Moe girl disguise strategy

Chapter 97 Sue You for Domestic Violence
Seeing the hard-working students on the light screen and the people on the ground gradually disappearing into dots of light, Xiaoqi silently flipped through the rules of the game.

The team competition is not played by real people like the individual competition. In order to ensure that individual potential is maximized, all participating members of the team competition enter the Star Network to compete, and weapons and other items are scanned by real things. , there is no slight difference between various data and reality. In this way, everyone can give full play to their strength without causing the death of anyone.

These children are the hope of the future. The upper echelon will not allow a large area of ​​elites to die, but even if they die on the star network, it will not have no impact at all. You will have at least a week of weakness.

Of course, another advantage is that there are no restrictions on the venue, and whatever you want can be simulated immediately without any cost.

After getting a general understanding of the rules of the game, Xiaoqi began to watch the game quietly, but it was okay if she didn't watch it, and she got angry when she saw it.What the hell are you doing? Do you know the saying don’t pretend to be struck by lightning? If you don’t have such equipment as a lightning rod, then pretend to be a jerk. Isn’t this looking for abuse!

Let me make a list, I must teach these two bastards a lesson later, it is really unqualified, as a student of the master of disguise Lin Xiaoqi, if this kind of virtue is the only thing, it is better to go back to the furnace and rebuild it earlier. Being beaten into such an embarrassing situation, the most important thing is that we are still two partners, a task that even Mi Le can easily complete, but we are mixed up like this, isn't it begging for beating.

After going back, the amount of training in all aspects will be doubled!At that moment, Xiao Qi made the same decision as Yu Ran. Since then, these two guys have four times more simple training tasks than others. Speaking of the subsequent promotion training, it is simply inhumane, is there any reason!

But it’s okay, it’s okay to have a companion in distress, otherwise they really don’t know how to endure alone. Sure enough, the suffering of one person is different from the suffering of two people, at least in this heart. I feel better, hahaha...

Of course, the battle situation was not as simple as what the audience below saw. If it wasn't for Yu Ran's good planning, their strength would have been abused by this mighty army.

Speaking of which, the success of this strategy is due to their high-profile actions along the way. Those few single-player matches that went all out made their image in the hearts of the audience infinitely elevated. After each battle, they even lost the strength to walk. It's gone, but still has a haughty and misty face, as if dissatisfied because the opponent is too weak.

Alas, this is the worst part of human nature. Before each battle, they will tell their opponents that they will do their best to fight, and they will clearly put their own poor fighting power in front of everyone's eyes, but they just don't People believe, what can be done about this. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

(Audience: Damn~, our previous match was not bloody and cruel, and we didn’t look dissatisfied after the match, so who would believe that we have actually tried our best to fight! )
Maybe Yu Ran's psychology and battle situation analysis are not as good as Sirius's, but his sixth sense completely makes up for this deficiency. He is just such a fool, such a magic stick, without clear logic. Analysis, an illusory sixth sense plus an old tortoise used for divination is enough to kill everything in seconds!
This is the legendary magic stick!A tall career!
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Turning over to avoid a sharp attack from the enemy, Lu Mao touched his messy green hair with some bitterness, and then said: "Brother, why are you just staring at me and beating me alone when there are so many people here? Lele once said that beating means kissing and scolding means love. Could it be that you fell in love with me and then developed hatred because of love? No, no, no, I still want to continue the family lineage, so you should find another goal. "

The low air pressure in the whole body spreads, and there is no nonsense for zero times, and he directly uses his own actual actions to express his deep "love" for the other party. Anyone who is raped by someone who just met will feel upset, let alone the person in front of him. This person is still a man, no matter how good-looking you are, it won't change the fact that you are a man!

If it was a woman, he wouldn't care about it, but it happened to be a man, and he would be upset if he didn't kill this guy!
So this bad fate was formed without any warning, disrupting Yu Ran's original layout and changing their original plan beyond recognition. Fatty was better off, dragging the mighty The crowd had a great time stepping on the trap, but the green-haired kid was sad. Even if the opponent's agility was higher than him, even the damn attack power was "a little bit" higher than his, and he couldn't let anyone survive. !
Wiping the bloodshot lips, the green hair narrowly avoided the opponent's kick, and said with a playful smile: "Hey, brother, this face is more beautiful, can we not slap it?" It's so unkind, all the big moves are directed at his face, how can he seduce girls like this!

The movement of his hand became more and more fierce, and the short silver hair drew a graceful arc in the air. He pursed his thin lips, and Master Reiji spoke for the first time: "...the skin on your left cheek has grown on the right." After a pause, he continued, "I'll help you with plastic surgery."

Let me list @#%&%*@...but this is to say that I am shameless on the left and thick-skinned on the right, and they even help me with plastic surgery, I rub it, which is tolerable or unbearable!Labor and management tell you that you have successfully angered labor and management!The rabbit needs people in a hurry, labor and management will definitely bite you to death! ! !
"Green hair, hurry up and help me, I can't hold on anymore!!!" Once again, he took advantage of the speed he had trained in the past few months to throw off the people behind him, and the fat man took the time to say so leisurely In a word.

Everyone who was caught in the trap by flying a kite: ...The ones who can't survive are my friends, okay? You said it very leisurely. %>_<%
"If you can't hold on, use your huge body to withstand it!" Lu Mao replied angrily, but in such a short moment, another scar on his face was added.

I don't know why, but Zero didn't use his weapon at all when he was fighting with Lumao, but he greeted the opponent's face with his fist again and again, and the move was fierce, even if he exhausted all his strength Excessively, he meticulously carried out what he just said - to help the other party have plastic surgery. -_-!
"Brother, why don't you just obey me? If you hit someone, don't slap them in the face. Be careful, I will sue you for domestic violence when the time comes!" Turning around, Lu Mao stretched out his hand to touch the green corner of his eye, and spoke in a mean tone. When he said it, he wanted to slap himself in the mouth. The fat man was already used to it, so he spat out these words unconsciously, without thinking at all.Brother, I really didn't mean that, but can you let me go, how about I give you the fat man to warm your bed?
The time interval between the two sentences was less than ten seconds. Fatty and Reiji were stunned at the same time. Then Fatty decisively stopped the quagmire technique he was about to give to Reiji, and silently led the people to distance themselves from Lv Mao, asking for It wasn't that Yu Ran banned infighting during the game, he had already transferred this swamp spell to the guy who verbally attacked some of his enemies.

In contrast, Zero Times was not so easy to talk about. He decisively pulled out the small knife at his waist and threw it towards the green hair. .

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Finally back to the funny rhythm, I am very relieved

(End of this chapter)