Fast Transmigration: The hero is going to die again

Chapter 48 Father-in-Law, Come to the Rescue (3)

"I guess I don't know the Holy Majesty." The maid said while fanning the concubine, "She just entered the palace and is still innocent. It's normal to have expectations."

"If I want to tell you, it's not that I don't know the way to do it, it's just that I don't give up." The concubine sneered, "Who in the whole court doesn't know that our emperor can't do it? But she doesn't give up. You have to have the ability to enjoy it."

When Shi Xi listened, her heart skipped a beat.

What does it mean?
Can't the emperor?And it seems that the whole world knows that the emperor can't do it?The imperial concubine also took this as a joke?
Before she could figure it out, there was a rumor that the noble concubine Bai in the nearby palace asked to see her. When the woman came in, she and the noble concubine would sit on the couch and crack sunflower seeds together, telling jokes about talented people while cracking. He also talked about other interesting things in the palace, without the "swords and swords" that Shi Xi imagined.

How does this look like a harem?It would be better to say that it is a large-scale eating melon scene.

She was slandering in her heart, but she didn't show it on her face.

"I got several erotic books yesterday, and after reading them, I'm still not satisfied, so why don't I hurry up and share them with my sister," Bai Guizheng proudly took out a few books from the maid's hand and handed them to the noble concubine, "This is a spring night. Young Master’s latest work can’t be bought even with money!”

The imperial concubine was not to be outdone: "A few days ago, I received the latest storybook from my family. Do you want it?"

"Why don't you take it out and take a look?"

"Call me good sister, come and listen..."

Shi Xi listened, her face reddening in a symbolic way at first, but later when the two beautiful ladies talked about the toys in the boudoir, she could no longer express her expression at all.

Who said the ancients were reserved?These two are clearly joking, right?

Shi Xi couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic to the "not so good" emperor.

A good one, why can't it be humane?

Finally, Bai Guifei walked away with a pile of story books in her arms with satisfaction. After taking only two steps, she saw a bright yellow guard of honor walking towards the palace.

Bai Guifei bent down and saluted, and then ran back to the bedroom without looking back, as if there was a hungry ghost chasing after her.

The bright yellow color fell in front of the imperial concubine's palace, and the eunuch in front of him shouted, "The emperor is here—"

Kneeling at the door, the emperor waved his hands and shouted, and then walked into the imperial concubine's bedroom.

"Your Majesty is coming," the imperial concubine pulled the flesh on her face, trying to make her smile look real, "Would you like to drink Longjing or Snow Mountain Silver Needle today? What kind of tea do you want to go with it?"

"casual."

A clear and cold voice sounded. Shi Xi pinched his fingers and looked secretly in the direction of the emperor.

"Boy, let's make tea!" She was struggling to see, when she heard a call from the imperial concubine, "Bring the best tea."

Shi Xi was wondering what the best tea was, when the maid next to her stuffed a small paper bag.

She walked over holding the paper bag, made tea in a proper manner, and brought it to the two nobles.

Yan Chue was thinking about the noisy things in the court hall, when he felt a light fragrance coming from around him, he looked up and saw a little eunuch with red lips and white teeth holding tea in an orderly manner, looking very unfamiliar.

"newcomer?"

Shi Xi looked at his nose, nose and heart and said authentically, "If you go back to the emperor, the slave just came to the imperial concubine's palace today."

"Looks like he's clever..." Yan Chue said, taking a sip of the tea in his hand, and then sprayed it all on the table in front of him with a "poof".

Shi Xi was startled, then quickly knelt down and prepared to plead guilty.

"Hey, all the mistakes are the fault of the concubine. The concubine is used to drinking spicy tea on weekdays, but she forgot that you don't like spicy food." The imperial concubine saw that the emperor was spraying, and hurriedly ordered Shi Xi to pour a glass of white water Come on, "Are you all right?"

With a dark expression on his face, Yan Jie silently glanced at his imperial concubine.

No wonder!
"The slave deserves to die!" Shi Xi knelt on the ground with a "plop", quite at a loss.

"Get up, don't do your business," Yan Jie caught a glimpse of the pitiful look of the little eunuch, his anger subsided a lot, and he turned to the imperial concubine and said, "I know that Minister Zuo visited your family a few days ago. But you don't have to take your anger out on me, at least some reliable tea, right?"

Seeing that her little thoughts were discovered, the noble concubine blessed her body symbolically, "Your Majesty is so magnanimous that my concubine is not as good as I am. The concubine is really delusional to do such wrong things. Your majesty must forgive the concubine. "

It sounds like a cliché, and it's very fake.

Yan Ke waved his hand and didn't mind. He drank the newly served tea, and then continued, "Your brother was injured a few days ago, you should go back and have a look, and remember not to slip the tongue when the time comes."

The imperial concubine rolled her eyes, but her tone was still respectful, "The courtiers and concubines listen to His Majesty."

Yan Zhe nodded, then took his pile of documents and sat in front of the window to read through them.

As for the imperial concubine, she began to play with the small ornaments presented by the maids one after another.

The two of them just sat there for an hour, and then Yan Ke got up, and the palace people sent them off one after another.

Shi Xi was full of question marks, but couldn't say it out, so he could only return to his residence in a daze.

"Hey, you're that new little eunuch?" When the roommate saw him, the first reaction was to look at Shi Xi's face, "No wonder the imperial concubine said you look good, you are really good, compared to some empresses It’s not bad to come!”

Shi Xi replied hesitantly, and was about to go to bed, when he heard the little eunuch say again, "When you follow the imperial concubine in the future, don't forget the friendship we once had in the same room, if you can transfer me to the imperial concubine to show off in front of the imperial concubine." A face is the best."

Shi Xi raised his eyebrows suspiciously, "What do you mean by following the imperial concubine? Aren't I just working in the imperial concubine's palace now?"

"How can that be the same?" The man gave him a strange look, "Don't you know the twists and turns in this palace?"

Shi Xi nodded honestly, his eyes clear.

"Hey, then I have to tell you a good story," the man suddenly beamed, "It's a long story!"

Shi Xi listened to this man talking for a long time before he understood why he said that.

The palace was not originally like this, but after Yan Zhu ascended the throne, he never established a queen, and there was no one in the harem for a long time. The ministers were anxious to death, so they urged him to accept some women into the harem. Yan Zhu was forced to be anxious and reluctantly They took people in but didn’t touch any of them, leaving them there to grow mushrooms.

Naturally, the ladies were not willing to give in at the beginning and used all kinds of tricks. Unfortunately, the emperor had no intention of being tempted. The women in the palace inquired around and got news from the imperial doctor - the emperor is not good at it!

The emperor can't do it!

(End of this chapter)