King of Evolution
Chapter 58 1 The battle caused by soaking in urine
Chapter 58 A battle triggered by a pee
Ever since he became the vice-captain of the Tiantong organization, Wu Guang has become extremely sensitive, and he has an extremely good control over the surrounding situation. No clues can escape the eyes of the Tiantong organization.
According to past experience, as long as the area has not been completely cleared, there will be many wandering zombies around. Most of the zombies are distributed in dots. The zombies will only gather when they are attracted by the outside world.
But the current situation is very strange. The southern suburbs have obviously not been cleaned up, and there are no traces of fighting around. How can the streets be so clean?
Even if a wandering zombie appeared, Wu Guang's mood would be better.
It's so quiet in here, it's eerily quiet.
Huo Yading has been comforting Wu Guang, telling him not to be too stressed. Even if zombies suddenly appear, the Killing God Team will kill them all immediately.
Time passed slowly, and Lu Jiajun soon loaded the required equipment onto the truck, and the task was about to be completed.
But at this moment, some people noticed something was wrong.
"Do you smell it? Why does it smell so bad?"
"Yeah, isn't the rancid smell too strong?"
"It's so strange. There are obviously no zombies, so why is there such a strong rotten smell?"
Everyone is too familiar with this rancid smell. It is obviously the smell of zombies, and it can be smelled even from a long distance.
Wu Guang reacted immediately and ordered the Tiantong organization to disperse, search for information carefully, and report immediately if he finds out.
Not only the members of the Tiantong organization were busy, but the soldiers of the Lu family army were also watching around. They had never encountered such an unusual thing before, and they were extremely frightened.
Tan Guangming and Chen Jiacong carried a sophisticated instrument onto the truck, and they finally breathed a sigh of relief. Among all the instruments, this plasma analyzer was the most valuable.
The two were careful not to break it.
"Hey, I'm really exhausted. I've been busy for so long, and I haven't peed until now."
Chen Jiacong muttered, then untied his belt and prepared to deal with it on the spot.
"Go away and pee, Zhennima is shameless, defecating everywhere in front of so many people, that's what you bastard did."
Tan Guangming kicked Chen Jiacong's ass and kicked him aside.
"Damn you, I'm afraid that zombies will attack suddenly. I'll go pee over there, and you come and protect me."
After Chen Jiacong finished speaking, he turned around and walked towards the corner next to him. There was a sewer there, and he was going to solve it there.
Tan Guangming laughed and cursed, but still picked up his sword and followed him. If zombies really came out, he could protect Chen Jiachong immediately.
"You are not a little daughter-in-law. You have to find someone to protect you when you pee. You are really the best."
"Do you have the guts to say that last time you took a shit, I wasn't there to guard you? Damn it, it took half an hour to smoke me to death."
The two chatted one after another, and soon they arrived near the sewer, Chen Jiacong's pants had already been taken off, and at this moment, he directly urinated.
"Roar!"
Suddenly, a zombie rushed out of the sewer. Its sharp fangs were extremely exaggerated, like a giant python. Its mouth opened wide and it bit Chen Jiacong's leg with a loud bang.
"Fuck!"
Chen Jiacong had just finished urinating halfway, and the sudden shock immediately cut off his flow. He hurriedly took two steps back, narrowly avoiding the zombie attack.
Fortunately, the sewer opening is relatively narrow, and most of the zombie's body is stuck in it, otherwise Chen Jiacong would definitely be in danger this time.
Tan Guangming in the back didn't expect that there would really be zombies appearing, and he slashed up with the big knife in his hand without hesitation. With a puff, the zombie's head was instantly blown off, split in half like a watermelon.
Black blood flowed instantly, and the stench of the whole area rose.
Chen Jiacong swallowed hard and shed a drop of cold sweat. If he hadn't dodged in time, he might have been bitten by a zombie.
"Are you OK?"
Tan Guangming asked with concern.
Chen Jiacong responded with lingering fear: "It's okay, it's really bad luck to meet zombies while peeing."
At this point, Chen Jiacong suddenly remembered something. He hurriedly lowered his head and found that his pants were wet, and his face instantly turned red.
He was halfway through peeing when the zombies suddenly appeared, frightening him so much that he forgot that he was still peeing. Now he was fine and his pants were completely wet.
"Damn, that's great!"
Tan Guangming winked at Chen Jiacong, and all kinds of compliments came one after another, which immediately made Chen Jiacong furious, wishing to kill this hateful guy with one knife in order to kill him.
"what happened?"
Wu Guang had already become a frightened bird. At this time, he found out that there was something going on here, so he rushed over immediately.
Seeing someone coming, Chen Jiacong was embarrassed and responded hastily: "It's okay, it's just that a zombie suddenly came out of the sewer. Don't worry, it's been solved."
"sewer?"
Hearing Chen Jiacong's words, Wu Guang was immediately frightened to death. At this time, he finally realized that something was wrong, it was the sewer!
"gather!"
Wu Guang yelled. He hurried to Huo Yading and said anxiously: "Captain Huo, we are in trouble. The southern suburbs are low-lying and there have been many floods. Later, a huge drainage system was built here, and the floods were controlled. .”
"what do you mean?"
Huo Yading looked at the land under his feet with a vague gaze, and a bad feeling arose in his heart.
"The zombies are all hiding underground. If my guess is correct, they are now suppressing their hunger and thirst, and are ready to launch a thunderous blow against us at any time."
Wu Guang's words were astonishing, and several people around were shocked when they heard this.
"Don't zombies have no brains? Shouldn't they rush out when they know humans are coming?"
Huang Yongsheng was puzzled and asked the question that everyone wanted to know.
Wu Guang's eyes dimmed, and he responded, "That's exactly what I'm worried about. If I'm not mistaken, there's a Tier [-] zombie here."
"Tier [-] zombies!"
Everyone gasped, and Huo Yading and Huang Yongsheng's pupils constricted at the same time. If they encountered a second-order zombie, they might not necessarily be their opponents together.
Judging from the current situation, the second-tier zombies have not yet given the order to attack. Just now, Chen Jiacong accidentally pissed on the zombie's head, temporarily breaking away from the second-tier zombie's control and revealing its position.
"Get out of here immediately!"
Huo Yading decisively issued an order to retreat, and now the equipment has been collected and can return to the base at any time.
However, just when everyone was about to evacuate, earth-shattering roars rose into the sky like a stormy sea, the whole ground began to vibrate crazily, and densely packed zombies came out from the ground.
Every zombie was covered with black mucus, and it looked extremely disgusting. They stretched out their sharp claws and bared their fangs, and launched a crazy attack towards the Lu family army.
"Block the sewer entrance immediately! Quick!"
……
This year, I am grateful for you. I hope that I will not let you down again in the new journey in the future.
happy New Year!
(End of this chapter)
Ever since he became the vice-captain of the Tiantong organization, Wu Guang has become extremely sensitive, and he has an extremely good control over the surrounding situation. No clues can escape the eyes of the Tiantong organization.
According to past experience, as long as the area has not been completely cleared, there will be many wandering zombies around. Most of the zombies are distributed in dots. The zombies will only gather when they are attracted by the outside world.
But the current situation is very strange. The southern suburbs have obviously not been cleaned up, and there are no traces of fighting around. How can the streets be so clean?
Even if a wandering zombie appeared, Wu Guang's mood would be better.
It's so quiet in here, it's eerily quiet.
Huo Yading has been comforting Wu Guang, telling him not to be too stressed. Even if zombies suddenly appear, the Killing God Team will kill them all immediately.
Time passed slowly, and Lu Jiajun soon loaded the required equipment onto the truck, and the task was about to be completed.
But at this moment, some people noticed something was wrong.
"Do you smell it? Why does it smell so bad?"
"Yeah, isn't the rancid smell too strong?"
"It's so strange. There are obviously no zombies, so why is there such a strong rotten smell?"
Everyone is too familiar with this rancid smell. It is obviously the smell of zombies, and it can be smelled even from a long distance.
Wu Guang reacted immediately and ordered the Tiantong organization to disperse, search for information carefully, and report immediately if he finds out.
Not only the members of the Tiantong organization were busy, but the soldiers of the Lu family army were also watching around. They had never encountered such an unusual thing before, and they were extremely frightened.
Tan Guangming and Chen Jiacong carried a sophisticated instrument onto the truck, and they finally breathed a sigh of relief. Among all the instruments, this plasma analyzer was the most valuable.
The two were careful not to break it.
"Hey, I'm really exhausted. I've been busy for so long, and I haven't peed until now."
Chen Jiacong muttered, then untied his belt and prepared to deal with it on the spot.
"Go away and pee, Zhennima is shameless, defecating everywhere in front of so many people, that's what you bastard did."
Tan Guangming kicked Chen Jiacong's ass and kicked him aside.
"Damn you, I'm afraid that zombies will attack suddenly. I'll go pee over there, and you come and protect me."
After Chen Jiacong finished speaking, he turned around and walked towards the corner next to him. There was a sewer there, and he was going to solve it there.
Tan Guangming laughed and cursed, but still picked up his sword and followed him. If zombies really came out, he could protect Chen Jiachong immediately.
"You are not a little daughter-in-law. You have to find someone to protect you when you pee. You are really the best."
"Do you have the guts to say that last time you took a shit, I wasn't there to guard you? Damn it, it took half an hour to smoke me to death."
The two chatted one after another, and soon they arrived near the sewer, Chen Jiacong's pants had already been taken off, and at this moment, he directly urinated.
"Roar!"
Suddenly, a zombie rushed out of the sewer. Its sharp fangs were extremely exaggerated, like a giant python. Its mouth opened wide and it bit Chen Jiacong's leg with a loud bang.
"Fuck!"
Chen Jiacong had just finished urinating halfway, and the sudden shock immediately cut off his flow. He hurriedly took two steps back, narrowly avoiding the zombie attack.
Fortunately, the sewer opening is relatively narrow, and most of the zombie's body is stuck in it, otherwise Chen Jiacong would definitely be in danger this time.
Tan Guangming in the back didn't expect that there would really be zombies appearing, and he slashed up with the big knife in his hand without hesitation. With a puff, the zombie's head was instantly blown off, split in half like a watermelon.
Black blood flowed instantly, and the stench of the whole area rose.
Chen Jiacong swallowed hard and shed a drop of cold sweat. If he hadn't dodged in time, he might have been bitten by a zombie.
"Are you OK?"
Tan Guangming asked with concern.
Chen Jiacong responded with lingering fear: "It's okay, it's really bad luck to meet zombies while peeing."
At this point, Chen Jiacong suddenly remembered something. He hurriedly lowered his head and found that his pants were wet, and his face instantly turned red.
He was halfway through peeing when the zombies suddenly appeared, frightening him so much that he forgot that he was still peeing. Now he was fine and his pants were completely wet.
"Damn, that's great!"
Tan Guangming winked at Chen Jiacong, and all kinds of compliments came one after another, which immediately made Chen Jiacong furious, wishing to kill this hateful guy with one knife in order to kill him.
"what happened?"
Wu Guang had already become a frightened bird. At this time, he found out that there was something going on here, so he rushed over immediately.
Seeing someone coming, Chen Jiacong was embarrassed and responded hastily: "It's okay, it's just that a zombie suddenly came out of the sewer. Don't worry, it's been solved."
"sewer?"
Hearing Chen Jiacong's words, Wu Guang was immediately frightened to death. At this time, he finally realized that something was wrong, it was the sewer!
"gather!"
Wu Guang yelled. He hurried to Huo Yading and said anxiously: "Captain Huo, we are in trouble. The southern suburbs are low-lying and there have been many floods. Later, a huge drainage system was built here, and the floods were controlled. .”
"what do you mean?"
Huo Yading looked at the land under his feet with a vague gaze, and a bad feeling arose in his heart.
"The zombies are all hiding underground. If my guess is correct, they are now suppressing their hunger and thirst, and are ready to launch a thunderous blow against us at any time."
Wu Guang's words were astonishing, and several people around were shocked when they heard this.
"Don't zombies have no brains? Shouldn't they rush out when they know humans are coming?"
Huang Yongsheng was puzzled and asked the question that everyone wanted to know.
Wu Guang's eyes dimmed, and he responded, "That's exactly what I'm worried about. If I'm not mistaken, there's a Tier [-] zombie here."
"Tier [-] zombies!"
Everyone gasped, and Huo Yading and Huang Yongsheng's pupils constricted at the same time. If they encountered a second-order zombie, they might not necessarily be their opponents together.
Judging from the current situation, the second-tier zombies have not yet given the order to attack. Just now, Chen Jiacong accidentally pissed on the zombie's head, temporarily breaking away from the second-tier zombie's control and revealing its position.
"Get out of here immediately!"
Huo Yading decisively issued an order to retreat, and now the equipment has been collected and can return to the base at any time.
However, just when everyone was about to evacuate, earth-shattering roars rose into the sky like a stormy sea, the whole ground began to vibrate crazily, and densely packed zombies came out from the ground.
Every zombie was covered with black mucus, and it looked extremely disgusting. They stretched out their sharp claws and bared their fangs, and launched a crazy attack towards the Lu family army.
"Block the sewer entrance immediately! Quick!"
……
This year, I am grateful for you. I hope that I will not let you down again in the new journey in the future.
happy New Year!
(End of this chapter)
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