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Chapter 654 Brother, Have You Opened Up Your Mouth?

Chapter 654 Brother, Have You Opened Up Your Mouth?

"We are similar in age and similar in nature. To celebrate our acquaintance, let's have a toast!"

With that said, the three of them clinked a glass and drank it down.

But the moment the two young men drank, they poured the wine down their necks.

Very skilled, obviously, these two guys have done this many times!
Su Ming naturally saw it, but he just smiled and didn't say anything.

Keep up your show!
Come on!

I'm very optimistic about you!
"Come on! Brother, eat and eat!"

"it is good!"

Su Ming doesn't refuse anyone who comes.

"Where is the little brother?"

The two asked while eating.

"I'm a thief."

Su Ming is neat and tidy.

"I……"

The two of them were immediately stunned.

This is so...

Why are you telling the truth?

no……

Is it okay to play like this without you?

I wanted to ask about your occupation, no matter what you are, even if you are a street sweeper, we will compliment you and praise you, how much effort the sanitation workers in the city have put in to protect the appearance of the city.

Then pour you a few glasses of wine and let you get drunk quickly!

As a result, when you came up, you just said that I am a thief!
This doesn't follow the rules, what do you want us to say?
"Ha ha……"

One of the young men smiled awkwardly: "Brother, you really know how to joke."

"No!"

As a result, Su Ming shook his head in acknowledgment.

"Brother, it's illegal to be a thief. There are so many people, so you're not afraid..."

"afraid?"

Su Ming sneered: "I'm afraid, come and catch me if you have the ability? Sigh, talking about this makes me upset."

Damn!

The two of them couldn't help but be very surprised when they saw it!

why?
Because it’s a topic!

I'm afraid you won't speak!
As long as you talk, everything will be easy.

You hurry up and tell what's bothering you, and the brothers will drink you and drink you down, and we will steal things.

"I don't know what's bothering my brother?"

A young man poured Su Ming a glass of baijiu.

Without further ado, Su Ming grabbed the wine and poured it into his mouth.

"What the hell! I don't know where these two unlucky stupid thieves came from. They have sores on their heads and rotten soles of their feet. There are things that were born by mothers but not raised by fathers!"

"You said stealing is not good, but you stole from Tunghai University. They are all college students. They are the future of the motherland, but you stole the building of the graduate students. How much information is in the computers of the graduate students? You stole the students? Isn't this being struck by lightning?"

"The whole business is not easy to do now, what the hell!"

Su Ming took another sip of the wine and talked drunkenly.

The faces of these two young people turned green!

This is so...

It's so fucking aggrieved!

Those who are scolded are called a dog blood sprinkler!
Still dare not say anything!
What can you say?

Can you stand up and say, I stole my mother's things, and you dare to scold me, are you courting death? !

You dare?
Dare not!
As soon as you finished cursing, you were arrested 5 minutes later!
This person was scolded face to face!

Again, there are mothers but no fathers.

There were sores on the top of the head again, and the soles of the feet were rotten.

It's thunder and bangs again!
Who can stand this thing?
But what's the key?
The key thing is that you can't say anything because they didn't recruit you or mess with you, and they don't know that you are the thief and you did it yourself.

The two young children are so panicked!

"If I were Lei Gong, I would strike these two bastards with a thunderbolt!"

Su Ming looked at these two young men, his face turned red and started to glow green.

Funny in my heart, I took another sip of wine and said loudly.

"Hey hey!"

The two young men listened.

Not so!

It's not that serious, is it?

This is this...

"Little brother, little brother, you can't say such words without words..."

One of the young men stopped him.

I was doing bad things in my heart, how could I not panic when people said that?
"Ok?"

Su Ming was stunned for a moment: "What are you two brothers doing so nervous? Are you two thieves?"

"No! Not!!!"

Good guy, the two thieves were so scared that their souls almost flew out!
Hastily deny it!
The voice is so loud!

Fortunately, this is a place for drinking, and the voices of the people around are not low, no one pays attention, otherwise it will be revealed all of a sudden!

"Haha! I was just kidding, why are you two so nervous? You two are so upright, you are not that kind of bastard!"

"Those two damn bastards should be hit by a car alive!"

"God is not open, why is there no thunder?"

Su Ming took another sip of wine. At this time, Su Ming pretended to be so drunk that he could hardly open his eyes.

"Oh, brother, don't talk nonsense..."

The two young men hurriedly said again.

"Crack!"

As a result, Su Ming's words fell silent.

I saw a thunder flash across the sky!
The two young men were so frightened that their hairs stood on end!
This is so...

Is it a coincidence or...

"Huh? Why is it thundering, a bolt from the blue?"

"Isn't this normal? It happens once or twice a year."

"Don't worry about drinking. I've read the weather forecast for drinking. It's sunny and rainy these days."

"That's right, you look at the stars in the sky, how can there be a cloud, it's impossible to rain, even if the sky is overcast, there is still time to go."

The people around were also startled, looked at Tian'er and continued drinking without saying anything.

They can continue to drink, these two young people dare not!
This is so...

As soon as I finished speaking, there was thunder!

Isn’t this thing too coincidental?

Brother, you must have opened your mouth, right?
My heart can't take it!

Scary!
Don't bring such a scary one, okay?
Who can stand this thing?

My heart is about to jump out!

It's almost flying!

"What's the use of thunder? What about lightning?"

Su Ming muttered at this time.

"Brother, please stop talking!"

Two people hurriedly stopped me, "No matter if it's a coincidence or true, just don't say anything!"
"Too."

Su Ming nodded: "It would be a bit scary if two people were killed by lightning. They mainly eat barbecue now, so it's guaranteed to hit their throats!"

"Ouch!!!"

As a result, Su Ming's words fell silent.

A young man stabbed his own throat with a stick!

I jumped up in pain!

Tears flowed!
A young man next to him just picked up a skewer and looked at it directly.

i i i...

Do I eat or not?
I am very embarrassed!
I now……

Very flustered!

How to do?
Who can tell me how to do it?
Once is a coincidence, but so is twice?

This is too coincidental, isn't it?

The young man who was stabbed was also dumbfounded.

To be honest, there are not many people who can stab their throats when eating skewers!

This young man, he couldn't get his throat pierced at first, but just after eating, he was distracted by listening to Su Ming's words, and now he was pierced.

All of a sudden, these two people panicked, what is this called?
Is there a will of God in the dark?
Who can stand this thing?

(End of this chapter)

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