Survival in the Mist: Beginning Evolution Pingtouge

Chapter 8 Strange Thinking
After asking, Zuo Bing stared at the other person's eyes, he wanted to see if this guy was lying.

If this guy says he hasn't met him or his eyes are evasive, there's a high chance he's lying to himself.

But when Ma Wenjie heard it, she actually smiled with her big shiny teeth, and said, "Yes! But it's not on the road, it's in the wooden house."

"In the wooden house?" Zuo Bing frowned.

"Yeah! That zombie wanted to enter my house, so I asked him for a health code. That idiot didn't tell me anything, and even threatened me, making me slap him twice, and then he ran away crying."

Zuo Bing is stupid!

Zombies want to enter the house, you want a health code from the zombies?

Nima!

Is this what humans can do?

Before Zuo Bing recovered, Ma Wenjie jumped out of the coffin.

Zuo Bing took a closer look and his face turned pale.

This guy is 1.9 meters tall, with bulging muscles, bulging clothes, and a tree trunk as thick as an arm in his hand.

The group with big hands has caught up with the iron basin for eating.

Coupled with a face of ashes from the bottom of the pot, he looks like a strong man of iron and blood.

"What are you going to do?" Zuo Bing shuddered in fright, quickly took two steps back, and hid behind Brother Pingtou again.

If this guy makes a move, he will definitely be killed in seconds, without using a stick, he can kill himself with a big blow.

Seeing Zuo Bing's reaction, Ma Wenjie quickly said "Oh" and threw away the tree trunk in her hand.

"Brother, don't be afraid. I'm here for self-defense. I'm a good person."

Zuo Bing glanced at the tree trunk on the ground, and then at Ma Wenjie's big white teeth, he looked like an honest man.

Of course, in this world, he doesn't think there are really honest people.

At the beginning of human beings, nature is hungry.

Without the guarantee of survival, all fools have to turn into beards.

"Brother, do you have anything else to ask?"

Ma Wenjie smiled vigorously, and glanced at Brother Pingtou from time to time, feeling very curious.

Everyone knows Pingtouge's reputation, but this is the first time he has seen such a big Pingtouge with a metallic luster all over his body.

Before Zuo Bing could speak, Brother Pingtou spoke suddenly.

Staring fiercely, he asked angrily in that dainty loli voice, "What are you looking at?"

As soon as these words came out, Ma Wenjie's 1.9-meter body trembled, and then froze.

Huh?Brother Pingtou can talk?Still a loli?

The sound is so nice!

Unable to hold back for a moment, he looked at Brother Pingtou again.

"You try again?" Brother Pingtou stood up fiercely, and took two steps forward with a "thump", and Ma Wenjie was so frightened that he almost fell into the coffin when he backed away.

Zuo Bing looked at these two guys, really helpless.

I even wondered, if Ma Wenjie came to say something about you, would the two of them start fighting directly.

"Okay, brother Pingtou, I'll see that there's nothing wrong with beautiful women."

"That's right! Everyone has a love for beauty." Ma Wenjie quickly agreed.

Zuo Bing curled his lips, this guy is not that stupid.

Mother, no matter what it is, she naturally likes to be praised for her beauty, and Brother Pingtou is no exception.

He muttered: "This is not too bad." Then he got down on the stomach.

Ma Wenjie also heaved a sigh of relief.

I didn't expect Loli's flat-headed brother to be so irritable, but I really like that voice.

"Ma Wenjie, how about we make a deal?"

Zuo Bing's words brought Ma Wenjie back to his train of thought.

"Brother, say it."

Zuo Bing pointed to the pheasant on the ground behind him: "How about I exchange the coffin with a straight chicken?"

Ma Wenjie scratched her head, hesitantly: "The chicken for the coffin? This...brother, is it not a loss for you?"

Zuo Bing was a little confused.

Is this guy a fool?Obviously, Lao Tzu took advantage of it, so why did it become a loss instead?

A coffin is worth more than a chicken.

But since this guy said so, how could he not just go downhill?
There is cheap and no bastard.

So, Zuo Bing pretended to be sad and sighed, and said: "Oh! There is no other way, I can't find a home. I am still sick, and I have to lie down to sleep at night, otherwise I can't sleep, so I can only use the In exchange for my dependent chicken."

"You don't know how deep my relationship with Xiaohong and Xiaolu is. I hug them every day. You see, I am afraid that they will be cold, so I specially use tree branches to keep them warm."

"Brother, if you agree to exchange, I hope you can treat them well in the future and don't let them be bullied, okay?"

After finishing speaking, Zuo Bing looked at the pheasant with a reluctant look. He himself felt that the exaggerated acting skills were too much.

Ma Wenjie looked at the two dead pheasants, lowered her head and fell into deep thought, not knowing what she was thinking.

Zuo Bing thought that he had acted too much, so the idiot came to his senses and prepared to make amends.

As a result, Ma Wenjie raised her head abruptly, slapped her chest, and said bluntly, "Don't feel bad, big brother, the little brother gave you the coffin, and I don't want Xiaohong and Xiaolu either, just treat it as a meeting gift from the little brother to the big brother."

Zuo Bing was stupid again.

What the hell kind of operation is this?Shouldn't I really meet a fool?

With this IQ, a child can lie to him for two candies.

"Could it be an act?" Zuo Bing frowned slightly, feeling wrong.

But looking at Ma Wenjie, Zuo Bing found that there was no treachery in this guy's eyes, but a very innocent feeling in his eyes.

This kind of look is either really innocent, or the fox is too disguised.

Zuo Bing naturally prefers the latter in his heart.

After all, in modern society, there are really very few such stupid people.

Just when he was hesitating whether to test Ma Wenjie, the other party really made a request.

But the next moment, Zuo Bing was stunned.

"Brother, little brother has a merciless request. I... I want to kiss her, can I? Her voice is nice."

Ma Wenjie looked at Brother Pingtou with heart in his eyes.

Zuo Bing was really dumbfounded.

Although I don’t know how many times this is, I’m really confused.

Dear Brother Pingtou!

What kind of hobby is this?
No matter how nice the voice is, you won't be hungry, right?
Before Zuo Bing recovered, Brother Pingtou also spoke.

With a tone of disgust and anger, he yelled: "Get out of my way, you're so embarrassing, you don't have a single hair, and you still want to trick me? It's a beautiful idea, and the big snot soaked in it will make you beautiful." .”

When Ma Wenjie heard this, she felt aggrieved and almost cried again.

Zuo Bing was completely speechless.

He didn't know what to say, and he didn't know if he should step in to comfort Ma Wenjie, or persuade Brother Pingtou to let this fool kiss her.

At this time, Zuo Bing suddenly realized that his brain was not enough.

Strange people, weird scenes, anyone would be confused.

Looking at Ma Wenjie, Zuo Bing suddenly remembered that silly big character in a movie, the two really resembled each other.

suddenly!

Several deep howls came from the mist in all directions, it was the low howl of a wolf.

"Not good! We are surrounded by wolves. Brother Pingtou, prepare to break out!"

Zuo Bing's expression changed drastically, and he hurried over to grab the pheasant and the weapon, and jumped onto Brother Pingtou.

(End of this chapter)