnson and Banner, although they have various differences, they are still creatures of the same race, so even if there are some individual physical differences, they are still of the same race in the final analysis. The required conditions are roughly the same.
But Thor is different, he is not human, his whole family is not human, and not even from the same planet, because the body structure is completely different, so the needs of the living environment are also different.
After the spoon observed Thor's blood, he fiddled with Thor's mouth for a while, just to verify that Thor didn't need any substance on the earth at all, and finally let the spoon find it.
Thor needs no salt!
Because of the difference in body structure, Thor's body does not need to take in salt like humans at all, because human beings have difficulty maintaining an appropriate blood volume due to lack of salt, resulting in general fatigue, and even coma and shock.
But Thor's body always maintains an appropriate blood volume. Whenever he ingests salt, his body will remind him that he doesn't need it, which will destroy his body balance. Some strong dishes are so resistant.
Qiao Sen and Banner suddenly realized after listening to it. In fact, if Banner studied Thor's body carefully, he could also find it, but he always thought that Thor was resisting learning and deliberately saying that his food was unpalatable, so he was like this.
Qiao Sen looked at Thor who had also listened to Tang Spoon's narration, and said, "I didn't expect you to be a light taster!"
"What? Can't you?"
"Okay, but the long smell is too strong!"
(End of this chapter)
Thor vomits blood purely because he feels that there is no hope for his life. When most people think that the food that is not delicious is delicious, either you give up your persistence and force yourself to eat it, or you show your mighty power. This group of people with bad tongues are going to die.
However, it is a pity that Thor does not have great power now.
"What should I do? They will definitely think that I am finding fault on purpose, and even Banner will definitely force me to finish eating those things! What should I do? What should I do? Who can come and save me!"
Thor was crying in his heart, wishing someone could save him, or his tongue, and then he felt a furry thing slapping himself.
"What?" Thor opened his eyes and saw a furry tail slapping his face up and down, and the owner of the tail was looking down at him.
A big blue and white cat with two different colored eyes is looking at Thor.
"Who are you?" Thor temporarily forgot the troubles he was about to face, but began to communicate with the big cat.
This cat is the spoon that came with Joson. After seeing the blood spit out by Thor, the spoon ran over to observe Thor curiously. Now, after waking Thor up with his tail, the spoon meowed a few times. Voice.
"You asked me to open my mouth?" Thor could understand Tangshao's words. After all, he was a protoss, and Thor could talk to people of different races on different planets. We know it's because all the people who can open their mouths in the movie speak English, but in In this world, the protoss of Asgard have a talent that can understand other languages, of course, they can only communicate with each other.
Tangshao didn't seem to be surprised that Thor could understand what he said, but nodded, indicating that Thor was right.
Thor said with some doubts: "Why do I open my mouth? What do you want to do? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa?"
As soon as he speaks, he must open his mouth. When he opened his mouth, he picked a spoon of a similar size and stabbed it in with his paw.
Thor almost didn't spit it out, a furry paw stuck into his mouth and stretched directly into his throat, Thor felt like he was going to spit it out.
The spoon fiddled with Thor's mouth for a while, then shook it vigorously a few more times, and pulled it out with a bang.
Thor opened his mouth and was about to vomit, but the spoon flicked on Thor's chin, lifting Thor's head up, and Thor who was about to vomit was pulled back by this blow.
"Wow T﹏T!!" Thor cried, covering his throat. This feeling is actually very uncomfortable, and comrades who drink and drink should understand it very well.
Tangshao stood up, walked to Qiao Sen on his hind legs, raised his right paw, "Meow~meow!"
Qiao Sen frowned, "Wash your hands!"
"Meow~" the spoon twisted and twisted to wash his hands.
Banner looked stunned, "Can you talk to animals?"
Banner wasn't surprised that Thor could understand Tang Spoon. After all, it wasn't a breed, and it couldn't be judged by human standards, but Joson could be worth studying.
"No, I can only understand Tangshao's words. The relationship between the two of us is very complicated, and Tangshao is not an ordinary cat."
Qiao Sen looked at the somewhat excited Banner, and said to himself that if you knew that I could still communicate with plants, Banner would probably think of putting Qiao Sen in the laboratory for research every day.
"Oh, that's right, the little guy's name is Spoon, what did it just say?" Banner was curious about what the spoon found after playing with Thor's mouth for a while.
"He said he knew why Thor couldn't eat our food." Johnson translated for Banner.
"Huh? Can't eat it?" Banner grasped the key point, "He means that Thor is allergic to certain ingredients in our food?"
Banner thought for a moment before using the word.
"I don't know, I'll talk about it when he comes back." Qiao Sen pointed to the spoon that was washing his hands.
Banner also looked surprised at the two little white paws rubbing the paw-washing spoon with each other like humans, and then he saw that the spoon dripped some hand sanitizer by itself and continued to clean the paws.
"Joseon, do you say it's not an ordinary cat because it has awakened some ability?" Banner asked.
"Uh, well, anyway, you know he's very smart." Qiao Sen couldn't explain the problem with Banner, so he just followed what Banner said.
"Hmm~, a very powerful kitten." Banner looked at the spoon with a twinkle in his eyes.
"I'm telling you, don't come up with any bad ideas. He's very powerful. Even if you call Hulk out when he's crazy, it's hard to deal with it!" Johnson warned Banner not to think of any weird things. Crazy, but also very troublesome.
"I know, I know." Banner smiled at Johnson, not sure if he listened or not.
After washing his hands, he found a hair dryer, plugged it in, put the hair dryer in the ground, and then turned on the switch to dry his hair.
Banner's eyes were almost out of focus, "That's amazing, Joson!"
Qiao Sen patted Banner to signal that he didn't need to make such a fuss.
Because the spoon has more operations that can make him startle the eyeballs, these are just pediatrics.
Tangshao finished blowing his little claws, and came to Qiao Sen to continue talking about the topic just now.
"Meow meow meow~" Tangshao continued to tell Qiao Sen about his discovery.
So what did the spoon find?
In fact, the most important thing is the blood spit out by Thor, which attracted the attention of the spoon. The spoon is an Elle cat, not a creature of this world. When he saw Thor's blood, he felt a little familiar, so he observed it carefully. That puddle of blood.
Although Tangshao does not have a substitute, he does have knowledge in Monster Hunter World. When Qiao Sen was playing games, he went hunting with Qiao Sen. stronghold) to learn from various scholars.
And after he was placed into this world from Monster Hunting World by the great god, the previous knowledge was solidified in his mind, and he would never forget it, but it was almost useless here, because there were no ancient dragons and monsters in this world Creatures.
But today Thor's blood reminded him of one thing, which is about the body composition of monsters, which is the difference in body structure of different races.
As the same race, Johnson and Banner, although they have various differences, they are still creatures of the same race, so even if there are some individual physical differences, they are still of the same race in the final analysis. The required conditions are roughly the same.
But Thor is different, he is not human, his whole family is not human, and not even from the same planet, because the body structure is completely different, so the needs of the living environment are also different.
After the spoon observed Thor's blood, he fiddled with Thor's mouth for a while, just to verify that Thor didn't need any substance on the earth at all, and finally let the spoon find it.
Thor needs no salt!
Because of the difference in body structure, Thor's body does not need to take in salt like humans at all, because human beings have difficulty maintaining an appropriate blood volume due to lack of salt, resulting in general fatigue, and even coma and shock.
But Thor's body always maintains an appropriate blood volume. Whenever he ingests salt, his body will remind him that he doesn't need it, which will destroy his body balance. Some strong dishes are so resistant.
Qiao Sen and Banner suddenly realized after listening to it. In fact, if Banner studied Thor's body carefully, he could also find it, but he always thought that Thor was resisting learning and deliberately saying that his food was unpalatable, so he was like this.
Qiao Sen looked at Thor who had also listened to Tang Spoon's narration, and said, "I didn't expect you to be a light taster!"
"What? Can't you?"
"Okay, but the long smell is too strong!"
(End of this chapter)
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