live animal world

Chapter 23 23. The Demon

In the end, Su Yun still fed the other party.

It was really because the other party was too annoying, arguing for dinner, Su Yun started singing directly while sleeping, almost sent Su Yun away with a broken voice.

Unbearable and unavoidable, Su Yun could only disarm and surrender.

early morning.

Su Yun sat up sleepily, looked expressionlessly at the opened tent, and then at the parrot in the corner of the tent nibbling nuts with sparkling eyes.

Immediately, it was like scolding a mother, calmed down, and kicked the eating parrot to the ground.

If you love animals, you love animals. Sometimes it depends on the situation.

"Your uncle, you bastard!" The parrot stood up and pecked at Su Yun's foot.

Su Yun grabbed his neck and threw it aside, and opened the live broadcast room directly.

The drone floated up and started a new day of live broadcast.

"Grandson, you dare to hit me." Seeing that Wuli was no match, the parrot immediately began to take advantage of the conversation.

"Go away, eat my food and drink my food, open the tent and wake me up from the cold in the morning, bastard, if I wasn't a kind-hearted person, you would have been the protagonist of the parrot soup last night." Su Yun was not to be outdone.

Last night, Su Yun could see the face of the other party clearly. He was extremely smart, and his vocabulary was comparable to that of the sixth grade elementary school, and his IQ was so high that he could basically have a conversation as a primary school student.

And he really likes to take advantage of verbal advantages, if he can't take advantage of it, he will start to be annoying.

[Morning, the anchor is dedicated enough]

【what happened? 】

[I saw a parrot scolding the anchor in the live broadcast room]

【Mom, this parrot is still alive】

[The anchor loves animals, if he puts it on me, I will kill that bastard last night when he frightened me]

Su Yun was packing his luggage while watching the live broadcast room.

"Good morning everyone, there was something unexpected last night. For those who don't know, you can check out the live broadcast room." As he said that, Su Yun quickly put on his clothes.Look at the rising sun in the east.

It was a sunny day, and the snow had deepened again. It seemed that the snow last night was quite persistent.

"Let's continue to go into the mountains today. We've already popularized the science of lynx, five-eyed eyebrow, roe deer and sable. It's a pity that we didn't catch up with the weasel!"

"Next, I will take you to continue to know other animals, of course it depends on what we can encounter!"

"And our ultimate goal is the Siberian tiger. If we don't find each other, we won't leave this forest!"

Just as Su Yun finished speaking, the parrot flew to Su Yun's backpack and shouted, "Let's go!"

Su Yun shook his backpack angrily, "Get out of here, I don't want to see you again!"

"Under the bridge in front of the door, a group of ducks swam past!" The parrot came with its mouth open, its paws tightly grasping Su Yun's backpack, motionless.

Su Yun's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

【Pfft, I'm drinking water, where did this parrot come from?It's so funny]

[I suggest going upstairs to search for last night's live broadcast, the first half will scare you to death]

[This parrot is too damaged, and it's too smart, I don't know how its original owner taught it! 】

【His original owner was arrested for prostitution】

【Ha ha ha ha】

[The anchor sees it and replies to me, let's discuss the signing of the contract]

Su Yun let out a breath, it seemed that he couldn't get rid of the other party, and the other party depended on him even more.

"You can leave me no matter what you want!"

"impossible!"

Su Yun had a headache and said, "When I get out of the forest, I will take you to find your original owner."

"Just him? The old man, all he thinks about is shit all day long, I've already fired him!" the parrot swaggered.

"Then you are relying on me now?" Su Yun said angrily.

"We live together! I think you are quite lonely alone."

"Where did you learn these words?"

"I can watch TV!"

Su Yun was completely defeated by the parrot. He took a deep breath, warned himself not to be angry, and said, "I'll give you all the food I have left, and you leave me!"

"I can still tell the difference between a full meal and a full meal!"

[Hahahaha, what a miserable anchor! 】

[Leave him alone, this parrot knows how to broadcast live too well! 】

[This parrot is amazing, it can watch TV]

[Chaoguan is so pitiful, I want to sign a contract with the anchor but the anchor doesn't answer! 】

[Last night, I started looking for the anchor to sign a contract, but it's like the anchor didn't see it]

"Okay!" Su Yun compromised, this is good, there is a parrot and a companion, although the other party's mouth is a bit damaged.

"Let's go!" the parrot began to shout again.

Su Yun had no choice but to go on the road.

"Since you followed me voluntarily, I have to give you a name." Su Yun said as he walked.

There are countless word combinations and separations in my mind.The barrage also started to attack.

【Called red neck】

[Call it green, the whole body is mostly green, I think it's quite appropriate]

[I am most annoyed with names, and it would be better to kill me than to name them]

[Anchor, do you sign a contract?Go back]

Su Yun thought hard, the parrot understood Su Yun's meaning, and began to look at what kind of name Su Yun could come up with.

As for the names in the barrage live broadcast room, Su Yun didn't even bother to look at them. There were none that could be used. You expected a group of crooked people to give you a decent name.

Want to eat fart.

"What name did your previous master give you?" Su Yun asked casually.

The parrot tilted its head, trimmed Su Yun's hair, and said, "The bastard doesn't have time to name me, he's busy with his own business all day long!"

"What's the matter?" Su Yun was curious!
"Whoring! And you're taking me to my own house!"

"Then, he was arrested? Didn't we agree on whoring money?" Su Yun has always had a strong curiosity about gossip.

The bullet screens in the live broadcast room were full of doubts, which seemed to hurt their hearts.

When the parrot heard this, it raised its head arrogantly, shook its head and said, "I was arrested by calling the police!"

Su Yun's eyes widened suddenly, a bird, will call the police?
"You still call?" Su Yun was surprised.

"It's just pediatrics!"

Su Yun paused for a moment, then thought about it, the other party's ability to talk to people, instead of learning tongues like other parrots, is enough to prove that the other party's IQ is very high.

[Damn it, I laughed so hard, the master's prostitution was reported by his own parrot]

[The parrot chose to call the police in order to prevent the owner from suffering excessive kidney deficiency. The reason behind it is heartwarming]

【Good guy, this is how global warming comes about】

[To be honest, this parrot is a bit too demonic]

[After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a master]

Su Yun clicked his tongue in amazement, as expected, there are so many wonders in the world, he couldn't find a good name after thinking about it, so he just wanted to put it aside and not think about it, and pick a name when he has a chance.

The sun rose slowly, the knee-deep snow was not easy to walk, and no other animals were seen along the way. Su Yun picked up the parrot directly, and smiled at the parrot's bewildered expression, "There are no other animals on the left and right. Pick up the ready-made Amazon parrots for everyone.”

(End of this chapter)