Becoming a god starts from farming on Mars

Chapter 156 Fighting against the goalkeeper ([-])

The door god portrait was really not reconciled, he continued to beg Bai Lin.

"I beg you, please do me a favor. I still have six divine beads. Why don't I give them all to you? As long as you can help me take a look." The door god portrait begged.

Bai Lin thought to himself, with six spirit beads, and now there are six more divine beads, wouldn't this help us in our cultivation, this is a golden opportunity, thinking of this, Bai Lin said: "Okay, Since you are so sincere, I will fulfill you, come on, hand over the divine orb, first let my friend test whether it is true or not, if it is true, I will do what I can, and take a look for you. Half false, you just wait for the head to fall to the ground."

"Don't worry, if it's fake, who are we? How can we, God-level people, use fake things to deceive people? Just check it." The portrait of the door god said.

Bai Lin took the Shenzhu, turned around and handed it to Yule.

Yu Le and other friends went back to conduct a series of inspections.

After about half an hour, the six spirit beads and the other six divine beads were all fine and real.

"Look, what I said is true, it's absolutely unmistakable, this is what our nine immortals in the God Realm have cultivated for tens of millions of years, and it is absolutely authentic." The portrait of the door god said.

"Okay, okay, don't keep making noises, that's all I know." Bai Lin said.

"So... when can you show me?" The door god portrait asked impatiently.

Bai Lin hesitated for a moment, and said, "Uh... what aspect of the matter do you want to see?"

The portrait of the door god was a bit difficult to describe at first, after thinking about it, he took a deep breath, then let it out slowly, and then said: "It's...it's..."

"Don't hesitate to talk about mother-in-law and mother. My time is precious. If you miss a second, you won't be able to pay for it with a hundred divine beads." Bai Lin said.

"Okay, let me say," the portrait of the door god encouraged his courage and said, "That's right, I want to ask you for help, help me see what method I can use to win you, and whether I can destroy you or not in my life. The kind of super good luck that beat you? Uh... that's all, just watch."

The request for the door god's portrait directly made Bai Lin unable to deal with it. He let out an um before he said, "Hey, are you out of your mind?"

"Uh, what's the matter, can't you see my request? If you can't see it, give me back the six spirit beads and the six god beads. I won't read them." The door god portrait said.

How can this be done? How can I return the six spiritual beads and six divine beads that I finally obtained to you, unless my brain is flooded, and besides, I can't let the cooked duck fly away.

Well, anyway, I don’t know how to read it, so I just made up a nonsense and fooled him. Besides, he didn’t know whether what I said was true or not.

Thinking of this, Bai Lin hesitated for a moment, took a deep breath and let it out slowly, then said: "Okay, I'll just show you, um, let me take a look, look Look, this... your face is not bad, you have a nose, eyes, ears, and a face, okay, I know, you can't beat us, even if you have a thousand assistants to help , you can’t beat us, you must want to ask why, because your life is bad, your luck is bad, and your fleeting time is unfavorable. The main reason is that you met us, because we are your nemesis, and we are specially here to deal with it. Yours, so, if you meet us, it will be considered as blood mold in your eight lifetimes, so you have to accept your fate. When facing us, you must think twice before acting, you must know the current affairs to be a hero, and you must not do stupid things that are stubborn, so, I will finally see you for the sake of giving us so many divine beads and spiritual beads , I will reluctantly advise you, only by admitting defeat early can you avoid a fatal disaster."

The portrait of the door god was stunned when he heard it, and said: "This... how is this possible, I don't believe it, I don't believe a word, everything you say is a lie, I know why you say that, because we You are an opponent in the battle, in other words, you can be regarded as an enemy. You are teasing me, even if you are not teasing me, you are attacking my firm confidence in winning. You want to shake my absoluteness and make me lose completely. With ulterior motives and evil intentions, you want me to lose, right?"

Bai Lin smiled suddenly, and said, "Yes, I just want you to lose. To tell you the truth, I don't even know how to look at nonsense. Those tricks are all deceiving. It's your own wishful thinking and you have to let me see it. So, why don't I accept it when I don't see a good deal, since you already know everything, just give me the titles and pairs of poems and songs in a proper manner, and don't play some messy tricks."

"Okay, I understand everything. You let me see you through thoroughly. Today, I must make you lose and lie on the ground unable to stand up." The portrait of the door god shouted angrily.

Bai Lin didn't give in too much, and said, "In that case, let the horse come over."

"Listen to me." The portrait of the door god said: "Pingming sees off guests in Chushangu. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask, please pick them up for me."

"A piece of ice is in the jade pot, how about it? It won't bother me." Bai Lin said, "Listen to me, Kyushu is angry and relies on wind and thunder. It's sad that ten thousand horses are silent. Give me a favor."

The portrait of the door god smiled lightly, and said, "What's so difficult about this? After listening, I advise God to cheer up and send down talents. How about it, are you convinced?"

"I'll convince you, you big-headed ghost." Bai Lin said, "Next, I'm going to make the questions more difficult, you should wake up."

"Hmph, just add it, no matter how difficult it is for you, it's a piece of cake for me." The portrait of the door god said.

"Don't be so arrogant, this time let you know how many eyes Prince Ma has, let you know how high the sky is, how deep the water is, how hard the mountains are, and how strong your grandpa and I are." Bai Lin said.

"Hehe, there's no use in talking about it. Hurry up and come up with a question. I want to see what kind of problem you can come up with. However, I have to say something first to remind you of an important question." The portrait of the door god said.

"What's the problem, talk quickly if you have something to say, don't make grandpa wait for me," Bai Lin said.

"That is, don't ask too simple questions, and don't insult my IQ with such childish questions." The portrait of the door god said.

Bai Lin smiled calmly, and said, "Okay, this time I will definitely fulfill you. If I don't make it hard for you, my surname is not Bai, Grandpa."

"Nonsense, if your surname is not Bai, how can you still have my surname? I really laughed to death." The door god portrait said.

Bai Lin yelled angrily: "Well, you bastard door god, you actually insulted me and took advantage of me. I must teach you a good lesson. Today I want you to understand that this world is not up to you."

"You are so naive, come up with the questions quickly, and stop talking about other nonsense." The portrait of the door god said.

Bai Lin said, "Okay, listen to me, I'm going to write a question."

(End of this chapter)