What can this anchor do: Shenhao’s identity has been exposed
Chapter 107 Becoming a Vase Without Knowing It (Part 1)
Chapter 107: Being reduced to a vase without knowing it (first update)
"You despise calling steak medium rare."
"When you go to the countryside, you can't even tell the difference between leeks and wheat!"
"Should that person laugh at you?"
"You despise those who have never flown a plane, can I despise you who have never ridden on a tractor?"
"Happy to eat Zheergen?"
"Ah~ I'm in a good mood!"
"Do you know that in the countryside we feed that to pigs!"
Zhang Yuhan: "You!"
Chen Changfeng: "The so-called advanced is just your prejudice!"
"Having eaten Western food and drinking foreign wine is not considered high-end."
"Being able to see the scenery and still remain tolerant and humble is called advanced."
This series of spraying made Zhang Yuhan a little bit unbearable.
With whom is this!
thinking.
She also became violent: "Rural people are poor! This is an indisputable fact!"
That would be too much to say.
It's just too much.
It is very harsh.
Zhang Yuhan didn't know yet that she had been angered and fell into a trap.
Now she is irrational.
Just to be able to win a round in the entire restaurant.
After all, she was born excellent.
But these words caused the live broadcast room to boil.
The curses rose.
"My day, as a rural person, I protest!"
"It turns out that we are just poor in other people's eyes!"
"Too suffocating!"
"There are a lot of people like this now, maybe they are destined to look down on rural people from the moment they were born."
"Do you know there is a saying that if farmers don't farm, there will be no smoke in the city?"
"It's so annoying!"
Regardless of the live broadcast room, Chen Changfeng was really furious.
Immediately give a cold drink.
"poverty?!"
"The medicine for two yuan can be sold for 58, I can understand that! Because it can cure diseases and save lives!"
"I can understand why cigarettes costing 3 yuan can be sold for 30 yuan! Because prices have risen."
"But the cost of food in the countryside is [-] cents and can only be sold for [-] cents!"
"Ten years ago, wheat cost one yuan a catty."
"Ten years later, wheat will still cost one yuan per catty."
"The hard work of the rural people feeds the seed factory, the fertilizer factory, and the winery!"
"It also feeds you!!!"
"Only they can't feed themselves!!!"
"You think people are poor?"
Zhang Yuhan: "I, I'm actually not..."
Before she could finish speaking, Chen Changfeng said again, "The house you live in, the clothes you wear, every morsel of grain you eat, are all paid for by the hard work of the rural people!"
"They take on undignified jobs!"
"Only because of your face!!!"
"It seems you've eaten too much to hold yourself up!"
"Look down on rural people here!"
Chen Changfeng's words hit the nail on the head.
Don't tell the people around you that you feel ashamed.
Even Zhang Yuhan felt that his face was a little hot.
At the same time, it is also worthy of his reflection.
"I didn't mean that. I usually respect others!" Zhang Yuhan regretted a little.
"Ha ha!"
Chen Changfeng sneered, "You are a person who believes that everyone is equal above you, and you have a clear class below yourself! There is no poor person among the people you respect!"
"Who is not a rural person in the past few generations on the Internet?"
"You think you've had meals with rich people a few times, kissed you a few times, and you're in that class?"
"You have a house, a car, and savings!"
Zhang Yuhan was a little confused. She could hardly keep up with Chen Changfeng's rhythm.
But he still said: "No, no, but I have a lot of friends!"
"If you want to get along well, you have to make more friends, you know?"
"Some of my circles are masters!"
Chen Changfeng smiled.
This time he smiled helplessly.
And he smiled sarcastically, "Haha, you are pretending to be a phoenix with chicken feathers on your head!"
"Hey, I'm pretending?!"
Zhang Yuhan directly retorted: "My suit is worth 10,000+!"
"Ha ha!"
“It’s either expensive or good!”
"Marrying you may be expensive, but you may not be good!"
"You think you are talking and joking with rich people and no white people, but in fact you are just an ornamental fish in someone else's fish tank! You are beautiful and spitting out bubbles, and you are reduced to a vase without knowing it!"
Zhang Yuhan's neck was red with anger.
Every sentence of Chen Changfeng is full of witty words.
every word the other person said.
Even every word can be developed into a topic by him.
This is the basic skill of a stand-up show actor.
If you don't have tens of thousands of jokes and stalks in your heart, you can't do it at all.
What is more important is knowledge.
It's such a pleasure to face each other.
Can fans not be excited?
Now the entire live broadcast room is extremely hot.
"666.666.666"
"New here, dare to ask who this big brother is? It's too fucking easy to say."
"I'm completely convinced! Hahahaha!"
"The response to these words is absolutely amazing!"
"It's a good Gatling machine gun, it's so cool and enjoyable!"
"Who is Brother Chen, that must be!"
"Didn't Xiao Yueyue mention the actor's grocery store? This is not only a supermarket, but also a nationwide chain."
"Hahaha, I'm going crazy laughing in this studio."
"Brother Chen, please accept the knees of the younger brothers!"
"Totally knelt down!"
"..."
Among the 2000 million viewers, there is no one who does not deduct 6 crazily!
Even some old fans feel a little proud when facing new fans.
They taught everyone a lesson.
"New fans, when Mr. Chen quit the literary world, I strongly opposed it!"
"Brother Chen, let's publish the book, I'll buy it for any money."
"The show is over, Dihua's show!!!"
"Brother Chen will never let us down."
"Do you know what Tianxiu is? This is Tianxiu among Tianxiu."
Everyone in the live broadcast room went crazy.
Let's talk about Zhang Yuhan.
She regrets it a little now.
Obviously the one who is outstanding is me, but why is the result like this.
I was so stunned that I couldn't utter a single word.
live streaming? !
Is the other party a talk show actor?
Dad said he was excellent, did he come here to scold himself for being excellent?
Really!
It's been bad luck for eight lifetimes!
If she could hit someone, she probably wouldn't be able to control her shot now.
But if you just get up and leave, you will make people around you look down on you, and you will be scolded and then run away?
That's too cheap.
And she scolded herself for a vase!
This is absolutely intolerable!
Immediately, he lost all confidence in speaking angrily, "You! You you you you you you have no friends!"
"You are jealous and envious!"
"Jealous of other people's circle!"
“I envy other people’s connections!”
"I hate that I have nothing!"
Zhang Yuhan launched a counterattack preparation.
Unfortunately, she still overestimated her abilities.
Chen Changfeng was really afraid that she would not speak.
Now the topic will come again.
As a joker, every word can teach you a lesson.
Facing Zhang Yuhan's struggle, Chen Changfeng smiled.
Immediately afterwards, the words followed, "Who said I have no friends? I have many friends!"
"Confucius, Zhuangzi, Laozi, Mozi!"
"Sima Qian, Lao She, Shen Congwen!"
"Which one is not better than your friend?"
(End of this chapter)
"You despise calling steak medium rare."
"When you go to the countryside, you can't even tell the difference between leeks and wheat!"
"Should that person laugh at you?"
"You despise those who have never flown a plane, can I despise you who have never ridden on a tractor?"
"Happy to eat Zheergen?"
"Ah~ I'm in a good mood!"
"Do you know that in the countryside we feed that to pigs!"
Zhang Yuhan: "You!"
Chen Changfeng: "The so-called advanced is just your prejudice!"
"Having eaten Western food and drinking foreign wine is not considered high-end."
"Being able to see the scenery and still remain tolerant and humble is called advanced."
This series of spraying made Zhang Yuhan a little bit unbearable.
With whom is this!
thinking.
She also became violent: "Rural people are poor! This is an indisputable fact!"
That would be too much to say.
It's just too much.
It is very harsh.
Zhang Yuhan didn't know yet that she had been angered and fell into a trap.
Now she is irrational.
Just to be able to win a round in the entire restaurant.
After all, she was born excellent.
But these words caused the live broadcast room to boil.
The curses rose.
"My day, as a rural person, I protest!"
"It turns out that we are just poor in other people's eyes!"
"Too suffocating!"
"There are a lot of people like this now, maybe they are destined to look down on rural people from the moment they were born."
"Do you know there is a saying that if farmers don't farm, there will be no smoke in the city?"
"It's so annoying!"
Regardless of the live broadcast room, Chen Changfeng was really furious.
Immediately give a cold drink.
"poverty?!"
"The medicine for two yuan can be sold for 58, I can understand that! Because it can cure diseases and save lives!"
"I can understand why cigarettes costing 3 yuan can be sold for 30 yuan! Because prices have risen."
"But the cost of food in the countryside is [-] cents and can only be sold for [-] cents!"
"Ten years ago, wheat cost one yuan a catty."
"Ten years later, wheat will still cost one yuan per catty."
"The hard work of the rural people feeds the seed factory, the fertilizer factory, and the winery!"
"It also feeds you!!!"
"Only they can't feed themselves!!!"
"You think people are poor?"
Zhang Yuhan: "I, I'm actually not..."
Before she could finish speaking, Chen Changfeng said again, "The house you live in, the clothes you wear, every morsel of grain you eat, are all paid for by the hard work of the rural people!"
"They take on undignified jobs!"
"Only because of your face!!!"
"It seems you've eaten too much to hold yourself up!"
"Look down on rural people here!"
Chen Changfeng's words hit the nail on the head.
Don't tell the people around you that you feel ashamed.
Even Zhang Yuhan felt that his face was a little hot.
At the same time, it is also worthy of his reflection.
"I didn't mean that. I usually respect others!" Zhang Yuhan regretted a little.
"Ha ha!"
Chen Changfeng sneered, "You are a person who believes that everyone is equal above you, and you have a clear class below yourself! There is no poor person among the people you respect!"
"Who is not a rural person in the past few generations on the Internet?"
"You think you've had meals with rich people a few times, kissed you a few times, and you're in that class?"
"You have a house, a car, and savings!"
Zhang Yuhan was a little confused. She could hardly keep up with Chen Changfeng's rhythm.
But he still said: "No, no, but I have a lot of friends!"
"If you want to get along well, you have to make more friends, you know?"
"Some of my circles are masters!"
Chen Changfeng smiled.
This time he smiled helplessly.
And he smiled sarcastically, "Haha, you are pretending to be a phoenix with chicken feathers on your head!"
"Hey, I'm pretending?!"
Zhang Yuhan directly retorted: "My suit is worth 10,000+!"
"Ha ha!"
“It’s either expensive or good!”
"Marrying you may be expensive, but you may not be good!"
"You think you are talking and joking with rich people and no white people, but in fact you are just an ornamental fish in someone else's fish tank! You are beautiful and spitting out bubbles, and you are reduced to a vase without knowing it!"
Zhang Yuhan's neck was red with anger.
Every sentence of Chen Changfeng is full of witty words.
every word the other person said.
Even every word can be developed into a topic by him.
This is the basic skill of a stand-up show actor.
If you don't have tens of thousands of jokes and stalks in your heart, you can't do it at all.
What is more important is knowledge.
It's such a pleasure to face each other.
Can fans not be excited?
Now the entire live broadcast room is extremely hot.
"666.666.666"
"New here, dare to ask who this big brother is? It's too fucking easy to say."
"I'm completely convinced! Hahahaha!"
"The response to these words is absolutely amazing!"
"It's a good Gatling machine gun, it's so cool and enjoyable!"
"Who is Brother Chen, that must be!"
"Didn't Xiao Yueyue mention the actor's grocery store? This is not only a supermarket, but also a nationwide chain."
"Hahaha, I'm going crazy laughing in this studio."
"Brother Chen, please accept the knees of the younger brothers!"
"Totally knelt down!"
"..."
Among the 2000 million viewers, there is no one who does not deduct 6 crazily!
Even some old fans feel a little proud when facing new fans.
They taught everyone a lesson.
"New fans, when Mr. Chen quit the literary world, I strongly opposed it!"
"Brother Chen, let's publish the book, I'll buy it for any money."
"The show is over, Dihua's show!!!"
"Brother Chen will never let us down."
"Do you know what Tianxiu is? This is Tianxiu among Tianxiu."
Everyone in the live broadcast room went crazy.
Let's talk about Zhang Yuhan.
She regrets it a little now.
Obviously the one who is outstanding is me, but why is the result like this.
I was so stunned that I couldn't utter a single word.
live streaming? !
Is the other party a talk show actor?
Dad said he was excellent, did he come here to scold himself for being excellent?
Really!
It's been bad luck for eight lifetimes!
If she could hit someone, she probably wouldn't be able to control her shot now.
But if you just get up and leave, you will make people around you look down on you, and you will be scolded and then run away?
That's too cheap.
And she scolded herself for a vase!
This is absolutely intolerable!
Immediately, he lost all confidence in speaking angrily, "You! You you you you you you have no friends!"
"You are jealous and envious!"
"Jealous of other people's circle!"
“I envy other people’s connections!”
"I hate that I have nothing!"
Zhang Yuhan launched a counterattack preparation.
Unfortunately, she still overestimated her abilities.
Chen Changfeng was really afraid that she would not speak.
Now the topic will come again.
As a joker, every word can teach you a lesson.
Facing Zhang Yuhan's struggle, Chen Changfeng smiled.
Immediately afterwards, the words followed, "Who said I have no friends? I have many friends!"
"Confucius, Zhuangzi, Laozi, Mozi!"
"Sima Qian, Lao She, Shen Congwen!"
"Which one is not better than your friend?"
(End of this chapter)
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