Getting married by mistake: the embarrassing wife of the cold-faced president

Chapter 171
The boy said: "Sister, everyone here is an adult, not a kindergarten child. How could it be that there is no first time? I have lived for more than ten years, and there is no first time. It is not my own body and mind. It’s not normal, it’s just that the person around him is not normal physically and mentally.”

Everyone laughed.

Qiao Weizhong was even more overjoyed.

I gave him a hard look, and the guy smiled even more happily.I was angry, and muttered in a low voice resentfully: "Who said that I am abnormal physically and mentally? The abnormality is caused by others, not me, okay?" The voice was so low that the air flow only turned in the throat, but Cheng Yiming beside me I heard it, and looked at me with meaningful eyes.

My face turned into that of Guan Gong.

Quickly turn your head away, not daring to look at him.

Qiao Weizhong sang first. He sang "Left and Right Hands" by his brother Leslie Cheung: "...From that day on I fell in love with my left hand, and from that day on I hated my right hand. What can I have. Keep you, don't leave, but how can I do it, except for my hands, love is hard to steal..."

It is said that GAY is sung by left and right hands. In Hong Kong, women represent the right hand and men represent the left hand.

Some people also said that the girlfriend shook her right hand to say goodbye, so she hated the right hand ever since.The left hand is used to hold hands, so I fell in love with the left hand, but I still use the right hand more in life.The right hand represents painful but realistic memories, while the left hand represents sweet memories.

Magalio sang "My Heart Will Go On" - the theme song of the movie "Titanic", which translates to "My Heart Will Go On".

Cheng Yiming told a joke, because the boy said that he should wear "color", so he said "color": "A few days ago, I was tired from work, I was not feeling well, and I was coughing. When I got off work, I went to I went to the pharmacy and decided to buy some medicines for clearing away heat and nourishing the lungs. As soon as I walked out of the pharmacy, an elder sister came up to me. I said that I was not in good spirits and I didn’t know what medicine to buy. The elder sister gave me a box of Hercules. And said enthusiastically, this effect is good, quite useful. When I saw the explanation, I was dizzy, it increases sexual function, strengthens yang and invigorates kidney.”

Deng Dongyu asked: "What happened later?"

Cheng Yiming continued: "I said I was just tired from work, and I didn't need it. But the elder sister introduced other medicines, such as Chinese soft-shelled turtle essence, turtle pill, Yansheng Hubao, male strong, oriental medicine. Divine power, a Liu, etc., are all perverted things, such as me, her, everyone, men's pride and women's happiness. I got angry, and I said, nothing else, that's all? The eldest sister said, There are many, there are many treatments for impotence/withering, you can see which one is suitable for you.”

Qiao Wei asked, "Did you buy it?"

Cheng Yiming said: "Of course I didn't buy the ones she recommended. What medicine do I want? I don't need it. Later I thought, I'm just tired. American ginseng is a tonic for clearing away heat and suppressing fire. I'll just buy western pills." So, I bought two boxes of Western pills. When I got home, I took Western pills to eat. I looked at the box, and there were five big golden characters printed on it: Increase sexual function! God, I finally bought Yangchun medicine."

The crowd laughed.

I didn't laugh.

I heard Cheng Yiming's implication.He was just telling me that in fact he was "normal physically and mentally."When it was my turn, I sang and sang nursery rhymes: "Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast, one has no ears, the other has no tail, how strange, how strange!"

Everyone asked: "It's over? Just these two sentences?"

I said, "It's over."

Qiao Weizhong refused, and yelled: "Is this called a song? No! No!" He smiled wickedly: "Surala, you have to take a truth-or-dare adventure and tell yourself for the first time."

Margario also joined in the fun, booing: "Yes, yes, tell me how you felt for the first time."

Halo, what first time?What is my first time?I blushed and glared at them both: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Qiao Wei winked. .

I thought about it, thought about it, and then said, "My first time...well, my first time, it was a long, long time ago, when I was young..."

Everyone looked at me in unison, and asked at the same time, "How young are you?"

I said, "It's not long since I just started kindergarten."

Qiao Weizhong laughed: "Lala, aren't you too mature? Is it the first time you just started kindergarten?"

I said, "Yeah, I was very precocious. The first time I was in kindergarten was when I was so precocious. At that time, I was quite tough, and my classmates called me an old witch behind their backs. Throughout the whole class, there was only one boy who treated me badly." Convinced, refused to listen to my command. The boy was very thin, and he was not good-looking. I gave him the nickname Ugly Monkey. Then one time—well, I forget why, the boy pissed me off Long Wei made me so angry that I led a group of female soldiers to surround him, beat him up, and forcibly took off his panties."

"Wow, it's pornographic and violent enough!" Qiao Weizhong opened his eyes wide, made an exaggerated expression, and said exaggeratedly: "Surala, I never thought you had such a glorious past. Su Lala, now you are my idol, I really admire you!"

"Cut." I said.

"What happened later." Qiao Weizhong asked again.

"The little boy was frightened and burst into tears." I said, "He cried and swore at me that when he grows up, he will marry me and go home to bully me."

"How did you answer him?" This time it was Cheng Yiming who asked with interest. .

I said: "I pointed to his nose and replied arrogantly, you dare to marry me home and try, whoever bullies you doesn't know yet!" Then I was still full of ideas, and I rushed up and deliberately kissed him loudly on the forehead After a while, the little boy cried out in fright! Uh, that was my first kiss—my first kiss."

Everyone laughed uproariously: "Hahaha!"

It was the boy of the young couple's turn to say the first time: "My first time, uh-"

The girl beside him was very nervous and stared at him: "When is it?"

The boy said, "I forgot what time it is."

The girl's face darkened, and she asked again, "With whom?"

The boy said: "Follow you! Really, who else can I follow? The first time I told you was on a bright and clear moon night, we—"

The girl blushed with embarrassment, did not continue to speak to him, stretched out her hand suddenly, and pushed him hard.The boy was carrying a heavy load, so he pushed the girl so hard, he couldn't help but rushed forward two steps, staggered and almost fell down.

The boy shouted loudly: "Help, help, someone murdered my husband."

Everyone laughed even more, very happy.

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(End of this chapter)