Getting married by mistake: the embarrassing wife of the cold-faced president

Chapter 129 Ostrich Philosophy 2
I looked at the gray Cayenne going away, in a daze.

Sometimes, it's not that I don't hate myself for being persistent.A book says: Don't give up the flowers in the whole garden for a flower that doesn't belong to you.Men, or women, are like flowers in a garden, red, white, purple, yellow... A hundred flowers are blooming, colorful, bright red and purple, when there are no apricot blossoms, there are pear blossoms, and when there are no peach blossoms, there are peonies. The beautiful chrysanthemums are spreading their petals and pistils enchantingly, and the magnolia flowers are emitting an intoxicating fragrance. Only a fool will be stabbed by a rose and praise the rose as unparalleled in the world.

But I am the kind of fool who praises roses as unparalleled in the world after being stabbed by roses.

"Huh? Su Lala, what's wrong with your arm?" It was Qiao Weizhong, who walked over from a distance and stood beside me, his eyes fell on my left arm, which was hung around my neck with a gauze strap, with a look of surprise on his face, he yelled He asked, "Why did you look like a wounded soldier? Who did it?"

I came back to my senses: "Uh, I accidentally fell down yesterday and got a slight fracture." I said again; "It doesn't hurt now. The doctor said that using a small splint can help fracture healing and function. recover."

Qiao Weizhong looked again: "Did you really fall and hurt yourself?"

I gave him a blank look: "Of course, what else do you think it is?"

Qiao Weizhong's ghostly face took two steps towards me, and said in a low voice, "I thought it was your husband who hurt you."

I frowned, displeased: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Qiao Weizhong shook his head: "Su Lala, do you know? You are an afterthought, and your intelligence development is unbalanced. Those who should be smart can't be smart, and those who shouldn't be smart can be smart." He said again: "You are me. I have seen women with the lowest Emotional Intelligence (Emotional Intelligence), at most single digits. Really, Su Lala, don’t love the men you should love, and love the men you shouldn’t love.”

I asked him, "Who is the man I should love and who is the man I should not love?"

Qiao Weizhong puffed out his chest and said stinkingly, "That Cheng Yiming is the man you shouldn't love! I, Qiao Weizhong, am the man you should love!"

Damn, this guy Qiao Weizhong knows how to talk nonsense, and he doesn't love women, why should I love him?He and his Maccarioth are like glue, love to death, is he still not satisfied?

"Sulala——" He took another step closer to me, and put his mouth close to my ear: "You and Cheng Yiming's one-year contract marriage is almost halfway through, right? After you divorced him, no one wanted you, I want you, Youwillmarryme, ok (just marry me, okay)?"

"Die!" I cursed.

"Cut! Why should I die?" Qiao Weizhong said: "A good time is waiting for me, a good life is waiting for me, I haven't had enough romance yet, so I have to live enough, right?"

I glanced at him: "A good time is waiting for you, a good life is waiting for you—bah, your parents' big stick is still waiting for you."

Qiao Weizhong became listless, and he asked discouragedly, "How do you know (how do you know)?"

I said, "A few days ago when I got off work and walked out of the building, I happened to see your mother. She was staring at a young couple with a kid in front of her in a daze, with a sad expression on her face."

Qiao Weizhong murmured: "No wonder I feel the atmosphere at home is different in the past few days. My mother is always sighing and unhappy. Ask her why, she is angry (angry), scolding me and saying that if I don't find another woman to marry , give her a grandson, she will never let me go even if she is a ghost."

I gloated: "It deserves it!"

Qiao Weizhong scolded me: "Su Lala, how can you be so disrespectful? Seeing that my mother is in a bad mood, you should go up and enlighten her, don't let her think wildly." He said again: "You are just married A husband who looks a bit more neatly like Dongfang Bubai, all my thoughts are on him, and I don’t care about other things, really, can it be possible to enlighten my mother and stab me in the ribs to kill me?"

It was my turn to scold: "Qiao Weizhong, you are the undefeated Dongfang!"

Qiao Weizhong was confident: "I'm not from the palace, okay?"

I said, "You are the undefeated Dongfang Bubai!"

Qiao Weizhong said: "I won't quarrel with you! Good men don't fight with women!"

I reminded him: "Qiao Weizhong, don't engage in ostrich philosophy, it's useless." ——The so-called ostrich philosophy means that when an ostrich in the desert encounters danger, it will always bury its head in the sand, thinking that It's safe to be invisible.

Qiao Weizhong said: "I know! But hiding for a while counts for a while!"

Qiao Weizhong and I walked into the building together while talking.

Walking to the elevator, I met Yi Xiaoyan who was waiting for the elevator.As soon as Yi Xiaoyan saw me, she immediately became jealous. Twirling her small willow-like waist, she walked up to me in a "dengdengdengdeng" way: "Sulala—" she said, "You give me Explain, adulterer/husband/prostitution/women—what do these four words mean?"

"You haven't studied?" I squinted at her.

"My family is poor and I didn't go to college." Yi Xiaoyan snorted coldly.

I imitated her, and snorted coldly: "It's not wrong that you haven't gone to college. What's wrong is that you are ignorant and incompetent. You think that youth and beauty are everything." After a pause, I said again: "You don't understand adultery/husband/ What does prostitution/women mean, then let me tell you, adulteress/husband refers to a romantic/flirtatious man who will hunt for food regardless of whether it is a cat or a dog when he sees a woman. Or grandpa is a shameless woman who throws herself into her arms shamelessly! This idiom comes from Chapter 20 of Shi Naian's "Water Margin", the most famous examples: Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian."

Yi Xiaoyan's face was distorted with anger: "Sulala, you—"

I glanced at her: "What am I? Did I say something wrong?"

Yi Xiaoyan glared at me and sneered: "Su Lala, are you jealous of me?"

I asked, "What am I jealous of you?"

Yi Xiaoyan raised her head high and said arrogantly, "I'm jealous that I'm younger and more beautiful than you, and I'm jealous that I found such a tall, rich and handsome man."

I said: "Yeah, that tall, rich and handsome man is still an old man over half a century old. It's just a pity, you are just one of the old man's many women, and you are tired of playing with him, and the end result is just being raped by him. Kick it away and want him to marry you? That's daydreaming and whimsical, let's wait for the next life." It's not that I don't think I'm being mean, but I can't control myself.

Yi Xiaoyan's face turned purple again.

I guess I hit her sore spot.

The elevator came, Qiao Weizhong quickly pulled me into the elevator as if he was calm, but Yi Xiaoyan didn't come in.The elevator door closed slowly, Qiao Weizhong stood next to me, patted his chest, and said in shock: "Lala, you speak too sharply, so sharply that I almost peeed in fear."

I don't say anything.

I just feel very annoyed.

It seems that I am still more vigorous than Zuo Linlin, and my endocrine system is not disturbed, but I am about to enter menopause earlier.

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(End of this chapter)