Two-dimensional troublemaker system

Chapter 4

Goo!
There was no joy in the child's heart, he knew that he seemed to be in trouble.

Although I don't know what Zixiao Shenlei looks like, but it is full of teasing from the gods and demons, and I encourage you to try it if you don't believe me.

Then Zixiao Shenlei is definitely not something, so should I accept this task or not?

Big Snake is deaf, but not blind.

I am the family's business, I am afraid that I will become the family's ration before I open my mouth.

Tangled, is it a dog?Or go surfing?

"But I'm talking about troublesome people. Why do you want my young master to sing? It's so embarrassing."

"The host, what else can you sing besides being anxious?"

Is this system taking the wrong medicine? Why does it always feel like a sneer?
snort!Don't underestimate people, I was also a man who was called a KTV singing machine back then
Then the toddler was embarrassed. Yes, he was a man back then, but now he is just a ten-month-old toddler.
Besides hey hey ah ah, what else can I sing?
"It seems that my stupid host finally has self-knowledge. Now that he has awakened, what are you waiting for, host?"

"Alas? Alas? Alas?"

Depend on!My young master was actually despised by troublemakers?

Can't stand it!
So here comes the question?Shall I sing this Uneasy Young Master or should I sing it?
But wouldn't it be too embarrassing to sing?

One thought that the other party was just a beast, not to mention the language difference between the two worlds.

As far as I can only say baby words, it seems that the sense of shame in my heart is not so heavy.
Isn't it just a big snake?

Scared?

However, in order to ensure his precious life, the toddler lowered his head and looked around the ground first, and found a stone that was about the same size as himself.

Touching his chin, the child picked up the stone with both hands.

really!

The toddler looked at the stone in his hand and smiled, and the system said that his physical strength was unlimited for these three days.

However, the color of the stone didn't seem to match his own, so he rolled the stone in the mud, nodded in satisfaction, and threw the stone, which was about the same color as himself, at the big snake!

Peng!
Sisi!

The sudden stone fell from the sky in front of the myopic snake.

The big snake was startled and immediately stood up, staring at the stone in front of him with unkind eyes.

His eyes were burning and his tongue was sticking out. There was no life temperature coming from the stone. After staring at it for a long time, the stone did not move.

The big snake's mood was also appeased, and the child who had been hiding in the grass and had been observing secretly was terrified when he saw that the big snake didn't attack the stone.

In order to ensure safety, the toddler first smeared himself with soil again, and when the big snake happened to be lying on the ground, the little heart thumped and jumped out of the grass.

The big snake looked at the 'stone' that suddenly appeared again, and its head lying on the ground tilted humanely.

'Where did this strange stone come from? '

The toddler, who hadn't dared to move since he came out, just looked at him with his tongue half stuck out when he saw the big snake.

The excited little heart also gradually calmed down, and the courageous child seemed to feel it.

In the depths of my soul, something seemed to be released.

With the gang's boiling heat, it rose directly from the child's lower abdomen to the child's chest cavity.

At this moment, the child has an urge to vent, what is in front of him is no longer a big snake, and a childish sound of beasts startles countless birds and beasts in the surrounding forest!

"Ahhh! Oh! Ahhh! Ohhh!"

Swish!
Well!
Just as the big snake raised its body with a whoosh, the child who wanted to continue singing seemed to be choked by a big hand, and almost suffocated himself to death.

hiss!hiss!
'Yes, it smells like a mammal, but why? '

The big snake followed the scent it smelled and walked towards the child.

Seeing the big snake coming towards him, the child was so shocked that he almost didn't want to fuck.

Hiss!

Get close to the stone that looks vague to you, and the big snake can see this strange stone clearly when you get close.

'Weird why the smell is gone here? '

hiss.

This stone has only the smell of earth, and it has no temperature, so it is undoubtedly a dead thing.

The big snake circled around this weird stone for a few more times. Every time the big snake made a circle, the child felt a little cold, because of the big snake's entanglement force.
Can my small body handle it?

Don't forget that big snakes have the habit of entwining themselves on rocks, so did they choose to suffocate to death?Or was it swallowed by the big snake?
The big snake's mouth was right on its own head, but luckily it wasn't that bloody mouth.

But even if it was the fishy smell from the big snake's body or the rancid smell from the big snake's mouth, the child suffocated for a while.

'I'm a rock, I'm a rock. '

I keep hypnotizing myself in my heart. Although I can't solve my predicament, it can make me relax and less nervous.

On the light frequency in front of me is the list of anxious lyrics, and the red ones on it represent the parts that the children have sung.

But it's okay if you don't look at it, as soon as you look at the child, your eyes will tear apart.

'Depend on!Idiot, do you really want to kill me that much?Do you want to inherit my young master's petals so much? '

What did he see?
He actually saw a countdown after the lyrics he sang?
But seeing the bloody numbers, the child panicked again.

0:05
0:04
0:03
0:02
The toddler's eyes are getting redder and redder, what kind of big snake is dead, let's go to Nima at this time!

"Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"

At this time, young children have completely surpassed the limits of human beings, and the speed of speech breaks through the limit.

At the last 0:01 seconds, the child yelled without knotting his tongue in one breath. After yelling, the child held his breath quickly and did not dare to take a breath.

He didn't care about his blushing little face, the big snake seemed to feel something, its head was shaking left and right above the child.

Young children can even hear the snake's tongue hissing more rapidly.

It turned out that it wasn't just that I met a ghost~

The snake body that originally surrounded the child has begun to walk around the child anxiously.

What makes the child even more anxious is the mud on his body.It seemed as if with his emotions, his body heated up and the dirt began to absorb heat.

At the beginning, the mud and the environment were dry and hot, and the cold body of the child would not be perceived by the big snake.

But soil is a double-edged sword. Over time, the soil can absorb the heat emitted by children and keep them warm.

If the big snake sensed the heat, wouldn't it be over?

'Fortunately, I'm covered in a lot of mud, so I can hold on for a while, but it's only about a minute or two, right?I still have to go to the new soil again. '

Glancing at the light frequency in front of him, there is still about half a minute left.

Taking advantage of the fact that the big snake raised its head and didn't see him, the sharp-eyed child grabbed a stone that was not too big from the ground.

First wipe some warm soil, and spit on the stone.

The moment the big snake turned its head following the scent, the child quickly threw the stone in his hand to the other side.

call out!
Hiss!

The big snake's whole body didn't see the slightest bit of slowness, and it shot towards the stone like lightning.

Children's eyes shine: opportunity!

Seizing the opportunity, he rolled and hid in the grass, and smeared himself with fresh cold mud again.

The crisis was temporarily lifted, and he turned his head with a sigh of relief.

I just saw the big snake with a face like eating Xiang.Disgusted, he spat out the stone in his mouth out of the picture.

The big snake didn't know how long it had lived, and he seemed to see traces of wisdom from the big snake's behavior.

It seems that if you want to complete the task, you still have to fight this big snake!

(End of this chapter)