Getting married by mistake: the embarrassing wife of the cold-faced president

Chapter 188 Sweet Journey 7
After leaving Dali the next day, we went to Kunming again.

Stayed in Kunming for one day.

First, I went to Stone Forest Park to see the various stone mountains.Kunming Stone Forest World Geopark has the most peculiar karst landform in the world. According to research, about [-] million years ago, it was still a land of swamps. Later, the limestone in the sea was washed by sea water, leaving countless karst ditches and columns. .Later, due to crustal movement, the Eurasian plate collided with the Indian plate, the crust here continued to rise, and the sea gradually became land.After hundreds of millions of years of scorching sun, rain erosion, weathering, and earthquakes, this magnificent landscape was finally formed.

Cheng Yiming and I stood among those majestic, steep cliffs, jagged peaks, and natural rock formations. We looked up and looked at the various types of scenery. There are tens of thousands of horses, some are like stone castles and secluded cities, some are like birds and beasts, and like everything in the world, they are vivid and lifelike.

The two were amazed.

I said, "Hey, these stone forests are really spectacular."

Cheng Yiming said: "Yes, these clusters of huge gray-black pinnacles and stone pillars, looking up at the sky and piercing the blue sky, look like a vast forest."

In the afternoon, go to the World Expo.

The Expo Park is located in the Golden Palace Scenic Area in the northeast suburb, about 4 kilometers away from KM city.It is a grand view garden with "Yunnan characteristics, Chinese style, and world-class" gardening and horticultural products.

"Come on, handsome guy, give me a smile, and I will take a pretty picture of you." I took the phone and took a photo with great interest, while tilting my head and said to Cheng Yiming.

Cheng Yiming deliberately opposed me, grinned, bared his teeth, and made an expression uglier than crying.

"Well, not bad." I smiled hippie: "This smile has the charm of trying to squeeze it out of the toothpaste case. Although it doesn't get full marks, for the sake of acquaintances, it barely passes."

Cheng Yiming made another grinning expression.

"That's how you behave." I am very satisfied: "Smile, ten years old."

"Do you want to laugh a few more times, and then laugh like a baby?" Cheng Yiming asked jokingly.

I squinted, and the boss rolled his eyes at him: "Is there such a tall and mighty baby? If so, who can hold it?"

I took a few photos of Cheng Yiming, and then took a photo with Cheng Yiming.Because there is no camera, I took pictures with my mobile phone, and Cheng Yiming and I took pictures of our heads.Seeing an administrator not far away, I ran over and said with a slanderous face, "Sister, can you take a photo for us?"

The administrator was also kind-hearted, and took several intimate photos for us in a row.While enthusiastically helping to take pictures, the administrator also enthusiastically went to the bottom of the matter: "Are you a couple?"

"No, he's my brother and I'm his sister." I giggled and rushed to say.

"You are brothers and sisters, why don't you look alike at all?" the administrator wondered.

"We are not biological, she was picked up by my mother from the trash." Cheng Yiming was in a great mood, and joked with me.

"No, you're wrong." I shook my head and corrected solemnly: "Your mother didn't pick me up from the trash, but picked it up next to the Rolls-Royce."

The administrator was even more puzzled: "Is there a difference?"

I said, "Yes. A Rolls-Royce is better than a dump."

Cheng Yiming laughed "haha". With his smile, the garden was full of spring.

Thanks admin, let's keep going.

At this time, a few foreign women approached. They might be models. They were tall, very young, with excellent figure, very beautiful, and stylishly dressed. Wherever they went, they attracted the attention of countless people.

I walked past them, while my grandfather started to measure them secretly with his eyes. After they were far away, I said to Cheng Yiming: "They are really tall, and the shortest one is no less than 180 centimeters. Wearing high heels, they are even taller than you." Be tall."

Cheng Yiming gave me a half-smile expression. He seemed to have remembered something, and suddenly said, "Lala, I'll give you a guess for a riddle. If you guess right, you'll get a prize."

"What puzzle?" I asked quickly.

"First of all, this is a very pure riddle, don't try to get it wrong." Cheng Yiming said with a serious expression on purpose.

"Too much talk!" I asked, "What riddle?"

"Guess two words, listen carefully: eunuchs originally had them, but they disappeared after entering the palace; monks had them, but they couldn't use them; Chinese people are short, foreigners are long. What is that?" Cheng Yiming asked.

"Damn!" As soon as he finished speaking, I yelled "wow": "I said don't think about it, your riddle is already wrong."

"You didn't even think about the answer, so you just said crooked." Cheng Yiming glanced at me and smiled.

"Is there any need to think about it?" I hummed and said, "Who doesn't know such a simple thing?"

"Then tell me, what is it?" Cheng Yiming asked.

"Of course we women don't have it, but you men have it, a certain part of your body." I said.

"Wrong." Cheng Yiming said, "Both men and women."

"Is it only for women to change genders?" I asked with squinting eyes.

"You don't have to change your sex." Cheng Yiming said.

I searched my brains and thought hard, but I still couldn’t figure it out: "What is that?" I said again: "Aside from men, what else?"

Cheng Yiming shook his head and smiled: "Lala, your thoughts are not pure, so you guessed wrong."

Unconvinced, I glared at him and asked, "What is that?"

Cheng Yiming said, "Name."

name?I thought about it, and it was right.Before the eunuchs entered the palace, they originally had their own names, but after entering the palace, their names disappeared and were changed to "Xiao Lizi" and "Xiao Dengzi". Monks also had their own names, but that couldn't be used. It is well known that foreigners' names are longer than Chinese names.

I chased Cheng Yiming and called: "Okay, you are playing tricks on me. Let me guess with such crooked riddles."

Cheng Yiming laughed: "It's you who want to go wrong, the riddle is pure, you are not pure."

After visiting the World Expo, I went to the Golden Palace of the Taihe Palace.

The Golden Palace of Taihe Palace is the place where Wu Sangui, king of Pingxi, and Chen Yuanyuan, one of the "eight beauties in the south of the Yangtze River", once lived.

I said to Cheng Yiming: "I like this place. There is a kind of serenity away from the world and a paradise. I think Chen Yuanyuan was happy back then, right? Wu Sangui loved her so much and rebuilt such a beautiful place. Here, happy like a fairy."

Cheng Yiming held a different opinion: "I read Jin Yong's "Dragon Babu" when I was in middle school. I remember that it was described in the novel that Chen Yuanyuan didn't love Wu Sangui, and she only had Li Zicheng in her heart."

I said, "What's so good about Li Zicheng? He's just a proud and complacent brute."

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(End of this chapter)