live animal world

Chapter 85 85. Oily Noodles
Su Yun
Physical fitness: 1.3
Animal affinity: 3
『Main task: mix with wolves for 72 hours!

Mission Location: NMG』

(Please enter the Mongolian grassland within three days)

Task rewards: randomly rewarded by the system.

Su Yun sat on the sofa and looked at the illusory projection in front of him. After two weeks, the silent system finally spoke again.

"The destination this time turned out to be in the Mongolian grassland!" Su Yun muttered to himself in a daze.

This season is in winter, and the snow on the NMG grassland is deeper than the snow in the Changbai Mountain forest.

Is this on the snow bar?Can't you go to those sunny places?

"What are you talking about?" The parrot squatted next to it, swiped its paw, and then naturally threw two coins into an up owner. Su Yun saw a toothache. This dog has saved his own coins for a long time. In a week, this parrot was almost bankrupted by Su Yun, and everyone gave them coins. Isn't it good to prostitute for nothing?
Su Yun angrily pulled the tablet out from under the parrot's feet, and then patted the parrot under the sofa with his backhand.

"Are you a philanthropist? I spent more than 3000 coins in two weeks?" Su Yun flipped through his coin balance, his eyes darkened with anger, "Do you know how long I spent whoring for nothing to save so much?" coins?"

"Are you staying at Station B every day? You spent all your money on me in two weeks!" Su Yun was so angry that he was shaking all over. This was a betrayal of the prostitutes.

"You can reward me if you want! This is my freedom, and whoring for nothing is shameful!" The parrot was so frightened that it scurried away from under the coffee table, flew to the TV, and yelled at Su Yun.

Su Yun suddenly got up and pointed at the other party's nose and cursed, "Then you don't use your own account to insert coins, what are you doing with mine? I'll beat you to death."

The parrot snorted, and jumped onto the chandelier, "I have a first-class number, where did I get the coins, whoever doesn't use yours?"

Su Yun looked at the parrot on the chandelier, stomped his feet angrily, and sat on the sofa helplessly. This grandson's IQ is too high. Electronic products will be used after two or three times. Just look at it, and Su Yun doesn't shy away from parroting the passwords of tablets, mobile phones, etc., and then this bastard is addicted to swiping when he turns on the phone!
Opening his own Bizhan homepage, there was still 1 coin displayed. Su Yun exited the page with a dark face, and then clicked into his own recommendation page. The recommendation page was full of young ladies dancing, and the cover was also exposed. All legs.

"What the hell have you watched? Why did Big Data recommend these videos to me? Those who don't know think I'm an old pervert!" Su Yun raised his forehead, suddenly wondering if it was a mistake to take in the parrot.

The parrot didn't feel ashamed at all, but proudly said, "The love of beauty is the nature of all creatures, and I can't be exempt from it!"

With a toothache, Su Yun clicked on his live broadcast page and updated the content of the next live broadcast. Su Yun directly set the time for tomorrow.

There are sporadic people posting barrage in the live broadcast room at the moment, which is outrageous.

Exit the live broadcast page, click on popular videos, and see if there is anything new recently.Suddenly, Su Yun was attracted by a video whose cover happened to be a photo of a parrot, so he subconsciously clicked into the video page.

"Hello everyone, my name is Cai Dajun." The video begins with a middle-aged and elderly man with oily hair and white powder on his face. It seems that there is something wrong with him.

"Because of my personal reasons, I went out for fifteen days." Cai Dajun was a little sad when he said this, "so the parrot I depended on ran away from home."

Then there are more than a dozen selfies with the parrot. In the selfie, the man is smiling happily, but the parrot always has disgust in his eyes. In most of the photos, the parrot is being hugged by a man, so there is no room for struggle.

"My parrot and I are very affectionate. When I found out that it disappeared at home, my heart was broken." The man said here, tears seemed to come out of his eyes.

"Just when I thought I was going to lose it, the moment of change came. I actually found a parrot on the Internet that looked exactly like my parrot, so I started looking for information about this parrot. I was very happy. Yes, this parrot is my family. Now it is adopted by the kind-hearted Mr. Su. If Mr. Su sees this video of mine, please contact me. I am willing to pay. I really love my parrot and I believe it does too. !”

Then the title is the name of Kuang @苏云's live broadcast room.

The video ended here, so Su Yun opened the comment section.

[So what the hell is it that you were reported by your own parrot for prostitution?Where do you have the face to return to Master Bird?Would you like to match? 】

[I'm dying of laughter. All I saw in these photos were Master Bird being forcibly hugged for a group photo. Seeing Lord Bird's disgusted expression, I was dying of laughter! 】

[As a viewer who understands the reasons behind this, I really didn't see that Master Bird loves this old man. 】

[This old man thoroughly explained the image of oily noodles to me, like a ghost. 】

[A weak question, who is Master Bird?Am I out of the world?The speed of change on the Internet is too fast]

The parrot jumped onto Su Yun's shoulder the moment the sound of the video appeared. After watching the entire video, the parrot jumped on Su Yun's shoulder angrily, "This bastard, this bastard, I'm so mad!"

"Fart the whole story!"

The parrot scolded loudly.

Su Yun looked at the parrot amusedly, "So?"

The parrot immediately scolded, "So this bastard wants to cheat you back. If you cheat me back, I will definitely have no good fruit to eat. I reported him for prostitution. This bastard has no good intentions!"

Then, the parrot looked at Su Yun nervously, "Will you send me back?"

Su Yun smiled and said, "Then do you want to go back?"

The parrot rolled his eyes, "Then I definitely don't want to!"

"Then I definitely can't send you back. According to what you said, this guy has no good intentions. Isn't sending you back just to hurt you?"

Only then did the parrot feel relieved, and then cursed, "Record a video for me, I'm going to hate him, you bastard, you want to trick me back."

Su Yun cheerfully turned on the front camera of the tablet, and pointed it at the parrot.

"Speak, let's start!"

The parrot immediately looked at the camera, and then said cursingly, "You bastard, you are a real grandson, and you still want to trick you back?"

"Do you want me to lie to you and let you go whore?"

"I didn't expect that, Grandpa reported you directly. Grandpa ran out with great difficulty. Do you still want to trick Grandpa and me back?"

"You're a 58-year-old man who thinks about whoring every day. You don't want to be ashamed, you're a trash."

Su Yun shook his head when he heard it, and pushed it aside angrily, "Can you fucking stop swearing, what's your quality?"

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