Becoming a god starts from farming on Mars

Chapter 149 Fighting against the goalkeeper ([-])

Yu Le and I love you, and you love me, and the lost boy, and Chen Butou, and Bai Lin and others have officially entered a fierce stage of fighting against the portrait of the door god.

At present, I love you is still in fierce competition with the portrait of the door god.

The portrait of the door god is very good at poetry and poetry. At this moment, I have played against I love you for hundreds of rounds and still do not lose the wind.

The content of his poems and songs can be described as amazing. This confrontation also made Yu Le, Bai Lin, I Love You and You Love Me, Chen Butou and Lost Boy know that this is not an easy role to deal with.

Let’s look at I love you again, this is not a single character, although he usually looks very funny, he is also a ruthless character in terms of poetry and poetry.

The portrait of the door god sneered, and said, "I love you, is it just these two things? I think you'd better retreat and get someone else to come up, otherwise you will lose face and lose face."

"Stop talking nonsense, just tell me what you really have. If I'm afraid of you, I won't see I love you." I love you and said.

"Okay, since you want to lose so much, I will try my best to help you." The portrait of the door god said: "Listen carefully, I am going to make a big move. I will drink a pot of wine among the flowers alone without any blind date. Raise your glass to invite the bright moon. , the shadows become three people. The moon doesn't know how to drink, and the shadow only follows me. I will accompany the moon for a while, and I will have fun until spring. I sing to the moon and wander, and my dancing shadows are messy. How about it, you come and see, you If you can match up, I will count you as the winner."

"Hehe, this is what you said, you old man, let me listen to grandpa." I love you and said: "The old man has a chicken millet, invited me to Tian's house. The green trees are close to the village, and the green mountains are oblique outside the country." Open a noodle garden, talk about wine and mulberry, wait until the Double Ninth Day, and come to chrysanthemums, how about it, grandpa will ask you how you are right?"

Facing the poem I love you, Yu Le clapped his hands and said, "I love you, it's amazing, I really didn't see that you have such abilities."

"Just average, third in the world." I love you said smugly.

The lost boy on the side sneered, and said, "That's right, it's really average, the third in the world, because I am the number one in the world, and as for the second in the world, it is probably one of Bai Lin and Chen Tutou." , but if you love me and join in, it's hard to say."

"Yo Yo Yo, I see you can do it, number one in the world? You? Don't brag, I was known as the number one in the world a million years ago, how old are you, and you are still here as the number one in the world, take a rest Go." Bai Lin glanced at the lost boy and said with a smile.

Chen Butou coughed a few times, and said solemnly: "I have said many times about being number one in the world in this respect, and at this moment, I am repeating the last time, you all stand up for me , Listen well, remember, never forget me, I am the number one in the world in terms of poetry and poetry, this is an indisputable fact, there will never be a second possibility, so, in the future, you should not There's no dispute over that."

"Hehe, I'm about to burst out laughing too. Do you think it's interesting to talk big? Let me tell you honestly. I can say responsibly that I and I love you. The combination of our two swords is the best in the world." , This is a fact that no one can change, if anyone doubts it, I will kill him." You love me and said forcefully.

For a moment, Yu Le, Bai Lin, I love you, the lost boy, Chen Butou, and the portrait of the door god were all shocked and speechless, and the scene was extremely embarrassing.

At this time, the door god portrait asked very cunningly: "May I ask where is the restaurant? The shepherd boy is pointing to Xinghua Village."

I love you to know that these are the last two sentences, but he didn't react, and later found out that he should say the first two sentences.

This is an obvious objection to the verse, that is, it should be docked in reverse.

At that time, everyone was bragging to each other in business, and the bragging reached a certain climax, but no one reacted.

The portrait of the goalkeeper took advantage of this gap to give I love you a fatal blow, leaving him speechless.

In the end, I love you helplessly defeated.

"Oh, how did you do it? Didn't you just say that you are the best in poetry and poetry? Why did you lose in the blink of an eye? Oh, it seems that the third place in the world is still not good enough." .” The lost boy said mockingly.

"Lost boy, don't just talk sarcasticly, if you have the ability, I don't believe that you can light up to the end." I love you and said.

"Yes, come here if you have the ability. I guess you won't be able to stand it in the last three or two rounds. In the end, I will have to rely on me to defeat this asshole portrait." You love me and said.

"If I come, I will come. Whoever is afraid of anyone, you all look after me, and see how the young master beat him back to his hometown." The lost boy said, and went up and replaced I love you.

When the portrait of the door god saw the lost boy coming to challenge him, he burst out laughing and said, "I'm really laughing to death. Are you all just drunkards? You actually sent a brat to challenge me. It's just unbelievable." Daji, hey kid, go home quickly, you haven’t even graduated from kindergarten yet, and you’re here to compete with me on poems and songs, it’s so funny.”

The lost boy looked unconvinced, glared at the portrait of the door god, and said, "Old man, don't talk nonsense, if you have any clever tricks, tell them quickly, so as not to waste Grandpa's time."

The portrait of the door god saw the lost boy's aggressiveness, it seems that this person is also an unusual junior, um, don't take it lightly, since he wants to play, just shake him.

The door god portrait thought of this, and suddenly said: "Lost boy, listen carefully, I'm about to start, two orioles singing green willows, and a group of egrets go up to the blue sky."

"This one is too simple. The window contains Qianqiu snow in Xiling, and the gate is anchored by Dongwu Wanli boat. How about it, are you convinced?" The lost boy said.

"Haha, where did we just go? This is the first round. Listen carefully." The portrait of the door god said: "A white rainbow walks over the long flat sand, and the jade cup is empty in the Yaotai. On a sunny day, the bottom of the clear river shakes, and in the evening it rises and falls with rapid waves. Yes, you are right."

The lost boy said: "Among the colorful clouds of Emperor Ci Baidi, thousands of miles of Jiangling will return in one day. The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying, and the light boat has already passed the Ten Thousand Mountains. Please, please don't insult my IQ with such a simple topic, you either Just admit defeat, or make the problem more difficult, this is too boring, I am too lazy to play with you, young master."

"Hehe, good little bastard who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth, I will let you taste my strength." The portrait of the door god asked a very difficult question.

At this time, Yu Le asked I love you: "What do you think is the chance of winning the battle between the lost boy and the portrait of the door god?"

"I think it's only ten percent. This portrait of the door god is not a simple character. In my opinion, if we want to win him, I must be the one among us." I love you said bluntly.

You love me and nodded, and said at the beginning: "You can do it, and I can do it too. We are almost the same. I guess Bai Lin and Chen Butou are good enough. As for the lost boy...it's even better."

(End of this chapter)