Chapter 89

"Poop" has thought about it, the princess has been reluctant to make a video for a long time, and there may be a big gap between her real appearance and the photos she posted.

After all, with the two great skills of makeup and photoshop, there are countless beauties in the photos.

But with the cute voice of the "big princess", even if the appearance is not as expected, "shit" can still accept it.

But what "shit" didn't expect was that his wife was not a woman at all!
The figure is stronger than myself, and the beard is thicker than myself!
After learning of this fact, "Poop"'s heart was broken.

Thinking of how much money I had spent on it, I was even more angry.

Speaking of money, I didn't want to accept the transfer I just sent to the other party, so I had to get it back as soon as possible.

Who knows, as soon as I got back the first transfer, I was told that the other party had already received the second transfer.

The most exaggerated thing is that the other party pretended that nothing happened and asked himself why he took the transfer back!

Shit: "I bought a watch last year, I was fucking blind, and I was being played around by a big guy who picks my feet!"

The eldest princess: "My husband, what do you mean by a big guy who picks his feet, why don't I understand."

Stool: "Pretend, keep pretending!"

Eldest Princess: "[Voice: What are you pretending to do!]"

Shit: "A big man, don't make such a fucking voice, it's disgusting!"

The eldest princess: "Husband, why did I become a man? I am a woman, and I am your baby!"

Shit: "Treasure you uncle, thank you eight generations of ancestors!"

The eldest princess: "Husband, what's wrong with you, why don't you trust me."

Shit: "Hehe, pretend, you continue to pretend, we have the guts to connect the video now!"

Even video is absolutely impossible, the "Princess" saw the message sent by "Poop", knowing that there was little hope of recovery, but she still wanted to try.

After all, Kaizi who is so easy to deceive is not so easy to find.

Eldest princess: "It's inconvenient now!"

Shit: "It's inconvenient for your sister! You're such a big man, of course it's inconvenient!"

The eldest princess: "It's really inconvenient."

Shit: "What the hell are you doing at this time, I'm really blind."

Shit: "I call a big man's wife every day, and you call me husband, it's fucking disgusting to think about it."

Shit: "You are really good at it, cheat me out of so much money!"

Eldest princess: "It's obviously your love and my wish, how can it be called a lie!"

Shit: "I wish you, uncle, I'm really convincing, and I'm still pretending to be like this, really dedicated!"

Shit: "Think about how stupid I am. I send you red envelopes to transfer money, buy game accounts for you, draw cards to buy fan weapons, and you turn out to be a f*cking monster!"

The eldest princess: "Isn't it because you love me, husband!"

Shit: "I love you uncle! Even if you say you are a shemale, you will be flattered!"

The eldest princess: "My husband is not angry. When your anger subsides, you will still be my good husband."

Shit: "I'm still pretending, I'm really fucking overwhelmed, you shit!"
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"Shit" didn't expect that even after seeing the true face of the "princess", the other party could still pretend.

How can people who dare not accept a single video expect to change their views with just a few words?
I was indeed fascinated and deceived like a stupid B, but I am not really brain-dead.

It's already like this, and you still expect yourself to believe him?
impossible!
Hey, I used to see people on the Internet being scammed by telecommunication and Internet scams, and I laughed at those who were cheated, they were really stupid, and they couldn't see through such a simple thing.

Unexpectedly, I am worse than these people.

They were just defrauded of their money. Not only were they defrauded of their money, but they were also defrauded of their feelings!

Hey, the little money that was cheated is actually nothing to me.

But the fact of being cheated is very irritating.

I have come into contact with so many girls, I really didn't expect that I fell a big somersault here.

There is really no reason!
After seeing the real appearance of the "big princess", "shit" can understand many things in a short period of time.

All the doubts I had about the "princess" before were instantly cleared up.

Thinking back now, this "princess" scam was riddled with holes and loopholes, why didn't I discover it in advance?
Are you even addicted to it and unable to extricate yourself?
Didn't I have been bewitched?
Otherwise, how could he do such a stupid thing!
The most f*cking thing that made me uncomfortable was that I had exercised with the eldest princess in my dream!

No, this tone must be released.

But what can I do?

By the way, I can log in to the "big princess" account, so I'm going to destroy his account!

Without hesitation, "Shit" logged into the account decisively, ready to smash all the five-star general cards into combat experience.

But I found that the other party had set up a password lock, and I couldn't operate it!

How unlucky!
Then there is nothing that I can do, that is, use up all the jade, withdraw from the alliance, and do some small things such as combat experience.

The jade in this account was made by myself, hateful!

"Shit" had just used Zhongyu of the "Great Princess" account almost, when he found himself kicked out of the game.

"Princess" has logged into her own account!

"Poop" wanted to kick back and found that the password login was wrong.

The password is changed quite quickly, but it doesn't matter if you can't log in.

Anyway, the jade has been used and the card cannot be broken, so there is really nothing you can do to log in by yourself.

The account itself has no way to do it, so the next step is group chat.

After posting a group announcement that the "big princess" is actually a big guy who picks his feet, "shit" directly removed the "big princess" from the group chat.

But the speeches of the group members directly made "shit" laugh.
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feces --
Shit丨Chicken Soup: "I'm going, the eldest princess is actually a man, what's the matter with the photo and voice?"

Feces丨Poop: "I found someone else's photo, and turned on the voice changer."

Dung丨Xingchen: "Even if the eldest princess is a man, there is no need to be kicked out of the group."

Dung丨Holy Grail: "That's right, I don't want to do anything with him, what's the difference between a male and a female."

Shit丨Little Red Riding Hood: "It doesn't matter whether it is a male princess or a female princess, the one who can make cute voices and seductive photos is a good princess!"

Feces丨Xingchen: "Actually, what I'm most curious about is how did you find the poop?"

Dung丨Magic Power: "I'm also curious, the head of the team will tell us about it."

Dung丨Machete: "What about men, what about women, so you won't be kicked out of the group directly."

["Dung丨Machete" invited "Princess" to join the group chat. 】

"Shit" saw that the "big princess" who was kicked out by him was invited into the group chat again, and his mentality exploded immediately.

Shit 丨 Shit: "Are you all stupid B, maintain a ladyboy for this?"

Shit丨Shit: "@everyone, I kicked that shemale princess out again, no one can pull me into the group!"

(End of this chapter)

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