Becoming a god starts from farming on Mars

Chapter 165 Soul Revenge ([-])

"The portrait of the door god is dead. What can we do? We can't open the Shimen. He said just now that he has already cast a spell on the Shimen. Even bombing can't damage the Shimen." I love you and said.

"It seems that we have no better way." You love me and said.

"I didn't expect that the portrait of this shit door god would be so fragile. He burped his ass just after fighting against hundreds of millions of poems. What a coward." Chen Butou spoke.

At this moment, a rough voice suddenly came, and the voice shouted angrily: "Whoever you say is a coward is looking for death."

"What sound?" I love you, startled, and said.

You Love Me said anxiously: "Who is talking?"

"This voice...could it be...the portrait of the door god?" Chen Butou was surprised and said.

"That's right, it's me. I'm here to avenge you." The soul of the door god's portrait spoke.

"Soul? You said you are the soul of the door god's portrait!" I love you said.

At this time, a white figure suddenly appeared, this is the soul of the door god portrait.

"You said you want to seek revenge from us, what are you going to do?" Chen Butou spoke.

"Of course it's about matching poems and songs. I want to win back those who didn't win during my lifetime." The soul of the door god's portrait said.

"Okay, if that's the case, I'll play with you." I love you talking.

The soul of the door god portrait said: "Okay, then come on, but this time, I have to ask the question first."

"Whatever, am I still afraid that you will fail." I love you and said.

"Okay, listen carefully." The soul of the door god's portrait said: "Whoever loses this time will have to pay the price of his life. It's begun. How about growing up, this question is very difficult."

"What's so difficult about this? Listen carefully. A woman who is raised in a boudoir is not born with beauty and cannot give up on herself. Once she is chosen by the king's side, how about it? I'm right." I love you and said.

"It's okay for you, but this is just the beginning. Looking back, Bai Meisheng, Liugong Fendai, Colorless Spring Cold, bathes Huaqing Pool. If you hear it, continue."

I love you, smiled lightly, and said: "Just pick it up, even though you have become a soul, we will not be merciful to people like you. See how I take it?"

"It's very average. If you finish all the calls, I'll count you as the winner. Cloud temples, beautiful faces, and golden steps shake the hibiscus tent to warm up the spring night. The spring night is bitter and the day is high. However, if you make a mistake in a word, you will have to deduct [-] points." The soul of the door god's portrait spoke.

"What if you made a mistake? From then on, the king doesn't go to Chenghuan early and has no leisure for spring outings and nights. How many points will be deducted?" I love you to speak.

"Would I be wrong? It's ridiculous. It's so ridiculous that 3000 beauties in the harem are dressed in a golden house and dressed as coquettish servants. After the Yulou banquet, you will be drunk and spring. After hearing the poems I recited, I will not make mistakes. You still Be careful with yourself." The soul of the portrait of the door god said.

"That's no good. I made a mistake and deducted points. You didn't say it when you made a mistake. What's the reason for this? It's just unreasonable. My sisters and brothers are all pitiful and glorious. The parents of the world are heartbroken. You have to have an explanation for your mistakes. Unless this battle doesn't count." I love you to argue and said.

"Okay, okay, if I make a mistake, my head will fall to the ground, okay? If you don't regenerate a man and reborn a girl, you will be reborn in the Li Palace and enter the Qingyun Xianle wind and hear it everywhere." The soul of the door god's portrait answered the words "I love you" while opening the mouth. The following verses.

"No, you're already dead, you've become a soul, what's the point if your head doesn't fall to the ground, if you make a typo, you have to open the stone gate." I love you said while continuing to connect the following verse: "Singing slowly, dancing slowly, condensing silk bamboo The king of the day can't see enough of Yuyang's drumming to startle the colorful clothes and feathers, so you have to agree to this condition, and you have to agree to it if you don't."

"Hehe, what a great guy, you'd better win first before I talk, listen up, I'm going to continue with the questions, Jiuchongcheng Que Yanchen rides thousands of rides and thousands of rides southwest, Cuihua shakes, walks and stops, goes west out of the capital More than a hundred miles, how about it, can the one behind it be connected?" The soul of the door god's portrait said.

"Huh, this problem seems to be baffled to me. It's so ridiculous. Listen carefully. If the Sixth Army doesn't feel helpless, He Wanzhuan will die in front of the crescent horse. No one will accept the emerald gorse jade to scratch his head. How about it? When I ask you if there is a typo, I ask you if you are connected correctly?" I love you and said.

"Yes, yes, but isn't it too early to talk about it now? I'll talk big when you win." The soul of the door god's portrait said: "Listen to the rest, don't be wrong later, embarrassing You will lose face if you hide your face, the king will not be able to save you from looking back at the bloody and tearful face and the flowing yellow clothes, the loose wind, Xiao Suoyunzhan, lingering in the Jiange, this section must be connected quickly, and five points will be deducted if you are slower."

"It's five points if you slow down, you are so dark, it doesn't matter, I am not afraid, listen carefully, there are few people at the foot of Mount Emei, the sun is dim, the river is green, the water is green, and the mountains are green, the Holy Lord loves day and night. "I love you" Butt received this, smiled lightly, and said at the beginning: "How is it, is there a typo, is there something wrong?"

"There are no typos at the moment, but it's hard to guarantee that there will be ones in the future. Besides, this is just the beginning. Don't worry, you may make mistakes later." The soul of the door god portrait said: "Stand up you Listen carefully to the dog ears, the more difficult one is coming, seeing the moon in the palace, seeing the sad night rain, hearing the bell, and turning back to the dragon Yu, hesitating and unable to go, how do you feel, are you unable to connect, if you want to admit defeat, I will I will leave you with a whole body."

"I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen someone as shameless as you. It's not certain who wins. It's really shameless for you to draw such an early conclusion here. Listen carefully, Ma. There is no jade face in the mud at the bottom of the slope, where the emperor and ministers care about each other, sticking to their clothes, looking east to the capital and believing in the horse, have you heard that, this is as simple as that, there is no difficulty at all." I love you and said with a light smile.

The soul of the door god's portrait spoke: "Very good, simple and good. When you feel the difficulty later, that is, when your death date arrives, when you return, Chi Yuan is still too liquid, Furong Weiyang, Liu Furong is like a face, and Liu Rumei. How do you not cry in the spring breeze, peaches and plums bloom in the sun, how does this feel, isn't it a bit difficult?"

I love you, smiled lightly, and said, "I'll go, but it's really difficult. It's rare that I'm a little embarrassed to talk to you, but I warn you, don't play tricks with me. The autumn grass is full of fallen leaves, and the red dots don’t sweep the pear orchard disciple Baifajiaofang Ajian Qing’e, because I don’t like this, you’ve heard it too, how did I go about this paragraph, don’t you feel convincing?”

The soul of the door god's portrait smiled lightly, and then said: "You are indeed powerful, there is no mistake in this paragraph, but this does not mean that there will be no mistakes in the future, I advise you, you should ask for more blessings, otherwise, later I don't know how he died."

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and continue with the questions." I Love You said impatiently.

(End of this chapter)