My system is a bit crazy
Chapter 10
Chapter 10
Jiang Hong and Jiang Lan's frantic catching of scarabs in the park attracted many children playing games in the park.
Today is a weekend, and it is almost dusk at this moment. The temperature is not high and the sun is not strong. There are a lot of children in the park. Some of them are holding small water guns, some are holding small soil shovels, and some are wearing homemade willow rings. Come to Jiang Hong and Jiang Lan.
Jiang Lan looked at so many children around her and immediately thought of herself when she was a child, when she was surrounded by her brother like them.
When Jiang Hong threw the No.90 nine scarabs and one scarab into the bug basket, a reminder sounded in his head.
【Ding】
[The task was completed in 56 minutes and 39 seconds]
[Since your task completion is good, start the chain task - the punishment of the willow tree]
……
Jiang Hong: Wow, it's really lucky to start a chain mission. I don't know what this chain mission is for. First, find a place to enter the system to see the mission details.
Jiang Hong explained to his sister, asking her to pay attention to the children around her, don't let the brats open the bug basket, he went to the toilet first, and will be back soon.
Jiang Lan responded, she had caught six more beetles than Jiang Hong, if she was let go by the brat, Jiang Dahong would not admit it and buy her a skin, but she would have no place to cry, just the worm The basket is in my arms.
……
Jiang Hong randomly found an unoccupied stairwell, the toilet in the community was dirty and smelly, and he didn't really want to go to the toilet.
【Welcome to King System】
【Enter the mission hall】
[Task [-]: The Sorrow of the Willow Tree (Completed)]
[Task Rewards: Experience +50, King Coin +5, Blessing of the Willow Tree] (Available)
[Task [-]: The Punishment of the Willow Tree]
[Mission details: The ignorant and greedy scarabs have been restricted in their freedom, but the willow by the pond knows that new foragers will appear soon, so they decided to severely punish these annoying foragers.Within two hours, the 100 scarabs caught were tied with white strings and hung on the fountain in the center of the pond. 】
[Quest item: Aunt Li's sewing thread]
Item introduction: The sewing thread used by Aunt Li to sew clothes for her husband in the army is twice as tough as ordinary thread, and the clothes made of them have the effect of cold resistance.
[Task item: "35 folk ways of tying scarab beetles"]
Item introduction: From folk tips for tying scarabs, it contains the wisdom and creativity of countless people, and their understanding of the scarab's body has reached the point of perfection. .
[Task Rewards: Experience +70, King Coin +5, Qiuchen Willow Branch +1]
[Punishment for mission failure: force-feed (task amount - actual amount) x 10 scarabs and string them together with sewing thread to eat them together]
[Task progress: 0/100]
[Mission countdown: 1:57:55]
……
Jiang Hong clicked on the two mission items [Aunt Li's Sewing Thread] and ["35 Folk Ways to Bind Scarabs"].
Aunt Li's sewing thread is white thread twice as tough as ordinary thread.
On the contrary, "35 Ways of Binding Scarab Beetles in the Folk" is indeed a skill book, and you don't need to spend the king's coins to learn it. Just confirm it, and Jiang Hong learned it immediately.
【Skill】
【life skill】
1.【Desperate scarab (control technique)】
Level: Elementary
Proficiency: 0/100
Skill introduction: The person who edited this book is lazy, leaving nothing behind...
"Is sister Daji here?"
"Master, I'm here!"
Daji got out from Jiang Hong's chest, Jiang Hong was caught off guard.
"What is this life skill?"
"It's just some skills mastered in real life."
"I still don't understand, why is there no CD and mana HP consumption?"
"The master has learned the guitar for a year, and being able to play the guitar is a life skill that belongs to you, the master, but this skill has not been activated. The skill of "The Scarab of Despair" is like the guitar that you have learned for a year, the master. Integrate into your life. It doesn't mean that there is no mana consumption or life value consumption. In fact, if you want to bind a bronze-level chafer, you have to enchant the binding method and consume life to suppress it. These are all hidden, depending on the situation, and there are levels of proficiency, the higher the level, the more skilled the technique is!
If the master's own level rises in the future, not only can the void be formed into a line, but also can be instantly bound and controlled! "
Jiang Hong nodded. It turned out to be the same reason. If one day he activates the life skills related to the guitar and consumes mana on the strings of the guitar, then the sound will be accompanied by magic attacks.Just like you swing your fist and expend your life with all your strength, you can launch a high-volume physical attack.
Consciousness returned to the physical body, and by the way, Aunt Li's sewing thread was taken out.
Well, the appearance is just a very ordinary needlework.
But the task punishment has to be eaten together with the beetle, and I don't know if my stomach can bear it.
……
Back to his younger sister Jiang Lan, Chong Lan was well protected, with a few brats beside her watching over her.
"Jiang Hong, what are we going to do now?"
Jiang Lan asked in confusion.
"Let's have fun, just like when we were kids, tie up these scarabs and let them fly to the other end of the string we are holding. How about tying dozens of them, haha, flying around in a mess? Interesting?"
"Jiang Hong, you are boring!"
"Huh? Really?"
"Really, it's too early to tie up so many of them!"
"You tie it or not, if you don't tie it, I will play by myself!"
"Don't, let's play together!"
Jiang Hong opened the insect basket, grabbed a scarab from it, and then used the binding method in the skill [Desperate Scarab]. After a while, a scarab flew up, with a thread tied to its thigh, and the other end of the thread was tied to the In Jiang Hong's hands.
Jiang Hong handed the scarab to the children beside him.
"Little ass, do you want it?"
"think!!!"
"Conditional? I'll only let you play for half an hour, and I'll take it back after half an hour! Promise me to return it on time in half an hour, and I'll let you play! Is that okay?"
"Row!"
All the children answered in unison.
"Then line up and come one by one!"
Jiang Hong smiled, and handed over the string in his hand to the nearest little boy. The little boy had a new 'toy' and was bouncing around to play with it.
After that, Jiang Hong kept taking out the beetles from the basket and binding them in different ways.
Thigh wrapping!
Solid shell pressing fin binding method!
Spiral Reverse Binding!
Three-leg chain binding method!
Death's head-tying method!
……
Scarab: This human being is too scary!There are no repetitions in the way of death!Mom, I want to go home!
Different from Scarab's thinking, many children looked at Jiang Hong with admiration. This man is really amazing.
"Wow, how did he have so many worms in his bottle?"
"Mama forbids me to play with Chongchong, saying that Chongchong is poisonous. Brother, is this Chongchong poisonous?"
"Wow, that's amazing!"
"Wow, brother, can you tie me a bow?"
"Uncle, I want ten worms!"
Jiang Hong:? ? ?
uncle?
Well, I'll give you the broken one later!
……
The proficiency of Jiang Hong's skill [Scarab of Despair] kept increasing.
Jiang Xiaolan at the side found that Jiang Hong's knotting technique was gimmicky, but it seemed to be very useful.
"Jiang Hong, where did you learn all this?"
Jiang Lan asked.
"There is an elective course in the university, I learned it there! If you want to learn it, I can teach you!"
Jiang Hong casually lied without reddening his face.This further deepened Jiang Xiaolan's longing for college life.
An hour later, the insect basket was empty, and the park was full of beetles flying, which was a spectacular scene.
There must not be a hundred children, and each of the twenty or so children is tied with three or four threads.
Jiang Hong and Jiang Lan each signed two. They are now on the small wooden bridge in the pond, as if they have returned to eight years ago. The older brother was in the sixth grade and the younger sister was in the first grade. They once stood on the wooden bridge like this to watch Looking at the sunset, that is their most carefree time.
The sunset dyes the sky red, and the people under the clouds are happy. This may be the meaning of life.
Jiang Hong knew that he would not be able to make up 100 in the end, so he simply grabbed a few more from the willow tree and tied them up. He looked at his phone and saw that it was almost time for the mission. He took back the 'toys' from the children one by one, The children were also obedient, and they all promised Jiang Hong, so soon he gathered a hundred threads in his hands, and a few bratty children sneaked away. Fortunately, he prepared some more in advance.
A hundred beetles flew around him, Jiang Hong felt good about himself, but Jiang Lan who was beside him slowly moved away from him, and couldn't stand it anymore.
Intensive phobia is about to commit!
Just ask an ordinary person, if a hundred scarabs fly around you and even climb on you, they will panic even if they are not afraid.
Um?What is Jiang Hong going to do?
And the beetles died together.
I saw that Jiang Hong took off his shoes and socks and put them on the edge of the pond, rolled up his trousers and went into the water.
Jiang Lan:? ? ?
All the children:? ? ?
Passerby:? ? ?
The scarab who was tied up:? ? ?
I saw Jiang Hong walking to the center of the pond, where there was a fountain mouth protruding from the water.
Jiang Hong poked the one hundred threads into one thread and tied it tightly to the mouth of the fountain.
The breeze blew gently, and the scene seemed very quiet at this moment.
Jiang Hong: Yeah, the mission is complete!
Jiang Lan: I knock, Jiang Hong is definitely terminally ill!There is no salvation!
All the children: This brother/uncle is really handsome/cool/crazy/degenerate/fool/stupid!
Note to the parents of Jiang Hong's children: in the future, the children must never be exposed to this psychosis/degeneration.
Passerby: This can't be a Harpy, can it?
One Hundred Scarabs: Why should I treat me like this when I play along with you.
The sky is the sky, wipe out my good insects.
It is not my fault that I will die today.
Don’t be a scarab in the next life.
I hate!
……
With eyes like looking mentally retarded, Jiang Lan quickly dragged Jiang Dahong out of the park.
What a shame!
When Jiang Hong left, he didn't forget to take Granny Zhang's insect basket and Aunt Li's sewing thread.
(To be continued)
Let's work hard together! ()
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Hong and Jiang Lan's frantic catching of scarabs in the park attracted many children playing games in the park.
Today is a weekend, and it is almost dusk at this moment. The temperature is not high and the sun is not strong. There are a lot of children in the park. Some of them are holding small water guns, some are holding small soil shovels, and some are wearing homemade willow rings. Come to Jiang Hong and Jiang Lan.
Jiang Lan looked at so many children around her and immediately thought of herself when she was a child, when she was surrounded by her brother like them.
When Jiang Hong threw the No.90 nine scarabs and one scarab into the bug basket, a reminder sounded in his head.
【Ding】
[The task was completed in 56 minutes and 39 seconds]
[Since your task completion is good, start the chain task - the punishment of the willow tree]
……
Jiang Hong: Wow, it's really lucky to start a chain mission. I don't know what this chain mission is for. First, find a place to enter the system to see the mission details.
Jiang Hong explained to his sister, asking her to pay attention to the children around her, don't let the brats open the bug basket, he went to the toilet first, and will be back soon.
Jiang Lan responded, she had caught six more beetles than Jiang Hong, if she was let go by the brat, Jiang Dahong would not admit it and buy her a skin, but she would have no place to cry, just the worm The basket is in my arms.
……
Jiang Hong randomly found an unoccupied stairwell, the toilet in the community was dirty and smelly, and he didn't really want to go to the toilet.
【Welcome to King System】
【Enter the mission hall】
[Task [-]: The Sorrow of the Willow Tree (Completed)]
[Task Rewards: Experience +50, King Coin +5, Blessing of the Willow Tree] (Available)
[Task [-]: The Punishment of the Willow Tree]
[Mission details: The ignorant and greedy scarabs have been restricted in their freedom, but the willow by the pond knows that new foragers will appear soon, so they decided to severely punish these annoying foragers.Within two hours, the 100 scarabs caught were tied with white strings and hung on the fountain in the center of the pond. 】
[Quest item: Aunt Li's sewing thread]
Item introduction: The sewing thread used by Aunt Li to sew clothes for her husband in the army is twice as tough as ordinary thread, and the clothes made of them have the effect of cold resistance.
[Task item: "35 folk ways of tying scarab beetles"]
Item introduction: From folk tips for tying scarabs, it contains the wisdom and creativity of countless people, and their understanding of the scarab's body has reached the point of perfection. .
[Task Rewards: Experience +70, King Coin +5, Qiuchen Willow Branch +1]
[Punishment for mission failure: force-feed (task amount - actual amount) x 10 scarabs and string them together with sewing thread to eat them together]
[Task progress: 0/100]
[Mission countdown: 1:57:55]
……
Jiang Hong clicked on the two mission items [Aunt Li's Sewing Thread] and ["35 Folk Ways to Bind Scarabs"].
Aunt Li's sewing thread is white thread twice as tough as ordinary thread.
On the contrary, "35 Ways of Binding Scarab Beetles in the Folk" is indeed a skill book, and you don't need to spend the king's coins to learn it. Just confirm it, and Jiang Hong learned it immediately.
【Skill】
【life skill】
1.【Desperate scarab (control technique)】
Level: Elementary
Proficiency: 0/100
Skill introduction: The person who edited this book is lazy, leaving nothing behind...
"Is sister Daji here?"
"Master, I'm here!"
Daji got out from Jiang Hong's chest, Jiang Hong was caught off guard.
"What is this life skill?"
"It's just some skills mastered in real life."
"I still don't understand, why is there no CD and mana HP consumption?"
"The master has learned the guitar for a year, and being able to play the guitar is a life skill that belongs to you, the master, but this skill has not been activated. The skill of "The Scarab of Despair" is like the guitar that you have learned for a year, the master. Integrate into your life. It doesn't mean that there is no mana consumption or life value consumption. In fact, if you want to bind a bronze-level chafer, you have to enchant the binding method and consume life to suppress it. These are all hidden, depending on the situation, and there are levels of proficiency, the higher the level, the more skilled the technique is!
If the master's own level rises in the future, not only can the void be formed into a line, but also can be instantly bound and controlled! "
Jiang Hong nodded. It turned out to be the same reason. If one day he activates the life skills related to the guitar and consumes mana on the strings of the guitar, then the sound will be accompanied by magic attacks.Just like you swing your fist and expend your life with all your strength, you can launch a high-volume physical attack.
Consciousness returned to the physical body, and by the way, Aunt Li's sewing thread was taken out.
Well, the appearance is just a very ordinary needlework.
But the task punishment has to be eaten together with the beetle, and I don't know if my stomach can bear it.
……
Back to his younger sister Jiang Lan, Chong Lan was well protected, with a few brats beside her watching over her.
"Jiang Hong, what are we going to do now?"
Jiang Lan asked in confusion.
"Let's have fun, just like when we were kids, tie up these scarabs and let them fly to the other end of the string we are holding. How about tying dozens of them, haha, flying around in a mess? Interesting?"
"Jiang Hong, you are boring!"
"Huh? Really?"
"Really, it's too early to tie up so many of them!"
"You tie it or not, if you don't tie it, I will play by myself!"
"Don't, let's play together!"
Jiang Hong opened the insect basket, grabbed a scarab from it, and then used the binding method in the skill [Desperate Scarab]. After a while, a scarab flew up, with a thread tied to its thigh, and the other end of the thread was tied to the In Jiang Hong's hands.
Jiang Hong handed the scarab to the children beside him.
"Little ass, do you want it?"
"think!!!"
"Conditional? I'll only let you play for half an hour, and I'll take it back after half an hour! Promise me to return it on time in half an hour, and I'll let you play! Is that okay?"
"Row!"
All the children answered in unison.
"Then line up and come one by one!"
Jiang Hong smiled, and handed over the string in his hand to the nearest little boy. The little boy had a new 'toy' and was bouncing around to play with it.
After that, Jiang Hong kept taking out the beetles from the basket and binding them in different ways.
Thigh wrapping!
Solid shell pressing fin binding method!
Spiral Reverse Binding!
Three-leg chain binding method!
Death's head-tying method!
……
Scarab: This human being is too scary!There are no repetitions in the way of death!Mom, I want to go home!
Different from Scarab's thinking, many children looked at Jiang Hong with admiration. This man is really amazing.
"Wow, how did he have so many worms in his bottle?"
"Mama forbids me to play with Chongchong, saying that Chongchong is poisonous. Brother, is this Chongchong poisonous?"
"Wow, that's amazing!"
"Wow, brother, can you tie me a bow?"
"Uncle, I want ten worms!"
Jiang Hong:? ? ?
uncle?
Well, I'll give you the broken one later!
……
The proficiency of Jiang Hong's skill [Scarab of Despair] kept increasing.
Jiang Xiaolan at the side found that Jiang Hong's knotting technique was gimmicky, but it seemed to be very useful.
"Jiang Hong, where did you learn all this?"
Jiang Lan asked.
"There is an elective course in the university, I learned it there! If you want to learn it, I can teach you!"
Jiang Hong casually lied without reddening his face.This further deepened Jiang Xiaolan's longing for college life.
An hour later, the insect basket was empty, and the park was full of beetles flying, which was a spectacular scene.
There must not be a hundred children, and each of the twenty or so children is tied with three or four threads.
Jiang Hong and Jiang Lan each signed two. They are now on the small wooden bridge in the pond, as if they have returned to eight years ago. The older brother was in the sixth grade and the younger sister was in the first grade. They once stood on the wooden bridge like this to watch Looking at the sunset, that is their most carefree time.
The sunset dyes the sky red, and the people under the clouds are happy. This may be the meaning of life.
Jiang Hong knew that he would not be able to make up 100 in the end, so he simply grabbed a few more from the willow tree and tied them up. He looked at his phone and saw that it was almost time for the mission. He took back the 'toys' from the children one by one, The children were also obedient, and they all promised Jiang Hong, so soon he gathered a hundred threads in his hands, and a few bratty children sneaked away. Fortunately, he prepared some more in advance.
A hundred beetles flew around him, Jiang Hong felt good about himself, but Jiang Lan who was beside him slowly moved away from him, and couldn't stand it anymore.
Intensive phobia is about to commit!
Just ask an ordinary person, if a hundred scarabs fly around you and even climb on you, they will panic even if they are not afraid.
Um?What is Jiang Hong going to do?
And the beetles died together.
I saw that Jiang Hong took off his shoes and socks and put them on the edge of the pond, rolled up his trousers and went into the water.
Jiang Lan:? ? ?
All the children:? ? ?
Passerby:? ? ?
The scarab who was tied up:? ? ?
I saw Jiang Hong walking to the center of the pond, where there was a fountain mouth protruding from the water.
Jiang Hong poked the one hundred threads into one thread and tied it tightly to the mouth of the fountain.
The breeze blew gently, and the scene seemed very quiet at this moment.
Jiang Hong: Yeah, the mission is complete!
Jiang Lan: I knock, Jiang Hong is definitely terminally ill!There is no salvation!
All the children: This brother/uncle is really handsome/cool/crazy/degenerate/fool/stupid!
Note to the parents of Jiang Hong's children: in the future, the children must never be exposed to this psychosis/degeneration.
Passerby: This can't be a Harpy, can it?
One Hundred Scarabs: Why should I treat me like this when I play along with you.
The sky is the sky, wipe out my good insects.
It is not my fault that I will die today.
Don’t be a scarab in the next life.
I hate!
……
With eyes like looking mentally retarded, Jiang Lan quickly dragged Jiang Dahong out of the park.
What a shame!
When Jiang Hong left, he didn't forget to take Granny Zhang's insect basket and Aunt Li's sewing thread.
(To be continued)
Let's work hard together! ()
(End of this chapter)
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